Mel Gibson confronted the paparazzi (w/ video)

By brendon September 16, 2010 @ 2:48 PM








As shocking as it is when a celebrity starts screaming at or gets into a fight with the paparazzi, to me it’s just as shocking that it doesn’t happen a hundred times a day.

As you can see in this video shot Monday, some paparazzi were following Mel Gibson around LA when he pulls over and confronts them. On his way to the car, one of the guys says, “We’re gonna be rich”. Then he locks the door and, perhaps thinking that the vision of a Mel Gibson is based on movement, he says, “Don’t move, don’t move.”

If you only heard audio for this you’d think they were being stalked by a lion, but no, it’s just Mel Gibson with his iphone in the middle of the day on a public street. And then, since he wasn’t doing enough to make them rich, they try as hard as they can to provoke him by asking if he hit Oksana or if he’ll ever work in Hollywood again.

People say that violence is never the answer, but those people have probably had their ass kicked a hundred times because they’re annoying. Violence is a terrific answer. If one grown man yells insults at another grown man, trying to provoke him, fuck that. Puncha puncha.

Wednesday headlines

By brendon September 01, 2010 @ 1:17 PM

CONAN O’BRIEN – has named his new show. He should have just called it ‘the Tonight Show’. NBC would go all apeshit but our court system is so fuked up it would take 10 years to sort everything out, and even then there’s an excellent chance a jury would rule for Conan. Never underestimate the power of shitty thinking. (huff post)

HEIDI MONTAGS SEX TAPE – is not being released, and all negotiations to sell it to Vivid have stopped. Which sucks. I was really looking forward to the 90 seconds I was gonna spend scanning through it before turning it off and watching a real porn. (tmz)

MEL GIBSON – is still really popular. 76 percent of people in a recent poll from Vanity Fair and 60 Minutes said they are just as likely to see one of his movies now as they were before his scandals. He was less popular in a poll from 106 and Park however, where 100 percent of respondents voted for, “Fuck dat. Im’a kick dat mothafuckas teef out.” (cbs)

LINDSAY LOHAN – used to get in trouble because she went to bars every night. Bars like Chateau Marmont. Then she went to rehab for the fifth time. And now she goes to bars every night. Like last night. When she went to Chateau Marmont. This is starting to look like a “Ransom of Red Chief” kind of thing, where UCLA just wanted to get rid of her. (radar)

Mel Gibson crashed his car

By brendon August 16, 2010 @ 3:11 PM

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Last night, at 8:35 in Malibu, Mel Gibson lost control of his 2008 Maserati and crashed into the rock wall along Malibu Canyon Road. He wasn’t hurt, he was alone and alcohol was not a factor, but Mel won’t tell police why he crashed. And good for him. It would ruin the surprise.

In their statement, the California Highway Patrol wrote…

“For unknown reasons, Mr. Gibson steered his car to the right and struck the rock hillside.  He stopped his car at the scene and was contacted by officers from the West Valley CHP Area.”

The CHP is not implying Gibson crashed his car deliberately, just that they don’t know what happened. A spokesman told TMZ

“Gibson told officers in the field he did not know how the car drifted out of the lane and into the hillside.”  Officers followed up by asking Gibson if he was on a cell phone and he said no. (They) also asked Gibson if he had dozed off “but he did not give a firm ‘yes’ or ‘no’.” Gibson just repeated several times, “I don’t know how the car left the roadway.”

“I guess that’s what I get for buying one of these dago cars,” Gibson thought to himself. “Maybe it mistook a rock for a cannoli and wanted to steal it. Typical.”

thursday morning headlines

By brendon August 12, 2010 @ 10:09 AM

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JULRI WATERS – is beautiful, short, Asian, has huge breasts, and parades around naked for Playboy. In other words she’s historys most perfect girl (NSFW pictures here). Easily manipulated, she asked me to mention that she and Julia Morse (direct link to their NSFW Playboy pics here and here) are in Sturgis for the bike rally, and at the Silverado casino today and tomorrow from 1-4 signing stuff. I’m gonna go at 4 when she’s tired and see if she’ll blindly sign a marriage license. (silverado, playboy)

JIMMY KIMMEL - was on his Twitter last night asking about his computer generated “Who To Follow” suggestions. Twitter is kind of a smartass, as it turns out. (twitpic)

OKSANA GRIGORIEVA – is having her home searched for listening devices so no one can secretly record her conversations. “She’s worried either Mel or the media has planted cameras or wiretapping devices.” The balls on this chick. The judge should throw out the case just for this. Then have the bailiff go punch her in the stomach. (tmz)

TWITTER – Follow me today and you’ll receive 10 free internets. (twitter)

SOFIA VERGARA – says Madonna looks like a freak. While not opposed to plastic surgery, she says some women go to far. “That thing with the cheeks. Like Madonna. Who do they think they’re fooling? It doesn’t make them look young. You end up looking like a freak.” Keep in mind Madonnas arms look like this. She looks like an old tree. (us)

Mel Gibsons ex might be lying, part 4

By brendon August 04, 2010 @ 4:32 PM

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Oksana Grigorieva’s former lawyer has been contacted by investigators to ask about some of the most damning claims she’s making about Mel Gibson. Because even though she’s gone on record before, she keeps adding new things to her story.

Specifically she spoke to attorneys while negotiating a settlement from Gibson after they broke up. This was her time to present all the evidence she had to get the most money possible. And yet…

- During the mediation she never expressed any concern that Mel was a threat to baby Lucia
- During the mediation she never said that Mel threatened to kill her, Alexander, Lucia, and himself
- During the mediation she never made any mention nor produced any photo of a black eye

She originally agreed to a 15 million dollar settlement, but then decided that wasn’t enough. Gibsons attorneys have said from the beginning that she was trying to extort money out of Mel, and if he didn’t pay, she would… well she would do this. So enjoy your Pyrrhic victory dipshit. You wanted more of his money, so you made sure he’ll never make any. Bravo. It would be like breaking into a bank by burning it down.

Mel Gibson is an excellent father

By brendon July 28, 2010 @ 1:48 PM

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Oksana Grigorieva has accused Mel Gibson of some pretty horrific stuff, but every time she tries to prove it there’s always some element that makes it look like she’s exaggerating at the very least.

The worst of it was the claim that he hit Oksana while she was holding their baby daughter, and in the process ended up hitting the baby too. To prove it she released a picture of the baby, which proved absolutely nothing except that it needs an orthodontist.

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