He just got seven years in prison. Enough? Spoiler: Hell no. READ MORE

You may recall that shortly before being found guilty of securities fraud, pharma weasel Martin Shkreli couldn't wipe that creepy shit eating grin off his face. After his guilty verdict, same shit eating grin

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Martin Shkreli's the friend of a friend from drunk teen days who you laughed at for his attention seeking antics, then hung out with one time when you were sober and realized he was super annoying and you wanted... READ MORE

 If Martin believes that he genuinely holds the only copy of that CD he's sadly mistaken. That "rare" CD you purchased for an obscene amount of money is the equivalent of an overpriced original Xbox Halo 2 collectors edition... READ MORE

Martin Shkreli is almost certainly guilty of securities fraud. The outcome of the case will hinge on whether you can social and news media clown yourself out of a white collar conviction. It's not even close to a preposterous... READ MORE

Martin Shkreli is not keeping a low profile while awaiting trial for securities fraud. He still hasn't changed his face. A touch of plastic surgery could work wonders with the jurors. You look like a guy who jerks off... READ MORE

IBM's Watson doesn't have the computing power to distinguish the cocksureness levels of Little Pharma giant Martin Shkreli and any 20-something female blogger for a midtown Manhattan media outlet. Twitter CEO Jack Dorsey figured it out. READ MORE

Martin Shkreli is desperately trying to win over his haters. A new haircut would be a good start. He just auctioned off the rights to "repeatedly pummel me in the face" to a woman in Florida for $50,000. If... READ MORE

Albanian-American rapper and occasional investor fraud scheme operator Martin Shkreli is good at figuring things out. He figured out how to rape The AIDS patients of their drug cash. He figured out how to taunt the Wu Tang clan... READ MORE

Martin Shkreli owes $2.8 million in back taxes so the state of New York is pillaging his house for valuables. Luckily he owns a lot of shit that only closet gay pseudo intellectuals and rapists affiliated with Phil Spector... READ MORE