Get Ready For A Mexican Jersey Shore

By Jack January 28, 2014 @ 3:46 PM

Animated human fecal matter is back as MTV creates a Mexican version of The Jersey Shore. The show will take place somewhere in Mexico and will feature trashy sluts and moronic gym rats drinking and fucking their way into our hearts. The show is going to be set in one of the trashiest cities in all of Mexico — everywhere. The Fresa is the Hispanic version of the Guidette and there are Guido-like types a plenty. Did you think that Italian-Americans had a monopoly on taking ‘roids and acting like d-bags? No way, guey! Have you been to Miami? It’s unclear yet whether God will send a hurricane to wipe out the Mexi-shore as he did the Jersey Shore to show his wrath for sodomy and really crappy television, but you can count on the girls getting pregnant even faster than Snooki and J-Woww.