afternoon headlines

By brendon February 17, 2011 @ 6:24 PM


SHERLOCK HOLMES 2 – will officially be called, Sherlock Holmes: A Game of Shadows. A title which is just barely better than having no title at all. (mtv)

CRAIG MORGAN – is a country singer, apparently, and he saved two kids from a house that was on fire. “The lady who owned the home came out with a fire extinguisher. I tried to put it out but it didn’t work.” It was then that the lady told Morgan that her children were inside. But at least she saved the fire extinguisher. (fox)

MEGAN FOX – filmed some snowboarding scenes today for Friends with Kids with Jon Hamm. Needless to say she looked great. Which makes sense considering that she was practically named “Mega Fox”.

Megan Fox is in New York

By brendon February 04, 2011 @ 11:34 AM


Megan Fox is in New York today filming Friends with Kids with Jon Hamm, and all that makeup makes her look kind of slutty. Which is to say she looks great. They took a good thing and made it even better. You can say you don’t like Megan Fox if you want but it means you’re a fuckin weirdo. Maybe your best friends over there in your doll house will agree with you.

Megan Fox is in a bikini

By brendon December 20, 2010 @ 8:00 AM


Megan Fox gave her seemingly loveless marriage another shot this weekend when she went to Hawaii with her husband whose name I can never remember, and put on this sexy bikini.

She’s obviously real thin here, which is great, but that means her boobs are now smaller, which is not great. Why does it have to be one or the other! If Sophie’s Choice had been about a guy, instead of choosing which dumb ass kid would live, it would have been about that.

(source = bauer-griffin)

Megan Fox. in yoga pants.

By brendon December 16, 2010 @ 5:31 PM


I don’t know who invented yoga pants, but I feel like I should. And schools and banks should be closed on his birthday to honor this great, great man. And if it’s December 25th, guess what? Hit the bricks, Jesus. Weren’t you actually born in July or something anyway?

Tuesday afternoon headlines

By brendon November 16, 2010 @ 8:13 PM


SALVATORE GIUNTA – was awarded the Medal of Honor today, the first living recipient in almost 40 years. The LA Times has a transcript of the Presidents speech here, and Giunta has a twitter page here (update – maybe just go to the US Army page for now), so if you wanted to say something to an actual hero, that might be a good place. Moving right along…

DEMI LOVATO – hopes to get out of rehab (for cutting) and back home before Thanksgiving. A good test would be to have her carve the turkey, and if she starts crying while going back and forth over one drumstick for five minutes, you know she left too soon. (e!)

RED RIDING HOOD – is a new movie from the director of Twilight, and it’s about exactly what you think it’s about, and here’s the first trailer. My favorite part was when it ended! (apple)

MEGAN FOX – is so pretty she doesn’t need to wear makeup and she can still look fantastic. Here she is running some errands today in Beverly Hills, perhaps to complete the Kim Possible outfit that she started. (flynet)

Megan Fox. And a tiger.

By brendon October 22, 2010 @ 3:54 PM


Megan Fox and Brian Austin Green went to the Big Cat Encounters Ranch in Pahrump, Nevada, and played with an adult tiger and even got to feed a baby tiger with a bottle of milk.

As the male, Brian will now be accepted by the tigers from this day on, and they’ll welcome him back forever. Even other tigers will know it. So, if Brian is at the zoo or something, he should go give the tigers a big hug. Go on Brian, it’ll be fine. You’re brothers now. Maybe you can go this weekend.