Lea Michele Is Dating a Man Hooker

By Lex June 12, 2014 @ 2:09 PM

Lea Michele In A Bikini Filming Her Music Video 'On My Way' With Matthew Paetz In Palmdale
Remember that Lea Michele music video that nobody gave a shit about? Yeah one of those. It’s where on the set she felt Kismet once again, falling for male extra Matt Paetz who also happens to be a masseuse and happy vagina feelings escort for mature ladies in need in Los Angeles. His pimp service is called Cowboys4Angels, which as much as you may be missing dick as a 50-year old single woman, still has to feel a little silly typing into your browser. More important than arcane and outdated dating rules is the fact that Lea Michele has once more overcome her tragic loss of Dead Cory Monteith to find love. I guess like a cannonball. Or a John. Lea has an old soul, so you figure a guy like Matt who is skilled at gently suckling post-natal grandmotherly udders and slowly breathing out the name, ‘Helen’ would be a great romantic fit. And, if it doesn’t work out, she can always crank up the shrill and leave out a prepaid Expedia travel pack to Vancouver.

Photo Credit: Pacific Coast News