SCARLETT JOHANSSON - will star with Liev Schreiber in the Broadway revival of the Arthur Miller play ‘A View From the Bridge’. It’s about a Brooklyn longshoreman who is obsessed with his niece. It opens on Dec. 28, then closes on Dec. 28-and-a-half, more than likely. (wonderwall)
DAVID SPADE - is being criticized for his DirecTV ad featuring Chris Farley, who died in 1997. In response, Spade says, “(his family and I) thought it would be a cool way to remind people just how funny Chris was.” Still they should take it down. Either that or the 3 people who complained should go back to Fraggle Rock or wherever it is whiny queers like this live. (pop eater)
MEL B - is the new spokesperson for Vitamin Water, so they had to be thrilled when she showed up yesterday in London to promote it wearing a blond wig. Having a famous celebrity spokesperson is nice, but it’s even better if no one can recognize them. Otherwise it gets distracting. (getty and fame)
There's really nothing at all that sounds appealing to me about Egypt. Let's start with the fact that there's no white people and I'm incredibly racist so that's a problem right there. I guess the big thing is the pyramids but I'm not a fucking librarian so I don't care about that. Also, from what I understand, mummies can wake up at any time, without warning, and they're already dead so you can't stop them as they kill anyone who stands in their way of taking back their magic necklace. Thankfully none of this stopped the very brave Melanie Brown from going down there and showing off her luscious titties. The bikini top is awesome but that bikini bottom would worry me. It's like 900 degrees there and it's all dirty and dusty and I don't think they have air conditioning or running water so hopefully she's packing her vagina in salt, like cowboys used to do with meat. To keep it fresh.
(picture source = bauer griffin)
Melanie Brown isn’t nearly hot enough to dress this goofy and get away with it. There are a few girls who are, but she’s not one of them. If I showed up for a date and the girl was dressed like this, she better be slutty because that shit is embarrassing. In fact I would drop my dick right on her kitchen table before we went out to gauge her reaction, to see if this was even gonna be worth it. "Whoaa…", I'd say, looking coy and sexy with my hands on my hips. "What's that doing there?"
For months, Melanie Brown - aka Scary Spice - has claimed that Eddie Murphy is the father of her now three-month-old baby. For months Murphy has denied it. And today Murphy is due to appear in an L.A. court to submit to a paternity test to see who is telling the truth. The Sun UK says:
A source said: “If he tries to duck out of this test there will be all hell to pay. This isn’t just another girlfriend he is messing around, this is his own flesh and blood. Mel knows the baby is Eddie’s and can’t believe it has got to this point where she has to force him to acknowledge there is a chance he could be the father. He has left her with no choice. She doesn’t want Angel to grow up questioning who her father is. This isn’t about the money, it’s about Angel knowing for sure who her dad is.”
Is there really some mystery as to why Murphy is denying having sex with this? I'd rather fuck a beehive.
Melanie Brown gave birth to a healthy baby girl this morning in Los Angeles. Mother and child are both doing well, although the identity of the father is still unknown. And by that I mean unknown to everyone, including the mother and father. Whom you might assume would know. But I guess not. This shit is hard! Hello magazine says:
It follows a tough few months, during which Melanie and her former partner Eddie Murphy fell out over the paternity of the unborn child. They now face a court battle to prove whether Murphy is or isn't the baby's father … "The baby is completely healthy with a good head of hair," said the singer's spokesman. "No name has been decided on as yet, and she is purely known as Baby Brown."
Wow this bitch doesn’t sweat the details does she? Doesn’t know who the dad is. Never bothered to pick out a name. And she looks like a damn bear. Honest to god, if I saw this in the woods, I would run directly at it and kill it. I’m brave!
