Elle magazine is in trouble over Gabourey Sidibe

By brendon September 14, 2010 @ 4:49 PM

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The 25th Anniversary issue of Elle magazine has 4 different covers, each one showing someone on their list of 25 notable women under 25. The covers show Megan Fox, Amanda Seyfried, Gabourey Sidibe, and Lauren Conrad. Sidibe is actually 27, but that’s the least of Elle’s problems.

As you can see, the covers for Fox, Conrad and Seyfried show body shots, while Sidibes is more of a close up. And some, like this blog, are also saying Elle lightened her skin.

In Elles defense, it’s easy to find pictures of Sidibe at different events where she looks lighter or darker, for whatever reason. They also put Alek Wek on their cover, twice, and that chick is black as night.

As far as not showing Sidibes body, are you god damn kidding me. Of course they didn’t. If they had to have a black girl they should have gotten Zoe Saldana. Or Meagan Good. K.D. Aubert is absolutely awesome, put her on there and everybody wins. Sidibe shouldn’t be anywhere near Elle. It’s a fashion magazine celebrating beauty, and if that lump gets any fatter they’re gonna start listing her on maps.

Megan Fox forgot her make up

By brendon September 13, 2010 @ 3:40 PM

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Megan Fox and Brian Austin Green took Brian’s son Kassius to the Royal Ontario Museum in Toronto yesterday, and as you can see, the great thing about dating a naturally beautiful girl is that she doesn’t have to wear make up or put on sexy clothes to look good. In theory. In reality, fuck that, you turn right back around, put on a push up bra, tight jeans and fix your hair. What are we, old lesbians?

(source = inf daily)

Wednesday headlines

By brendon August 18, 2010 @ 1:03 PM

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MICHAEL DOUGLAS – may lose the ability to speak after his 8 weeks of chemo for throat cancer. So if you need an A-list star in your movie about a mummy, send the script to Michael Douglas. (the sun)

SANDRA BULLOCK – says there is no chance at a reconciliation with Jesse James, who has taken the hint and started dating Kat Von D. It’s just like the last time I got dumped, except instead of banging new stray pussy, I carved FATTY into my arm and cried a lot. (popeater)

LINDSAY LOHAN – has been offered $1 million by OK! magazine for her first interview out of rehab. Is she in a good place now? Is the media always lying about her, and does she just want to concentrate on work now? I wonder what she’ll say. I bet it’s surprising. (hollywood reporter)

MEGAN FOX – sometimes borrows shirts, like the Star Wars one pictured, from her 8-year-old step-son. Which is why I mailed her step-son a fishnet tank top. (daily mail)

its the megan fox wedding pictures. in a sense.

By brendon July 07, 2010 @ 2:01 PM

Last night Entertainment Tonight ran the exclusive first look at the Megan Fox wedding pictures, and it’s amazing that this was kept so quiet because it’s not as if they were being subtle.

The video is a little longer than it should be but I didn’t want people to worry about Mary Hart. I was a nervous wreck when I didn’t see her behind the desk as the video began. “Oh no,” I shouted. “Where’s Mary Hart? Is she okay, has there been an accident?” It would have ruined the whole show but luckily the first thing Marc Steiner does is calm everyone down by letting us know that Mary Hart is off tonight. Whew! What a relief. My heart was pounding a mile a minute.

megan fox got married

By brendon June 28, 2010 @ 11:53 PM

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Star is reporting tonight (and TMZ is now confirming) that Megan Fox got married to that guy she dates late last week in Hawaii. That guy she dates just pulled off the biggest upset since I won that underground no-rules karate tournament in Hong Kong last year. Hi-Ya!

Megan Fox and Brian Austin Green tied the knot late last week in Hawaii, a source tells Star exclusively!
“They had a fairly large wedding, but there were clearly more security people than guests! They had so many security people that they had to call in local security because the hotel security alone wouldn’t do. It was very hush hush. Everyone was sworn to secrecy.”
The location of the wedding — which took place Thursday or Friday — was the Four Seasons Hualalai at Historic Ka’upulehu on the big island of Hawaii.
“The place is perfect for a Hollywood wedding,” says the source. “It’s very romantic and scenic. Megan and Brian had already been there for a few days. It seemed like a spur of the moment thing. I don’t think it had been planned long.”
And the couple has been in no rush to leave.
“Megan and Brian are still there at the hotel, relaxing,” says the source. “They’re now celebrating their honeymoon.”

Aww man that’s so great. So romantic. They should go for a nice romantic dive while they’re there. See all the pretty fish and coral. Out there on a boat. In international waters. First I just need to switch Brians air tank for a propane tank, then I need to find a way to make a spark.

megan fox has looked better

By brendon June 18, 2010 @ 8:29 AM

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Megan Fox had more bad luck last night as the premier for her movie ‘Jonah Hex’ was the same night as game 7 of the NBA finals. And also because she’s one of those girls who looks better when she doesn’t try to look better. She looks better in a pair of jeans and t-shirt than she does in a fancy dress. She’s perfect just the way she is, I guess is my point. Like the laughter of a child or the promise of a new sunrise or my cock. An inch smaller would take away from it’s majesty, an inch bigger would just be greedy. Hint hint, Megan.

(picture source = getty images)