Scary Spice Just Doesn’t Give a Shit

By Lex April 22, 2014 @ 6:13 PM

Melanie Brown Flashes Her Butt In Beverly Hills
I guess we all get to that age when it’s just fuck it, I’m going to stick my hand up my ass in public. You would never peg a musical talent like Scary Spice to go thong hunting right there in Beverly Hills, but, dammit, she once lip-synched Wannabe to 100,000 adoring fans. If her panties are bunching up in her crust, she shouldn’t suffer for one extra minute. Who knows where the nearest loo is. Unless you’re the man she makes smell her thong in the evenings, this is none of your concern.

Photo Credit: Pacific Coast News

Melanie Brown Cleavage Out In Beverly Hills

By Lex July 03, 2013 @ 1:21 PM

Melanie Brown Cleavage In Spande Out For Lunch In Beverly Hills

Photo Credit: Bauer-Griffin, FameFlynet

Mel B In A Bikini

By Lex May 23, 2013 @ 11:04 AM

Mel B In A Bikini On A Yacht In Cannes

Photo Credit: Splash

afternoon headlines

By brendon October 27, 2009 @ 7:39 PM

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SCARLETT JOHANSSON – will star with Liev Schreiber in the Broadway revival of the Arthur Miller play ‘A View From the Bridge’. It’s about a Brooklyn longshoreman who is obsessed with his niece. It opens on Dec. 28, then closes on Dec. 28-and-a-half, more than likely. (wonderwall)

DAVID SPADE – is being criticized for his DirecTV ad featuring Chris Farley, who died in 1997. In response, Spade says, “(his family and I) thought it would be a cool way to remind people just how funny Chris was.” Still they should take it down. Either that or the 3 people who complained should go back to Fraggle Rock or wherever it is whiny queers like this live.  (pop eater)

MEL B – is the new spokesperson for Vitamin Water, so they had to be thrilled when she showed up yesterday in London to promote it wearing a blond wig. Having a famous celebrity spokesperson is nice, but it’s even better if no one can recognize them. Otherwise it gets distracting. (getty and fame)

SCARY WENT TO EGYPT

By brendon November 10, 2008 @ 4:39 AM

There's really nothing at all that sounds appealing to me about Egypt.  Let's start with the fact that there's no white people and I'm incredibly racist so that's a problem right there.  I guess the big thing is the pyramids but I'm not a fucking librarian so I don't care about that.  Also, from what I understand, mummies can wake up at any time, without warning, and they're already dead so you can't stop them as they kill anyone who stands in their way of taking back their magic necklace.  Thankfully none of this stopped the very brave Melanie Brown from going down there and showing off her luscious titties.  The bikini top is awesome but that bikini bottom would worry me.  It's like 900 degrees there and it's all dirty and dusty and I don't think they have air conditioning or running water so hopefully she's packing her vagina in salt, like cowboys used to do with meat.  To keep it fresh.

(picture source = bauer griffin)



WHAT IN THE HELL IS THIS

By brendon October 16, 2008 @ 12:14 PM

Melanie Brown isn’t nearly hot enough to dress this goofy and get away with it.  There are a few girls who are, but she’s not one of them. If I showed up for a date and the girl was dressed like this, she better be slutty because that shit is embarrassing.  In fact I would drop my dick right on her kitchen table before we went out to gauge her reaction, to see if this was even gonna be worth it.  "Whoaa…", I'd say, looking coy and sexy with my hands on my hips.  "What's that doing there?"