By Jack September 30, 2013 @ 1:09 PM
Melissa Gorga, Real Housewife of New Jersey star and loathsome human attention whore, set the record straight about her controversial pro-marital rape book Love, Italian Style: The Secrets of My Hot and Happy Marriage. We told you last week about some choice passages from the book in which she and her roid-head husband Joe claim that all women want to be raped a little. Then Joe went on a talk show and says that whenever she puts up resistance to sex he “always wins” because “Daddy needs his sleeping pill.” But apperantly we got it all wrong according to Gorga who told E! News:
“That is so awful. That word is so disgusting to me and that’s horrible. It’s just about the playfulness, it’s about teasing…It’s about being aggressive and trying new things in the bedroom. It’s not about, ‘Hey honey, I have a headache tonight,’ and your husband’s going to take it from you. Come on.”
Er…when your husband says that if you don’t feel like it and put up a struggle he “always wins” sounds exactly like your husband taking it from you because you have a headache. Also, how else can you possibly interpret this:
“Men, I know you think your woman isn’t the type who wants to be taken. But trust me, she is. Every girl wants to get her hair pulled once in a while. If your wife says ‘no,’ turn her around, and rip her clothes off. She wants to be dominated.”
I’d like to be at the trial of the first guy who uses ‘But Melissa Gorga told me so’ as the defense in his sexual assault trial.
By Jack September 27, 2013 @ 1:24 PM
Disgusting Guido douchebag Joe Gorga added his two-cents on his wife’s pro-rape book tour on the Bethenny Frankel show. We told you a couple of days ago that Melissa Gorga says in her book Love, Italian Style: The Secrets of My Hot and Happy Marriage that marital rape is not only not prohibited, but that women kind of want it. So, naturally, the subject came up on the shitty Bethennny show. She asked Joe what he does when Melissa isn’t in the mood. He then said,
“She fights it. She fights it, but I always win…Daddy needs his sleeping pill.”
Hell if this isn’t going in the feminist agenda rape culture talking points within minutes. It’s short Guidos like Joe who give short Guidos like Joe a bad name. It’s not cool to rape a girl just because she agrees to check out the backseat of your Camaro. They don’t really have backseats and you’re not really supposed to fight a girl to get your dick inside of her. Joe Gorga needs thirty sleeping pills and a bottle of Scotch.
By Jack September 25, 2013 @ 1:09 PM
Melissa Gorga, one of the useless forms of life from Real Housewives of New Jersey, has a new relationship advice book in which she claims that all women want to be raped. At least a little. This little nugget of Guido wisdom is just one of the pieces of terrible life advice you can read in her book Love, Italian Style: The Secrets of My Hot and Happy Marriage. Why any publisher thought there was a demand for this is beyond me. Besides telling women that they need to cook and clean and shut-up and stay by their man’s side looking pretty, she also said that it’s important to give him sex even when they don’t want to. To the guys she offers this piece of rapey advice:
“Men, I know you think your woman isn’t the type who wants to be taken. But trust me, she is. Every girl wants to get her hair pulled once in a while. If your wife says “no,” turn her around, and rip her clothes off. She wants to be dominated. Women don’t realize how easy men are. Just give us what we want.”
I honestly don’t know why anyone would be surprised by this. Certain parts of New Jersey, Long Island, and Staten Island are like stepping into the Dark Ages with a hint of Axe Body Spray. Their attitudes towards life are informed by some weird culture they hobbled together from Chef Boyardee commercials and repeated viewings of Saturday Night Fever on USA. Maybe Gorga’s hair pulling advice works there. I wouldn’t necessarily recommend it if your wife has some college and an attorney in her family.
By brendon October 24, 2011 @ 2:43 PM
Melissa Gorga of “Real Housewives of New Jersey” and Entertainmnet Tonight met at the halloween store today and got her a fat suit, then filmed her walking around Times Square. I guess it was some kind of social experiment. To see what happens when people say, hey, look, there’s a camera crew filming Rikki Lake and/or someone in a fat suit. Or maybe to see how many black guys would ask her out.
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