Maryna Linchuk Poses for a Bikini Shoot

By Lex April 23, 2014 @ 4:33 PM

Maryna Linchuk Poses For A Sexy Bikini Shoot In The May 2014 Issue Of Vogue Spain
Girls from Belarus can do fierce face better than American girls. That’s a scientific fact. American women are soft from too many take-out salads and advanced sexual toys and Fat Oprah owned channels. While Belarus women must fight the local swamp rats for scraps of dead pigeon entrails to feed their families. You start fighting the local rodent population to avoid starvation, you’ll get a fierce fucking smirk. It could also be gas.

Photo Credit: Vogue Spain

Maryna Linchuk’s Nipples Better Produce a Cloudburst

By Lex February 17, 2014 @ 4:04 PM

Maryna Linchuk In A Wet See Through Dress For A Photo Shoot In Los Angeles
With the earth in California drying into an arid crumble, it’s hard to imagine there’s water allotment for spraying a Russian model’s tits with precious ounces of our remaining stockpile. Excuse me, Belarusian. If that is even a real place. I can’t imagine moistening the nipples of hot chicks is called out as a waiver in our state mandate to cut back on watering our lawns and washing our hybrids. Somebody grab that chick with the spray bottle and throw her in the hoosegow. We must nourish our smelt.

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Maryna Linchuk Hangs Out With Naked Women

By Lex November 21, 2013 @ 7:44 PM

Maryna Linchuk Poses With Naked Women For The December Issue Of Russian Vogue
If I were fluent in Russian, I could tell you exactly why Maryna Linchuk is hanging out with groups of topless women. But I can barely manage some English. I’m going to go ahead and guess that a Russian mob boss paid a lot of rubles to fulfill a very detailed erotic fantasy. Either that or the girls voluntarily took off their tops hoping it would bump them on the priority list of women smuggled out of the country in cargo containers for better lives as foreign sex workers.

Photo Credit: Russian Vogue

Maryna Linchuk And Karina Gubanova In Bikinis

By Lex October 22, 2013 @ 10:07 AM

Maryna Linchuk And Karina Gubanova In Bikinis Go For A Swim At The Beach In Miami

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Maryna Linchuk In A Bikini

By Lex May 21, 2013 @ 11:41 AM

Maryna Linchuk In A Bikini At The Beach In Miami

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Maryna Linchuk is mysterious, in a bikini

By brendon May 04, 2012 @ 5:45 PM

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I’ve never heard of Maryna Linchuk, but she was shooting for Victorias Secret on the beach in St. Barts today, and according to wikipedia she’s “a Belarusian fashion model”. Which didn’t help at all because that’s clearly not a real place. They might as well say she’s from Whosy-Whatsy-ville. Get some god damn editors, Wikipedia!

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