By brendon December 13, 2012 @ 2:20 PM
Megan Fox looks great considering she just had a baby in September, but the spooky eyeliner isn’t doing her any favors. It makes her look older. As in 500 years older, when she was bitten by the dark lord and cursed to a life as a hunter of the night.
(image source of megan at last nights ‘this is 40′ premiere = getty)
By brendon November 30, 2012 @ 7:56 PM
Megan Fox looked awesome yesterday at a photocall in Beverly Hills to promote ‘This is 40’, barely two months after giving birth. It’s amazing. Actually have we even seen that kid yet? She looks so good I’m starting to think she was just lying.
By brendon November 20, 2012 @ 8:43 PM
Megan Fox gave birth to her son Noah less than two months ago (September 27th), but you wouldn’t know it by the way she looked last night at a screening for her new movie ‘This is 40′ at the Writers Guild Theater in Beverly Hills. Because “the way she looked” was terrific. I don’t know what her secret is, and I don’t wanna know. It could be eating human flesh for all I care, old Megan Fox is back.
By brendon October 17, 2012 @ 3:39 PM
If Megan Fox wanted to, she could very definitely be like Jennifer Lopez and whore out her pregnancy to the media for all kinds of interviews and million dollar deals for pictures. But she’s not, so instead she quietly went through her pregnancy and had her baby. Last month.
And no one knew it until today, when she made a simple announcement on her facebook:
“We have been very lucky to have had a peaceful few weeks at home, but I would like to release this myself before others do. I gave birth to our son Noah Shannon Green on September 27th. He is healthy, happy, and perfect.
We are humbled to have the opportunity to call ourselves the parents of this beautiful soul and I am forever grateful to God for allowing me to know this kind of boundless, immaculate love.
Thanks to those of you who wish to send your positive energy and well wishes. May God bless you and your families abundantly.”
Again, Megan Fox is awesome. If you sent Mariah Carey or Beyonce “positive energy” after they had their baby they’d tell you to go fuck yourself. If you’re not bringing chests of gold, frankincense, and myrrh, or a diamond teddy bear with rubies for eyes, don’t even bother to show up.
(image source of megan leaving a doctors office in beverly hills on september 23rd, 4 days before she gave birth = fame/flynet)
Star was the first to report that Megan Fox was pregnant back in March, and E! said the same a month later, but she’s never publicly addressed it either way, so make what you will of these pictures of her leaving a nail salon in Studio City yesterday.
She certainly looks like she could be pregnant, but that would mean she was lying when she told me she was on the pill, even though she knew I wasn’t ready to start a family, and I refuse to believe she would ever do that.
(image source = splash)
By brendon April 24, 2012 @ 5:50 PM
Though E! says today that an exclusive source has confirmed that Megan Fox is pregnant, you certainly wouldn’t know it by looking at her 4 days ago in Los Feliz when she went to dinner with her husband Brian Austin Green. And if I’m willing to use “Oh whatever, so how come she doesn’t look pregnant” in paternity trials, I’ll certainly use it to call bullshit on this.
(image source = pacific coast)