(update!) “you’ll get raped by a pack of ni**ers.”

By brendon July 02, 2010 @ 12:17 AM

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Everyone should probably say goodbye to Mel Gibson.

Mel Gibson told the mother of his love child that the way she was dressed would get her “raped by a pack of n***ers,” Radar Online has learned exclusively.
Mel’s disgusting words are on audio tape.
Radar has heard the tape, which also includes Mel telling Oksana he will burn down her home.
“You’re an embarrassment to me,” Mel tells her at one point.
“You look like a f***ing pig in heat, and if you get raped by a pack of n***ers, it will be your fault.”
Mel’s profane outbursts are littered with references to Oksana being a “whore” and “c**t”.
In another tirade, Mel tells Oksana: “How dare you act like such a bitch when I have been so f**king nice.”
He warns, “I am going to come and burn the f**king house down… but you will blow me first.”

Okay I can’t lie that last part made me laugh. Say what you will but that racist bastard still knows how to time a joke.

HILARIOUS UPDATEColin Quinn on Twitter: “I can’t believe Mel Gibson is so insensitive. It’s NEVER the victims fault when they get raped by a pack of..whoa ..am I missing the point?”

Let me get this straight, Jeff Dunham and Carlos Mencia are huge comedy stars but Colin and Patrice O’Neal aren’t? I don’t know who is responsible for that but fuck you.

thursday headlines

By brendon July 01, 2010 @ 7:52 PM

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AFSHAN AZAD – plays Padma in the Harry Potter movies, and hopefully she learned some of those defense spells because her father and brother are in jail today after threatening to kill her. In their defense, her performance was a bit wooden, and those people take shame very seriously. (huff)

CHRISTOPHER NOLAN – says nothing about the third Batman movie in this interview, but he does confirm that the script is finished and ready to cast. So far this is the best movie experience I’ve had all summer. (/film)

MEL GIBSON – sold his 75 acre estate in Connecticut today for $24 million. He reportedly wants to move somewhere, “more apartheid-y”. (wonderwall)

SOPHIE TURNER – got loose before her run this morning in Santa Monica, which caused me to get the exact opposite of that. I’m not entirely sure what it is she does, but I couldn’t be happier that she’s doing it. (pcn)

mel gibson is on top of the world

By brendon July 01, 2010 @ 6:19 PM

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Mel Gibson was minding his own business one day, screaming every racist and sexy sexist thing he could think of into his girlfriends voicemail, when suddenly everything went to hell and the next thing you know that little narc is playing the recording for Radar.

So now, with his gold medal winning racism exposed once again, TMZ has turned to another thinly veiled racist for a comment. Jesse Jackson says…

“Mel Gibson’s outburst demonstrates once again that we are far from a society that is ‘beyond race and racism.’ His penchants for anti-Semitic and racist diatribes reveal the actor’s fundamental character flaw.
“He needs help. But as a society we must redouble our efforts to combat racism and eradicate racial inequalities wherever they may exist.”

But what about the sexist parts of Gibsons phone call? Is there any camera whore with zero credibility to address that?

Gloria Allred has just weighed in, calling the statements “the worst kind of racism and sexism.  They clearly demonstrate a woman hating temperament which, in my opinion, is dangerous to women.”

Wow. Really? Jesse Jackson and Gloria Allred? Two of the most reprehensible people in America? Asking me to choose between Mel Gibson and Jackson/Allred is like asking me to choose what color mousetrap to put my dick in. No matter what, the answer is gonna suck.

monday afternoon headlines

By brendon June 28, 2010 @ 8:27 PM

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MEL GIBSON – wants his ex girlfriend to produce some evidence to back up her claims, especially the one saying she has dental records proving he knocked out two of her teeth. And I want my ex girlfriend to produce some evidence that she got stationed in Germany. She’s not even in the military as far I know. (radar)

TOY STORY 3 - ruled yet again this weekend, earning another 59 million (total is now 227m). ‘Grown Ups’ was in second place with 40 mill, but ‘Knight and Day’ only made 20.5 million. That movie had a cutesy yet meaningless title, a recycled plot and Cameron Diaz. In hindsight maybe I should say it made an astounding 20.5 million. (bom)

STEVE CARELL – has confirmed that he will leave ‘The Office’ after next season, but the show will continue without him. Seems risky, but personally, I’m 100 percent confident that the show won’t get any less funny. (e!)

KELLY BROOK - is still in Barbados, in the same bikini, but these are new pictures. It’s nice really because this is like a hundred pictures now and I can edit them together and make a little movie. (splash)

“he punched Oksana in the face two times, breaking her teeth…”

By brendon June 28, 2010 @ 8:18 AM

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Mel Gibsons Ruskie ex girlfriend has been quite the little tattle tale lately, starting Friday when she started telling people that she got a restraining order against him 5 days earlier because he was violent and she was in fear for her life. It basically went downhill for Gibson after that…

– “She tried to protect the baby during one of Gibson’s violent episodes when he punched Oksana in the face two times, breaking her teeth and giving her a concussion,” says TMZ.

– In an interview with the Daily Mail yesterday, she said Gibson has abandoned her and their 8-moth-old baby completely. “He is not paying me a penny. Nothing. There are so many lies being said about me. I was trying to keep things dignified and be respectful to the father of my daughter, but what he is doing is cruelty. I am having to live on credit cards and borrowed money. It is not a good situation.”

– And now Radar says she has proof of her claims on DVD. “Gibson immediately asked the court to seal Grigorieva’s DVD evidence and got an order prohibiting her from making it public.”

With the dvd thing, is she hinting that Gibson hit her and it was caught on camera? That would be pretty bad. Or maybe the dvd is a copy of ‘What Women Want’. Either one would make Gibson look like an asshole to be honest with you.

his ex says mel gibson is violent

By brendon June 25, 2010 @ 1:11 PM

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Earlier today Radar reported that Mel Gibson asked the court for a restraining order on his ex girlfriend Oksana Grigorieva, a Russian model who had his baby just 7 months ago. Now TMZ adds that she actually got one on him first, and when she did it she went right for the PR jugular.

Oksana’s lawyers went to the family law court in downtown L.A. last Monday for an emergency hearing, and told the judge that Mel allegedly got violent with her — two sources say Oksana claimed Mel was “extremely violent.”
A source connected with Mel Gibson scoffed at Oksana’s allegations, claiming the alleged incidents occurred this past January and she traveled with him afterwards — all over the world.  As the source put it, “In these cases, when somebody cries wolf, the judge is mandated to assume there’s a wolf, until a full hearing can be held.”
A source connected with Oksana confirms the alleged violent incidents occurred in January, but added, “There were other acts after January that were not physical but still constituted domestic violence.”

There’s really no one more despicable than lawyers who will charge a guy with domestic violence, even if they never laid a hand on anyone. Did you ever notice how we arm soldiers with guns instead of passive aggressive comments about the enemies weight? Yeah that’s because you win wars with violence, and violence is physical. If Mel punched her then fuck him he’s a scumbag, but in general maybe Chris Benoit and a guy who forgot someones birthday shouldn’t be charged with the same crime.