Megan Fox doesn’t look pregnant

By brendon April 24, 2012 @ 5:50 PM

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Though E! says today that an exclusive source has confirmed that Megan Fox is pregnant, you certainly wouldn’t know it by looking at her 4 days ago in Los Feliz when she went to dinner with her husband Brian Austin Green. And if I’m willing to use “Oh whatever, so how come she doesn’t look pregnant” in paternity trials, I’ll certainly use it to call bullshit on this.

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Megan Fox might be pregnant

By brendon March 28, 2012 @ 12:49 PM

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Megan Fox is reportedly pregnant for the first time with her husband of two years, Brian Austin Green, though this comes from Star who I swear will occasionally say random things only so they can gloat about later if by some miracle they stumble ass backwards into being correct.

Her most recent paparazzi pictures were taken six days ago at a Koo Koo Roo in LA with Austin and his two kids, but you can’t tell anything from those. After that there was a picture of porn star Megan Coxxx flashing the camera in London on the 15th, and for the record she does not appear to be pregnant. Also I found some pictures of baby foxes doing eskimo kisses and wrestling. I’m not sure how much that helps to determine if Megan Fox is pregnant or not but it was an adorable investigation.

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Megan Fox is still fantastic

By brendon February 21, 2012 @ 4:11 PM

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Megan Fox is back in Hawaii today, and back in a bikini, which is even better, because she looks fantastic. The only bad news is that she seems reluctant to go in the water. There’s a word for girls who are physically perfect, scared of water, and who have sex with Brian Austin Greene for 8 years, and that word is “android”.

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Lindsay Lohan is totally in a real movie this time

By brendon January 17, 2012 @ 4:57 PM

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Lindsay Lohan told TMZ… pardon me, a “source” told TMZ, that Lindsay Lohan has so impressed casting directors around town with her new level of maturity and professionalism, than they’re practically fighting each other to get her in their new movies.

But Lindsay has now chosen the vehicle for her big comeback, and she’s decided on a scandalous Hollywood bio-pic, where she’ll be playing iconic legend Elizabeth Taylor, no less!

On the Lifetime Network!

Unless the producers can get Megan Fox, which would be their preference.

“I’ve been talking to Lindsay Lohan directly, and with her reps, and have been in conversations with other actresses, including Megan Fox,” Larry Thompson, the executive producer of Lifetime’s Liz and Dick, told E! News exclusively.
“It’s a very serious selection,” Thompson continued. “It’s like casting for Hollywood royalty.”

Indeed it is. That’s why the last two actors to play her were none other than Sherilyn Fenn and Liliana Pinto. Oh yes, my friends. Lindsay is big time now.

The only question left is; how will they work it so Lindsay can still film her important roles in the Spiderman and Superman reboots, and to play Linda Lovelace and Kim Gotti. Because Lindsay said she was doing those too. I hope this new movie won’t interfere. The poor dear really has a full plate.

Megan Fox has a sister?

By brendon December 09, 2011 @ 2:25 PM

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Yes, apparently. Named Kristi, who is about 10 years older than Megan, and they went shopping at the Grove in LA last night. And even though she’s attractive in her own right, it must be hard to have a sibling who is an international sex symbol. I know my brother has struggled with it for years.

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Megan Fox knows how to dress

By brendon November 02, 2011 @ 3:11 PM

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Just in case you’d forgotten how hot Megan Fox is, she wore some skin tight jeans and a sweater to run some errands late yesterday to run some errands around West Hollywood. There’s no sign however of her husband, my mortal enemy Brian Austin Greene. And if he knows whats best for him he’ll keep it that way.

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