By Lex February 17, 2014 @ 4:04 PM
With the earth in California drying into an arid crumble, it’s hard to imagine there’s water allotment for spraying a Russian model’s tits with precious ounces of our remaining stockpile. Excuse me, Belarusian. If that is even a real place. I can’t imagine moistening the nipples of hot chicks is called out as a waiver in our state mandate to cut back on watering our lawns and washing our hybrids. Somebody grab that chick with the spray bottle and throw her in the hoosegow. We must nourish our smelt.
Photo Credit: AKM-GSI
By Lex November 21, 2013 @ 7:44 PM
If I were fluent in Russian, I could tell you exactly why Maryna Linchuk is hanging out with groups of topless women. But I can barely manage some English. I’m going to go ahead and guess that a Russian mob boss paid a lot of rubles to fulfill a very detailed erotic fantasy. Either that or the girls voluntarily took off their tops hoping it would bump them on the priority list of women smuggled out of the country in cargo containers for better lives as foreign sex workers.
Photo Credit: Russian Vogue
By Lex May 21, 2013 @ 11:41 AM
Photo Credit: Bauer-Griffin
I’ve never heard of Maryna Linchuk, but she was shooting for Victorias Secret on the beach in St. Barts today, and according to wikipedia she’s “a Belarusian fashion model”. Which didn’t help at all because that’s clearly not a real place. They might as well say she’s from Whosy-Whatsy-ville. Get some god damn editors, Wikipedia!
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