mel gibson wants his ex-wife back

By brendon July 19, 2010 @ 5:28 PM

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Both the Daily Mail and PopEater are saying today that Mel Gibson wants to reunite with his ex-wife and move back to Australia, where the two first met back in the late 1970′s. They got married in 1980 and raised 7 kids, all while Mel became one of the most popular and successful actors ever.

Okay now try and guess when his downward spiral began.

“Meeting Oksana Grigorieva and leaving his wife was the biggest mistake of Mel’s life. Robyn and (the kids) are heartbroken to see what has happened to him. Seeing the man they know as a husband and father being portrayed as a monster is very painful and not the man they thought they knew. However, neither is the man who would walk about from them for a younger Russian gold digger.”

“Mel didn’t ask Robyn for the affidavit and wept when he found out what she had done for him. He just wants his life to return to normal. Before he ever met that woman. He knows his Hollywood career is over. Now he just wants to return to Australia with his ex wife and children. Buy a ranch in the outback and live the rest of his life out of the spotlight.”

I actually totally believe this. After 7 kids Robyns vagina probably felt like Mel was humping the drapes, then he meets this evil Gypsy woman with her spooky accent and she put some curse on Mel. Now that she’s been exposed she’ll turn into a bat and fly away, but at least the word is out.

oksana might be lying about mel gibson, part 2

By brendon July 16, 2010 @ 4:44 PM

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Mel Gibsons ex girlfriend Oksana Grigorieva has been saying that her dentist can attest to the fact that she had broken teeth and bruises on her face, the result of a violent fight with Mel. This is apparently news to the dentist. TMZ says…

Dr. Shelden saw no evidence Oksana was struck in the mouth. 
Oksana told Sheriff’s deputies Mel Gibson struck her in the mouth twice, knocking one tooth out and chipping another.

Although Dr. Shelden sees no evidence of a strike to the mouth … (he) believes Oksana was struck in the left temple, which caused her to bite down so hard, one veneer was completely knocked out and another was damaged. 
Oksana’s teeth were fully intact … (her) charts reflect two bite marks on the inside of the lower lip.  The doctor says there was no swelling or bruising consistent with a punch to the mouth but believes instead the bite marks are consistent with “a chain reaction” after allegedly being hit in the temple. 



Now this is just confusing because two days ago TMZ said this very same dentist, “wrote a sworn declaration in which he says Oksana not only told him Mel had hit her … but he was so concerned for her safety he offered to let her stay at his home.”

I guess maybe Oksana just said he wrote that, and was lying, because, short of adding a car chase and a wish granting donkey, these two stories could not be more in direct conflict with one another.

oksana might be lying about mel gibson

By brendon July 16, 2010 @ 1:20 PM

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Just when it seemed there was no possible salvation for Mel Gibsons reputation, things suddenly changed yesterday and now there’s a growing number of stories suggesting his ex has been manipulating evidence or even outright lying. Like this expert who told PopEater she edited the now famous audio tapes…

Arlo E. West, president and CEO of Creative Forensic Services, INC., and one of the nation’s leading certified forensic audio and video experts, tells PopEater that the Gibson tapes are altered copies. West, who has listened to all of the tapes, says there are gaps and fading — which are “red flags” that the recordings have been altered and therefore “cannot be considered accurate.” He’s also convinced Oksana had professional help to edit the tapes together from a string of conversations.

This morning Radar revealed a picture of Oksana (*) that she says is proof Gibson punched her teeth out. It’s pretty conclusive evidence, or at least it would be if it wasn’t fake. TMZ says…

(Oksanas dentist, who treated her after Mel allegedly punched her) is saying, “The nose is not hers.  The lips are not right.  It’s not a true and accurate picture.  It has definitely been altered.”

And maybe most helpful of all was Mels ex-wife defending him in court yesterday, saying…

“Mel never engaged in any physical abuse of any kind toward me before, during or after our marriage. Mel was a wonderful and loving father.”

None of this changes the stuff Mel clearly said on the tape, but there’s a pretty big leap between saying mean shit on the phone when you’re drunk and actually punching a girl in the face. That’s probably the most damaging thing a girl could ever say about a guy. The only thing that would be worse is saying he can’t get an erection and then cries about it. And if Jennifer told you that, she was lying. She’s just mad because I gave it to her so good and then dumped her.

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of course there’s a mel gibson shirt

By brendon July 16, 2010 @ 2:22 AM

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Jack Osbourne sported his new Mel Gibson shirt last night at a bar in Hollywood, and just for the record, if you’re someone who wears “funny” t-shirts, I fucking hate you. Unless it’s a Garfield “I hate Mondays” shirt, which is obviously timeless.

thursday headlines

By brendon July 15, 2010 @ 1:22 PM

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MEL GIBSON – might have hit his 6-month-old daughter Lucia, causing bruises, during a fight with his ex Oksana. So really it sounds more like Oksanas fault than Mels. Stop using babies as a shield you crazy bitch. (hp)

SUICIDE GIRLS - won’t be allowed at this years Comic-Con for some dumb reason, even though they’re much more in line with that culture than shit like “Chuck”. The most popular models will be there anyway of course, like Bob Suicide (who looks like this when she starts to get naked and this a few minutes later). She’s the best thing to ever happen to comic loving nerds, and will be until science gets off their ass and finds a way for me to have sex with Kim Possible. (details on her twitter)

LINDSAY LOHAN - has hired OJ Simpsons lawyer Robert Shapiro to hopefully get her out of jail. His plan is to convince the judge she belongs in a drug rehab instead, and to blame the so-called “evidence” on ginger hating cops. (tmz)

BROOKLYN DECKER - looked great at the ESPY’s last night, and I’m devastated that I forgot to watch the show. Finally, someone figured out a way to declare a winner in sports, and I missed it! (getty)

mel gibson hates oksana, misses the lakers

By brendon July 15, 2010 @ 10:43 AM

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The fourth Mel Gibson audio clip has just been released on radar, and it begins with him screaming that he had to sell his Laker box seats because of Oksana and basically saying that he’s broke. Which is amazing because in 2006 his net worth was estimated at $850 million (source). But he says he had to sell some paintings, then he huffs for a while, then he just screams out every synonym for “slut” that he can think of.

“So don’t call me mean when I’m nice to you. Because I’d like to show you what mean really is. Bitch, cunt, whore, gold digger! All true! You fucking proved it to me! If you’re ever interested in proving otherwise, let me know. If you don’t care, I know you know what you are too.”
“Look at yourself. And look what you’ve done. Look what you’ve fucking done! Look at your son. He’s a fucking mess. You fucking excuse for a mother. You’re a fucking bitch!”

So really all these clips were from one phone call? That sort of makes it better, doesn’t it, because he was probably just drunk again. Unless he really did hit her in which case fuck him. Where in the hell is this guy, by the way? Oksana, if by any chance you’re reading this, duck.