Megan Fox is still fantastic

By brendon February 21, 2012 @ 4:11 PM


Megan Fox is back in Hawaii today, and back in a bikini, which is even better, because she looks fantastic. The only bad news is that she seems reluctant to go in the water. There’s a word for girls who are physically perfect, scared of water, and who have sex with Brian Austin Greene for 8 years, and that word is “android”.

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Lindsay Lohan is totally in a real movie this time

By brendon January 17, 2012 @ 4:57 PM


Lindsay Lohan told TMZ… pardon me, a “source” told TMZ, that Lindsay Lohan has so impressed casting directors around town with her new level of maturity and professionalism, than they’re practically fighting each other to get her in their new movies.

But Lindsay has now chosen the vehicle for her big comeback, and she’s decided on a scandalous Hollywood bio-pic, where she’ll be playing iconic legend Elizabeth Taylor, no less!

On the Lifetime Network!

Unless the producers can get Megan Fox, which would be their preference.

“I’ve been talking to Lindsay Lohan directly, and with her reps, and have been in conversations with other actresses, including Megan Fox,” Larry Thompson, the executive producer of Lifetime’s Liz and Dick, told E! News exclusively.
“It’s a very serious selection,” Thompson continued. “It’s like casting for Hollywood royalty.”

Indeed it is. That’s why the last two actors to play her were none other than Sherilyn Fenn and Liliana Pinto. Oh yes, my friends. Lindsay is big time now.

The only question left is; how will they work it so Lindsay can still film her important roles in the Spiderman and Superman reboots, and to play Linda Lovelace and Kim Gotti. Because Lindsay said she was doing those too. I hope this new movie won’t interfere. The poor dear really has a full plate.

Megan Fox has a sister?

By brendon December 09, 2011 @ 2:25 PM


Yes, apparently. Named Kristi, who is about 10 years older than Megan, and they went shopping at the Grove in LA last night. And even though she’s attractive in her own right, it must be hard to have a sibling who is an international sex symbol. I know my brother has struggled with it for years.

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Megan Fox knows how to dress

By brendon November 02, 2011 @ 3:11 PM


Just in case you’d forgotten how hot Megan Fox is, she wore some skin tight jeans and a sweater to run some errands late yesterday to run some errands around West Hollywood. There’s no sign however of her husband, my mortal enemy Brian Austin Greene. And if he knows whats best for him he’ll keep it that way.

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Megan Foxs Marilyn Monroe tat is almost gone

By brendon October 04, 2011 @ 6:01 PM


A few months ago Megan Fox announced that she was having the tat of Marilyn Monroe on her forearm removed, and when she had breakfast with her husband in LA this morning, we could see that things are coming along nicely. Though now it’s spookier than ever because it looks like the ghost of Marilyn Monroe with lifeless dead eyes. Great, now I’m scared! Thanks a lot stupid Megan!

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Tuesday headlines, with Gaga on the Simpsons

By brendon August 23, 2011 @ 6:08 PM


LADY GAGA – will play herself on ‘The Simpsons’, “to cheer up a dejected Lisa through the power of speech, song, and a flash mob.” The message being: if you’re feeling low, try annoying the hell out of people. (ew)

WILL SMITH AND JADA PINKETT – were reportedly broken up, but this morning Wills son Trey tweeted that it wasn’t true, and now they’ve issued a statement saying, “Although we are reluctant to respond to these types of press reports, the rumors circulating about our relationship are completely false. We are still together, and our marriage is intact.” Oohh. “Intact”. What a romantic word. I guess things really are going great. “My wife is very suitable”, Will went on to explain. (twitter, access hollywood)

MEGAN FOX – confirmed that she’s having the tattoo on her forearm of Marilyn Monroe removed, saying, “She was a negative person, she was disturbed, bipolar. I do not want to attract this kind of negative energy in my life.” Oh relax Megan. It’s not Ed Gein for Christs sake. (us)

BEN AFFLECK AND JENNIFER GARNER – are expecting their third child to go along with their daughters Violet, 5, and Seraphina, 2. No word yet on if its a boy or a girl, or what stripper/wish granting cartoon mouse they’ll name them after. (people)