Melissa Satta In A Bikini

Melissa Satta left Boston as a teenager because hot girls don't belong in Boston. City charter mandates girls in the upper echelon move out at least as far as Southern New Hampshire by the age of consent. She moved to Italy where her parents were from and became a big time television hostess and personality because she has an amazing ass and flawless English. This sort of tracks my own personal journey, thought I...read more

Melissa Satta is here to help

Today was really boring, unless you felt like obsessing over Lindsay Lohan but I'll save that for when she gets arrested again, which I assume will happen within three months. But luckily Italian actress and model Melissa Satta (who was on the page once before) is here to turn that frown upside down by being awesome in a bikini today in Formentera. I would go there but I have no idea where that is. Heaven?read more

monday morning headlines

AVATAR - has already made 1 billion dollars, only the 5th movie to ever do so, and it's only been in theaters for three weeks. Wait, no, three months. Weeks. I don't know, one of those two. What am I, on trial here? Leave me alone! (los angeles times) MATTHEW MCCONAUGHEY - His girlfriend gave birth to a girl yesterday, their second child in just 18 months. What a slut. Hopefully her new years resolution was to keep...read more