I don’t know who invented yoga pants, but I feel like I should. And schools and banks should be closed on his birthday to honor this great, great man. And if it’s December 25th, guess what? Hit the bricks, Jesus. Weren’t you actually born in July or something anyway?
SALVATORE GIUNTA – was awarded the Medal of Honor today, the first living recipient in almost 40 years. The LA Times has a transcript of the Presidents speech here, and Giunta has a twitter page
here (update – maybe just go to the US Army page for now), so if you wanted to say something to an actual hero, that might be a good place. Moving right along…
DEMI LOVATO – hopes to get out of rehab (for cutting) and back home before Thanksgiving. A good test would be to have her carve the turkey, and if she starts crying while going back and forth over one drumstick for five minutes, you know she left too soon. (e!)
RED RIDING HOOD – is a new movie from the director of Twilight, and it’s about exactly what you think it’s about, and here’s the first trailer. My favorite part was when it ended! (apple)
MEGAN FOX – is so pretty she doesn’t need to wear makeup and she can still look fantastic. Here she is running some errands today in Beverly Hills, perhaps to complete the Kim Possible outfit that she started. (flynet)
Megan Fox and Brian Austin Green went to the Big Cat Encounters Ranch in Pahrump, Nevada, and played with an adult tiger and even got to feed a baby tiger with a bottle of milk.
As the male, Brian will now be accepted by the tigers from this day on, and they’ll welcome him back forever. Even other tigers will know it. So, if Brian is at the zoo or something, he should go give the tigers a big hug. Go on Brian, it’ll be fine. You’re brothers now. Maybe you can go this weekend.
The 25th Anniversary issue of Elle magazine has 4 different covers, each one showing someone on their list of 25 notable women under 25. The covers show Megan Fox, Amanda Seyfried, Gabourey Sidibe, and Lauren Conrad. Sidibe is actually 27, but that’s the least of Elle’s problems.
As you can see, the covers for Fox, Conrad and Seyfried show body shots, while Sidibes is more of a close up. And some, like this blog, are also saying Elle lightened her skin.
In Elles defense, it’s easy to find pictures of Sidibe at different events where she looks lighter or darker, for whatever reason. They also put Alek Wek on their cover, twice, and that chick is black as night.
As far as not showing Sidibes body, are you god damn kidding me. Of course they didn’t. If they had to have a black girl they should have gotten Zoe Saldana. Or Meagan Good. K.D. Aubert is absolutely awesome, put her on there and everybody wins. Sidibe shouldn’t be anywhere near Elle. It’s a fashion magazine celebrating beauty, and if that lump gets any fatter they’re gonna start listing her on maps.
Megan Fox and Brian Austin Green took Brian’s son Kassius to the Royal Ontario Museum in Toronto yesterday, and as you can see, the great thing about dating a naturally beautiful girl is that she doesn’t have to wear make up or put on sexy clothes to look good. In theory. In reality, fuck that, you turn right back around, put on a push up bra, tight jeans and fix your hair. What are we, old lesbians?
(source = inf daily)
MICHAEL DOUGLAS – may lose the ability to speak after his 8 weeks of chemo for throat cancer. So if you need an A-list star in your movie about a mummy, send the script to Michael Douglas. (the sun)
SANDRA BULLOCK – says there is no chance at a reconciliation with Jesse James, who has taken the hint and started dating Kat Von D. It’s just like the last time I got dumped, except instead of banging new stray pussy, I carved FATTY into my arm and cried a lot. (popeater)
LINDSAY LOHAN – has been offered $1 million by OK! magazine for her first interview out of rehab. Is she in a good place now? Is the media always lying about her, and does she just want to concentrate on work now? I wonder what she’ll say. I bet it’s surprising. (hollywood reporter)
MEGAN FOX – sometimes borrows shirts, like the Star Wars one pictured, from her 8-year-old step-son. Which is why I mailed her step-son a fishnet tank top. (daily mail)