Three of These Fashionistas Will Suck Your Dick Without Complaining

By Lex July 01, 2013 @ 5:15 PM

Women who are into fashion bore me. I’m not saying it’s any worse than men who are really into sports. But it’s certainly more expensive. I understand that basic human desire to look good to the opposite sex. But that’s not really the point of fashion. If women asked men what to wear they’d always get the ‘take it all off, baby’ advice. The girls would giggle and say, no, silly, tell me what you really think. Then the guys would have to scramble because that was what they were really thinking.

Here’s Uma Thurman, Mena Suvari, and Emma Roberts at the Versace Fashion Show in Paris. I can’t think of a place I’d rather not be more than a fashion show in Paris. And I once lived in Ohio.

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Oh, the excitement

By brendon August 24, 2009 @ 12:59 PM


Mean Suvari hit up Azure, the pool at Palazzo in Vegas, this weekend, and … ooff.  I always forget how unsatisfying it is to look at girls who are this flat.  And I don’t even know what she could do about it.  When you’re this flat even implants aren’t an option because they never look right.  Man, maybe I won’t get that sex change after all.

This is good enough

By brendon July 07, 2009 @ 6:27 PM


Mena Suvari is in Mexico this week with her tiny boyfriend, and I can’t explain why but I hate that dude. I have no idea who he is but I guarantee he sucks. He acts real tough. Says, “be-lee dat” and thinks Entourage is a really good show. But if he was walking down this beach later today and stepped on a jellyfish, Mena would be wiping away his tears and kissing him on the cheek in three hours as they leave the hospital. “Would you like some ice cream? I bet ice cream will make you feel better.”

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By brendon April 03, 2008 @ 10:55 AM

It's easy to see how Mena Suvari fell under the charms of this cool guy.  What a hunk.  The long outrageous shorts, the underwear sticking out the top, the big sunglasses and the ink up and down his arm. What a rugged individual he is, doing his own thing, no matter what the trends may say to do.  He's so non-conformist and EXTREEEME I had to walk around the room for a while with my hands on hips just to catch my breath.


By brendon April 01, 2008 @ 9:43 AM

Mena Suvari was nice enough to wear a thong to the beach in Miami this weekend, but if there’s a seamless way to combine today’s sexy photographs so it looks like Sarah Larson is biting Mena Suvaris ass, I haven’t found it.  Will laying a Kim Possible doll on a Jessica Simpson/Daisy Duke doll so it looks like they're humping reveal the answer?  Is that the key?  I hope it is, because that’s what I've been doing. 


By brendon August 03, 2007 @ 1:51 PM

Mena Suvari shaved her head earlier this week, and god only knows what her pot addled mind was thinking, because it's not like this chick can't be hot when she wants too.  Look at her here and here and here.  That bitch was hot.  Now she looks like a robot from the future.  Right after these pictures she probably ate a fern and pulled a car door off it's hinges.  Because that's the kind of mistake robots from the future will make.  Because they don't understand love.  And that's how were gonna catch 'em, my friends.