Melissa Riso In Two Bikinis

By Lex June 05, 2013 @ 3:44 PM

Melissa Riso Modeling A Bikini For A Photoshoot In West Hollywood
Someday, I’d like to become a man who can look beyond identifying Melissa Riso by her distinctive navel tattoo and be able to pick her out of a lineup based on her intelligence or charm or those spectacular tits or other more profound personal characteristics. For now, just the ink. And the fact that she’s wearing two bikinis. How pissed would you be to get this girl out of her bikini only to find another bikini? That’s the work of Satan himself.

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Melissa Riso In A Bikini

By Lex May 24, 2013 @ 12:20 PM

Melissa Riso In A Bikini At The Beach In Malibu
I read Melissa Riso’s bio. She was working in a hair salon when somebody told her she should be a model. I never really believe these stories. I think girls who are really hot want to be models from the time they can recite the alphabet. They may not know what it means exactly yet, but they’ve felt the thrill of enough compliments on their looks to know they want to make that special feeling the center of their universe. I think what really happened in that hair salon is that Melissa was washing some old lady’s nasty locks, brushing out some snarls and lyme disease, when she just decided, fuck this shit, I’m headed to L.A. to go sell my body. I only know this because that’s every single hot girls story here. Only, sometimes it’s not a hair salon, it’s the Returns desk at Target. That place is hell on earth.

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