Micaela Schaefer Snatches 250

By Lex March 03, 2015 @ 10:46 AM

Micaela Schaefer Paints An Olymipic Leotard On To Her Body In Germany
I’m going to keep showing pictures of naked German women until somebody at Interpol sends me a threatening letter. This chick likes to paint herself and get naked next to the Brandenburg Gate as a reminder that we could easily go back to tyranny and oppression the day we stop letting chicks get naked and paint themselves next to the Brandenburg Gate. The first six times I applauded. On round seventy-one and I’m wondering why somebody hasn’t tasered her and dropped her off in the Black Forest with a warning about coming up with new creative. I’m sure there’s a reason she’s painted the Olympic Rings on her body. I’m sure I feel about that as I do the Olympics themselves. Wake me when the Brazilians are playing beach volleyball.

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Micaela Schaefer Is Topless

By Lex February 04, 2015 @ 11:46 AM

Micaela Schaefer Is Topless At The Opening Of Berlinale 2015 In Germany
It’s not super unusual to see topless chicks being molested by guys in cheap bear suits in many corners of Berlin. It’s some kind of living art that spread from unisex bathrooms in basement discotheques with impossibly loud music. It’s the natural extension of the thousands who venture out each day looking like Angela Merkel’s penis looking for immigrants to beat. The German people have been searching for an identity ever since totalitarianism became passé. Bear rape. It’s only a crime when the Kraftwerk stops.

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Micaela Schaefer In Lingerie At Her Book Signing In London

By Lex May 22, 2014 @ 10:44 AM

Micaela Schaefer In Lingerie At Her Book Signing In London

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Now Micaela Schaefer Is Naked For Love

By Travis February 06, 2014 @ 11:00 AM

Now that they’re done pretending to promote Berlin’s international film festival, Micaela Schaefer’s sometimes-weirdly-shaped breasts are being used to promote Valentine’s Day, as the model stood naked in front of the Brandenburg Gate all in the name of love. Showing her deep range and commitment to her art, Micaela this time used small heart stickers to cover her nipples and vagina, while random people walked by and stared at her bare ass. Whether or not she changed the way that people feel about love is yet to be seen, but there’s a good chance that she’ll cause some German men to get erections whenever they see a red balloon this year. Although, compared to the other stuff that turns them on, this will seem like a morning at church.

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Oh Look, Micaela Schaefer Is Naked Again

By Travis February 03, 2014 @ 12:00 PM

Because nothing says “globally-celebrated and revered film festival” like a naked woman using only thin strips of celluloid to cover her tits and vagina, German model Micaela Schaefer decided to celebrate the beginning of Berlinale with a quick photo shoot. Was there a point to Micaela’s tribute to Berlinale other than to stand around in public with a teddy bear and her exposed ass shining in the breeze? Probably not. But that’s what makes Micaela one of the best female models in the world, because while most women don’t even want to be in Germany in the winter, she’s at least willing to risk illness for no good reason other than to show us her tits.

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Micaela Schaefer Has Her Work Cut Out For Her

By Travis October 21, 2013 @ 10:00 AM

When I read that Micaela Schaefer (left) attended something called the Venus International Erotic Trade Fair Aftershowparty in Berlin over the weekend, my automatic reaction was: “Awesome, I bet she wore something that showed off her tits and legs.” And I was absolutely correct. However, she also posed with another model named Sophia Wollersheim, and I don’t know if I’ve never looked at Micaela beyond her breasts and legs before, but Sophia blows her out of the slutty, porny water. For certainty’s stake, I’d be willing to perform a study of the two women for Harvard or MIT, but I’m pretty sure my results would favor Sophia 9 times out of 10.

Photo Credits: Patrick Hoffmann/WENN.com