Megan Fox was in Hawaii this weekend, and spent most of it with her perfect body in a bikini on a beach with her husband, who’s name I can’t rememberer and didn’t look up. Besides if I were to name him it would establish a evidence trail leading back to me as I console Megan after he has a fatal “heart attack”.
SEXY UPDATE – more pics here.
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Despite all evidence to the contrary, Kirstie Alley claims to have lost 60 pounds while doing ‘Dancing With The Stars’, and now says she has a 22-inch waist. Just like Megan Fox. That’s Fox on the left in the headline btw, and Alley is on the right, in case you thought you were seeing double.
“My goal dress has a waist that’s 22 inches,” Alley tells Life and Style. “I tried it on, and I can almost zip it up.” She plans to wear the dress on her Italian vacation in a few weeks. “I’ll be my target size by then,” she exclaims.
That means the 60-year-old can soon start sharing clothes with Megan Fox!
“I do have a 22-inch waist,” says Fox (and) it takes a lot of hard work to stay that slim. “I did a lot of Pilates — an immense amount of Pilates.”
This obviously doesn’t even need to be said, but this is Fox at the Long Beach Grand Prix on April 16, and this is Kirstie Alley in New York yesterday. They couldn’t even share the same elevator, much less the same clothes. Kirstie might as well be saying she’s an Olympic champion now.
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By brendon February 17, 2011 @ 6:24 PM
SHERLOCK HOLMES 2 – will officially be called, Sherlock Holmes: A Game of Shadows. A title which is just barely better than having no title at all. (mtv)
CRAIG MORGAN – is a country singer, apparently, and he saved two kids from a house that was on fire. “The lady who owned the home came out with a fire extinguisher. I tried to put it out but it didn’t work.” It was then that the lady told Morgan that her children were inside. But at least she saved the fire extinguisher. (fox)
MEGAN FOX – filmed some snowboarding scenes today for Friends with Kids with Jon Hamm. Needless to say she looked great. Which makes sense considering that she was practically named “Mega Fox”.
By brendon February 04, 2011 @ 11:34 AM
Megan Fox is in New York today filming Friends with Kids with Jon Hamm, and all that makeup makes her look kind of slutty. Which is to say she looks great. They took a good thing and made it even better. You can say you don’t like Megan Fox if you want but it means you’re a fuckin weirdo. Maybe your best friends over there in your doll house will agree with you.
By brendon December 20, 2010 @ 8:00 AM
Megan Fox gave her seemingly loveless marriage another shot this weekend when she went to Hawaii with her husband whose name I can never remember, and put on this sexy bikini.
She’s obviously real thin here, which is great, but that means her boobs are now smaller, which is not great. Why does it have to be one or the other! If Sophie’s Choice had been about a guy, instead of choosing which dumb ass kid would live, it would have been about that.
(source = bauer-griffin)
By brendon December 16, 2010 @ 5:31 PM
I don’t know who invented yoga pants, but I feel like I should. And schools and banks should be closed on his birthday to honor this great, great man. And if it’s December 25th, guess what? Hit the bricks, Jesus. Weren’t you actually born in July or something anyway?