Megan Fox knows how to dress

By brendon November 02, 2011 @ 3:11 PM

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Just in case you’d forgotten how hot Megan Fox is, she wore some skin tight jeans and a sweater to run some errands late yesterday to run some errands around West Hollywood. There’s no sign however of her husband, my mortal enemy Brian Austin Greene. And if he knows whats best for him he’ll keep it that way.

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Megan Foxs Marilyn Monroe tat is almost gone

By brendon October 04, 2011 @ 6:01 PM

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A few months ago Megan Fox announced that she was having the tat of Marilyn Monroe on her forearm removed, and when she had breakfast with her husband in LA this morning, we could see that things are coming along nicely. Though now it’s spookier than ever because it looks like the ghost of Marilyn Monroe with lifeless dead eyes. Great, now I’m scared! Thanks a lot stupid Megan!

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Tuesday headlines, with Gaga on the Simpsons

By brendon August 23, 2011 @ 6:08 PM

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LADY GAGA – will play herself on ‘The Simpsons’, “to cheer up a dejected Lisa through the power of speech, song, and a flash mob.” The message being: if you’re feeling low, try annoying the hell out of people. (ew)

WILL SMITH AND JADA PINKETT – were reportedly broken up, but this morning Wills son Trey tweeted that it wasn’t true, and now they’ve issued a statement saying, “Although we are reluctant to respond to these types of press reports, the rumors circulating about our relationship are completely false. We are still together, and our marriage is intact.” Oohh. “Intact”. What a romantic word. I guess things really are going great. “My wife is very suitable”, Will went on to explain. (twitter, access hollywood)

MEGAN FOX – confirmed that she’s having the tattoo on her forearm of Marilyn Monroe removed, saying, “She was a negative person, she was disturbed, bipolar. I do not want to attract this kind of negative energy in my life.” Oh relax Megan. It’s not Ed Gein for Christs sake. (us)

BEN AFFLECK AND JENNIFER GARNER – are expecting their third child to go along with their daughters Violet, 5, and Seraphina, 2. No word yet on if its a boy or a girl, or what stripper/wish granting cartoon mouse they’ll name them after. (people)

um, hey there Megan Fox

By brendon August 23, 2011 @ 4:16 PM

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Megan Fox looked absolutely terrific yesterday in a super short gray dress on the set of ‘This is 40’, although I’m sure tons of message board fatties and nerds will still act like she sucks. Speaking of which, here she answering a question about me, and how she keeps our secret weekend getaways exciting. It’s too bad that Brian had to find out this way.

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Megan Fox went swimming

By brendon August 22, 2011 @ 2:18 PM

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Megan Fox went on her facebook this weekend and posted a picture of her, Jason Segal and whoever the hell Chris O’Dowd is in a pool on the set of ‘This Is 40′, a movie directed by Judd Apatow starring Paul Rudd and Leslie Mann who play the same characters they played in ‘Knocked Up’.

I’ll never understand why people make fun of Megan Fox yet Kristen Stewart somehow gets a pass. Despite what some internet dorks say, Megan is a better than average actress, whereas Kristens stupid face is so expressionless and blank you could play racquetball against it.

I was surprised too, Megan Fox

By brendon July 08, 2011 @ 5:32 PM

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I wasn’t aware there was a rumor like this, but Megan Fox went on her facebook page last night and posted 4 pictures showing her furrowing her brow and pointing out lines in her face to dispute the rumor that she’s had botox. In fact she still denies she’s had any work done (despite the fact that she looks nothing like she did 10 years ago). So I guess the secret to proving that rumors are false are to make up ones that you can easily disprove. Like the one about Megan that claims I won’t love her all night long, baby.