Lea Michele's Dead Boyfriend Would've Loved Her Current Boyfriend

You may recall two years ago when Dead Cory Monteith checked into a Canadian hotel which is both a literal account of his overdose death and now a handy euphemism. Lea Michele turned his passing into a series of weeping magazine pictorials, a pop dance album, and a small theme park in her backyard where she charged fans ten bucks to see her make out with a wax replica of her dead boyfriend. Everybody grieves...read more

Lea Michele Is Dating a Man Hooker

Remember that Lea Michele music video that nobody gave a shit about? Yeah one of those. It's where on the set she felt Kismet once again, falling for male extra Matt Paetz who also happens to be a masseuse and happy vagina feelings escort for mature ladies in need in Los Angeles. His pimp service is called Cowboys4Angels, which as much as you may be missing dick as a 50-year old single woman, still has to feel a...read more