Melanie Griffith Doesn’t Give A Fuck

By Travis February 28, 2014 @ 10:00 AM

Most restaurants in major cities have either banned smoking or hired someone to blast you in the face with a fire hose if you even think about lighting up in or around the property, but the staff at this restaurant in West Hollywood didn’t seem to mind when Melanie Griffith was puffing away at her table yesterday. The rest of the customers probably complained to high hell, but Melanie just sat there shouting, “I was in Milk Money!” in that awful voice of hers, before everyone else just said fuck it and let the old lady have her cancer. Also, they might have been distracted by her friend’s really big breasts, because I’ve forgotten my name six times since first looking at them.

Photo Credits: WENN.com

melanie griffith has still got it

By brendon December 15, 2009 @ 4:59 PM

Melanie Griffith Leaving The Neil George Salon With A Black Eye

The cup Melanie Griffith is drinking from in these pictures must have been filled up at the Fountain of Youth because she hasn’t aged a day! She looks exactly how I remember. I remember her lips going all the way across her face like Heath Ledgers Joker or Oscar the Grouch, and her hair being dry and stringy, the kind you’d see on a lady in a storybook where naughty children are baked into pies.

(source = flynet online)

Farrah Fawcett has (passed away)

By brendon June 25, 2009 @ 8:30 AM

992651152991_df69fd5b2f_o

I naturally assume that everyone is still riding the high of LSU winning the College World Series last night, their sixth since 1991, so I’m sorry to drag everyone down, but late last night Farrah Fawcetts publicist made this statement:

It was just related to me, that our Farrah just given last rites. She is not in any pain. For those who believe make contact with god now.

That was on his Twitter page, and I’m no pc homo but I don’t think it would have killed him to change out his wildly, insanely inappropriate wallpaper before making a post about his client going to see God.  But whatever.  I thought a nice way to honor Farrah on what may be her final day would be to post a bunch of her Playboy pictures and then stare at her tits. You stay classy Brendon!

BREAKING CRAPPY UPDATE – at 9:37am pct, Entertainment Tonight issued an alert reporting that Farrah Fawcett died this morning at the age of 62.

(the pictures start here, and I should mention that they were surprisingly hard to find, so I tacked on Melanie Griffiths 1976 shoot when she was 19 – guest starring Don Johnson and Not Shaving – and Bo Dereks in 1980. I figure they’re all basically the same thing)

melanie griffith really is insane

By brendon April 13, 2009 @ 12:12 PM

Melanie Griffith was in Spain yesterday with her husband Antonio Banderas for Easter, and it may seem weird to watch a parade dressed like a wicked queen who poisons apples in a fable about talking mice and magic, but Melanie Griffith is dangerously crazy, so in that sense it's perfectly logical.  If you think for one second that she’s not slightly more crazy than the homeless guy in the park yelling at demons, than you've clearly never entered the magic door to her website.  It's like fairies are trying to get into your pants or something.

(image source = wenn)

YIKES

By brendon May 10, 2007 @ 10:20 AM

Melanie Griffith was photographed shopping in Malibu and looking like absolute hell.  Griffith is 49 but looks like she was just dug out of the ice.  The Daily Mail says:

Looking painfully thin, she showed that even plastic surgeons can't do anything about her wrinkly knees, neck and veiny legs.
And despite reportedly undergoing Botox injections, lip augmentation, eyelid surgery and a forehead lift, Melanie's face appeared blotchy.
Even a heavy layer of lipstick failed to hide the prominent wrinkles on her upper lip.
Her husband, Antonio Banderas, 46, told the world he wanted his wife to stop having plastic surgery two years ago.
"I said to her, 'I want to see you growing old and I will grow old with you too, and I don't care'," he said. "I like her the way she is. Wrinkles are beautiful."
Perhaps Melanie is taking her husband's advice and ignoring her sagging skin – she was out yesterday looking to buy a swimming costume.

When asked for a comment, one top blogger said "aaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!"

MELANIE GRIFFITH HAS STILL GOT IT

By brendon May 08, 2007 @ 11:30 AM

Remember when Melanie Griffin was smoking hot? Yeah, me neither, but I do know she didn’t used to look like this.  It's a nice little reminder that time is slowly turning us all into monsters.  She looks like a burn victim wearing that makeup they wear, with their wig all askew and way too much lipstick.  Either that or she became invisible.  Like that guy in those invisible man movies when the guy who became invisible has to meet the girl who's gonna help him break into the lab so he puts on a ton of makeup and rouge and eyelashes and a bad wig to blend in at the coffee shop.  That’s Melanie Griffin now.  Congratulations.