Megan Fox is box office gold

By brendon July 07, 2011 @ 4:55 PM

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‘Transformers: Dark of the Moon’, has been out for 8 full days now, and it’s still doing incredible business, unless of course you compare it to ‘Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen’. At this point, ‘Fallen’ had made $239 million at the box office, while ‘Dark of the Moon’ now sits at $198. That’s a drop of around $41 million.

It would be overly simplistic to say this is all because Megan Fox was replaced by Rosie Huntington Whitely, but complicated theories are for fags, so that’s what I’m going to say.

Not only is Fox (seen here in her brand new Armani campaign) a thousand times hotter than Whitely, but now we’re expected to believe Sam Witwicky has dated two international supermodels in a row, which is somehow the dumbest premise even in a movie about fights between shape-shifting robots from outer space.

‘Transformers 3′ is down 40 percent from ’2′

By brendon June 30, 2011 @ 4:27 PM

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No doubt fueled by it’s juvenile cheap shots at Megan Fox (like Shia telling his parents he “moved on to something better” or one of the robots saying his last girlfriend was “mean”), ‘Transformers 3’ had the biggest opening day of 2011 and is doing incredibly well by any definition.

Unless you compare it to the opening day for ‘Transformers 2’, the one with Megan Fox, in which case it’s an embarrassing failure.

E! cites this list of the all time opening days on Box Office Mojo and says

In its first full day in theaters, Transformers: Dark of the Moon grossed an estimated $37.3 million, good for sixth place on the list of all-time Wednesday openers.
But as you’ll notice, Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen is in second place, with a far bigger, far fatter $62 million debut.

And that’s despite the fact that 60 percent of ticket sales were for 3D, where average ticket prices are $10.85 and $14.85 for IMAX, as compared to the $7.50 they paid to see the second one.

It’s also despite the fact that ‘Dark of the Moon’ is actually pretty good. I’m as amazed as anyone but I liked it. The good news is they can still match the weekend total for ‘Revenge of the Fallen’, as long as they consider a weekend to be 17 days long.

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Shia LaBeouf claims he f**ked Megan Fox

By brendon June 28, 2011 @ 10:49 AM

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Shia LaBeouf has an interview in the new issue of Details, and it’s a revelation for no other reason than I had no idea that Details magazine still exists. But it does apparently, and they asked Shia if he and Megan Fox ever did it while filming the first two ‘Transformers’ movies.

Details says…

Asked if he hooked up with Fox, LaBeouf nods affirmatively. “Look, you’re on the set for six months, with someone who’s rooting to be attracted to you, and you’re rooting to be attracted to them,” he explains. “I never understood the separation of work and life in that situation. But the time I spent with Megan was our own thing, and I think you can see the chemistry onscreen.” When I inquire about Fox’s status at the time with her longtime boyfriend, Brian Austin Green, LaBeouf replies, “I don’t know, man. I don’t know. I don’t know. I don’t know. . . .”—repeating the phrase exactly 12 times with various intonations, as if trying to get it just right. Finally, he says, “It was what it was.”

This might seem somewhat plausible because Megan married Brian Austin Green, so it’s not like she’s all that selective, but I don’t believe him because she’s been famous for a long time and you almost never hear any stories about her sleeping around. And also the idea of fucking Megan Fox is so wonderful I can’t believe that anyone gets to do it, much less this doofus. It’s like hearing someone claim they can fly.

(image source of Shia his girlfriend Karolyn Pho last week = fame)

oh f**k you, Steven Spielberg

By brendon June 20, 2011 @ 2:49 PM

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Back in 2009, Megan Fox did an interview with Wonderland magazine, who asked her what it was like to work with Michael Bay on the first 2 ‘Transformers’ movies. And she said…

“He’s like Napoleon and he wants to create this insane, infamous mad-man reputation. He wants to be like Hitler on his sets, and he is. So he’s a nightmare to work for but when you get him away from set, and he’s not in director mode, I kind of really enjoy his personality because he’s so awkward, so hopelessly awkward. He has no social skills at all. And it’s endearing to watch him.”

In other words Bay, like many directors, acted like a dictator on set but she liked him. Shortly after that, of course, Fox was replaced in ‘Transformers 3′, but not by Bay as it turns out. By Executive Producer Steven Spielberg.

Steven Spielberg demanded Megan Fox be fired from the latest Transformers film after she insulted its director, it has been revealed.
The Hollywood legend was outraged after the screen beauty compared Michael Bay to Hitler during a press interview.
Bay has revealed for the first time he was told to get rid of the actress.
He said: ‘You know the Hitler thing. Steven (Spielberg) said, fire her right now.’

For no reason other than ‘Indiana Jones 4′, Steven Speilberg can suck my dick, but the reality is he hasn’t made a good movie since ‘Saving Private Ryan’ 13 years ago and the most innovative thing he’s done since is set the record for the most product placement. It wasn’t just Matt and Trey who pointed out what a hack he is now, the creator of ‘Community’ called him a “moron” too.

And he is. He sucks. All he does is find ways to cast Shia LaBeouf (6 times in 5 years; in Disturbia, Eagle Eye, Indiana Jones 4 and Transformers 1, 2, and 3) and cash in on incoherent shit like ‘Transformers’. The first two were unbearable, even with Megan to stare at, and I’ll keep a cyanide capsule in my mouth just in case someone tries to trick me into seeing the third one.

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Megan Fox is in a bikini

By brendon June 20, 2011 @ 8:21 AM

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Megan Fox was in Hawaii this weekend, and spent most of it with her perfect body in a bikini on a beach with her husband, who’s name I can’t rememberer and didn’t look up. Besides if I were to name him it would establish a evidence trail leading back to me as I console Megan after he has a fatal “heart attack”.

SEXY UPDATE – more pics here.

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Kirstie Alley is the same size as Megan Fox

By brendon June 17, 2011 @ 3:30 PM

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Despite all evidence to the contrary, Kirstie Alley claims to have lost 60 pounds while doing ‘Dancing With The Stars’, and now says she has a 22-inch waist. Just like Megan Fox. That’s Fox on the left in the headline btw, and Alley is on the right, in case you thought you were seeing double.

“My goal dress has a waist that’s 22 inches,” Alley tells Life and Style. “I tried it on, and I can almost zip it up.” She plans to wear the dress on her Italian vacation in a few weeks. “I’ll be my target size by then,” she exclaims.
That means the 60-year-old can soon start sharing clothes with Megan Fox!
“I do have a 22-inch waist,” says Fox (and) it takes a lot of hard work to stay that slim. “I did a lot of Pilates — an immense amount of Pilates.”

This obviously doesn’t even need to be said, but this is Fox at the Long Beach Grand Prix on April 16, and this is Kirstie Alley in New York yesterday. They couldn’t even share the same elevator, much less the same clothes. Kirstie might as well be saying she’s an Olympic champion now.

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