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mels new woman is a good dancer

Mel Gibsons new commie girlfriend is a singer back home of course, where she’s known as the “Russian Britney Spears”. Actually I don’t know if that's true but people are always saying dumb shit like that so it’s probably true. Point being, for the video of “Utro Bez Tebya” she took her clothes off but covered her breasts and then kind of wobbled back and forth for a little bit. You can see the video here. You don’t...read more

its mels new woman

24-year-old Russian pop singer Oksana Pochepa (not to be confused with Russian musisician Oksana Kolesnikova) has told the Sun UK she is dating Mel Gibson, and she doesn't plan on stopping any time soon. Oksana, who first hit the Russian charts aged 13, said yesterday: “This is serious and I hope that our union will be real and strong and long-lasting.“We are different people, but Mel is a grown man and knows precisely...read more

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MEL GIBSON - should brace himself for “the costliest celebrity divorce ever”. Expected to lose half a billion dollars, he’ll easily pass other celebrity divorces like Michael Jordan (168m), Steven Spielberg (100m), and Paul McCartney (48.6m). And his wife has hired hot-shot divorce attorney Laura Wasser. Mel countered by hiring Scott Peterson and OJ Simpson. They advised her to settle. (source = ew)DINA LOHAN -...read more

mel gibson has moved on

Early this morning, a spokesperson for a Russian singer named Oksana Kolesnikova followed Mel Gibson in issuing a public statement denying that they (Oksana and Mel, not the spokesperson and Mel) were having an affair. He told TMZ:"Somehow Oksana is being linked to Mr. Gibson, but there are no emotional ties between the two that I am aware of.Oksana has in the past entertained Mr. Gibson with her piano music as he...read more

mel gibson is so screwed

After 28 years of marriage, Mel Gibsons wife Robyn has filed for divorce, citing “irreconcilable differences." It is said they have been essentially separated for two and a half years, beginning around the time of his 2006 drunk driving arrest. And now he is going to get raped by the state of California, which seriously might be the worst fucking place on earth. Sources tell us there is no prenuptial agreement -- they...read more

BRITNEY AND MEL IN COSTA RICA. WTF.

Mel Gibson and Britney Spears took a private plane out of LA this morning to spend two days together in Costa Rica.You could just mash your forehead into the keyboard and never come up with a more random sentence than that. ET says…We spotted them leaving on a private plane to the Central American state early this morning. Sources tell us that Mel is taking Britney and her father JAMIE for a mini-vacation. We've...read more

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THE OL' GIBSON PLACE IS HAUNTED

TMZ says today that a construction worker committed suicide while working on Mel Gibsons home in Augora Hills. The 48 year carpenter hung himself on the site and was discovered by the job foreman. Mel was not at the house when the body was discovered. A law enforcement source says no one from Gibson's family was living at the house....the man who committed suicide on Mel Gibson's property was a construction foreman on...read more

WORLDS MOST RANDOM DATE

Sometimes some idiot on TV (probably Oprah) will ask some retard on TV (probably Jennifer Aniston) , "if you could have a dinner party and invite anyone in the world who would it be", and then the retard will come up with some inane list like Martin Luther King and Miley Cyrus. Well this sounds like that, except with this you were way way more likely to hear "Zionist conspiracy" followed by "do what now?" Us magazine...read more

MEL GIBSON IS DOING GREAT

Mel Gibson was photographed in a bar in Nicoya, Costa Rica, where he owns a huge mansion, for some reason. This picture looks remarkably similar to several pictures that showed up of Mel drunk in bars in and around Malibu just before his arrest for DUI and his anti-Semitic tirade last year. So needless to say none of this looks good. It's easy to imagine that at least one of the girls in this picture was released in...read more

MEL WANTS THAT LADY TO FUCK OFF

Mel Gibson reportedly had another angry outburst last night, this time on the campus of Cal State Northridge while speaking to a film class about his career. Several members of the Mayan community came to the lecture, including a woman named Alicia Estrada. Estrada is an Assistant Professor of Central American Studies at Northridge and she challenged Gibson regarding the portrayal of Mayan culture in his movie...read more

MEL GIBSON IS ON TOP OF THE WORLD

Mel Gibson will be served with legal papers this week demanding a DNA test to determine if he is the father of a 29-year-old Australian woman. Carmel Sloane claims that Gibson had a one night stand in the back of a car with her mother Marilyn in 1976. Marylyn, then 17, was hitchhiking to Sydney when a sexy stranger picked her up in his station wagon. (editors note - Awwww!) Marylyn says:"I was a slim young woman in...read more

MEL GIBSON IS RACIST, PART TWO

Indigenous activists in Guatemala, once home to a large part of the Mayan empire, say that Mel Gibsons new movie “Apocalypto" is racist. Mayan leaders say scenes of scary-looking Mayans with bone piercings and scarred faces hurling spears and sacrificing humans promote stereotypes about their culture. Spell-check magnet Ignacio Ochoa said:"Gibson replays, in glorious big budget Technicolor, an offensive and racist...read more

MEL GIBSON ISNT HELPING

Mel Gibson is offering support to Michael Richards as Richards deals with the fallout after he screamed "nigger" repeatedly during a set at an LA comedy club last week. Gibson, of course, went on a similar racist rant a few months ago, his venom directed at "the Jews". Gibson said,"I felt like sending Michael Richards a note. I feel really badly for the guy. He was obviously in a state of stress. You don't need to be...read more

MEL GIBSON IS DRUNK AGAIN

Mel Gibson was seen drinking beer in Austin, Texas, less than two months after being treated for alcoholism, treatment that was court ordered after he was arrested for driving while intoxicated on July 28th. That was the same night he went on his now infamous anti-Semitic tirade. Gibson was in Austin to screen his latest film "Apocalypto" for Harry Knowles of Aint It Cool News. (read Harry’s gushing review here. It's...read more

MEL GIBSON IS REALLY SORRY

Still determined to make amends for his anti-Semitic remarks when he was arrested for driving while intoxicated almost a month ago, Mel Gibson has quietly been calling members of the Jewish community in Hollywood and personally apologizing for his actions. TMZ says: Two of the people he called, who wish to remain anonymous, say Gibson told them that he wanted them to know that he was really sorry and he was working on...read more