Now Micaela Schaefer Is Naked For Love

By Travis February 06, 2014 @ 11:00 AM

Now that they’re done pretending to promote Berlin’s international film festival, Micaela Schaefer’s sometimes-weirdly-shaped breasts are being used to promote Valentine’s Day, as the model stood naked in front of the Brandenburg Gate all in the name of love. Showing her deep range and commitment to her art, Micaela this time used small heart stickers to cover her nipples and vagina, while random people walked by and stared at her bare ass. Whether or not she changed the way that people feel about love is yet to be seen, but there’s a good chance that she’ll cause some German men to get erections whenever they see a red balloon this year. Although, compared to the other stuff that turns them on, this will seem like a morning at church.

Photo Credits: Patrick Hoffmann/Marcus Golejewski/Future Image/WENN.com

Oh Look, Micaela Schaefer Is Naked Again

By Travis February 03, 2014 @ 12:00 PM

Because nothing says “globally-celebrated and revered film festival” like a naked woman using only thin strips of celluloid to cover her tits and vagina, German model Micaela Schaefer decided to celebrate the beginning of Berlinale with a quick photo shoot. Was there a point to Micaela’s tribute to Berlinale other than to stand around in public with a teddy bear and her exposed ass shining in the breeze? Probably not. But that’s what makes Micaela one of the best female models in the world, because while most women don’t even want to be in Germany in the winter, she’s at least willing to risk illness for no good reason other than to show us her tits.

Photo Credits: Patrick Hoffmann/WENN.com

Micaela Schaefer Has Her Work Cut Out For Her

By Travis October 21, 2013 @ 10:00 AM

When I read that Micaela Schaefer (left) attended something called the Venus International Erotic Trade Fair Aftershowparty in Berlin over the weekend, my automatic reaction was: “Awesome, I bet she wore something that showed off her tits and legs.” And I was absolutely correct. However, she also posed with another model named Sophia Wollersheim, and I don’t know if I’ve never looked at Micaela beyond her breasts and legs before, but Sophia blows her out of the slutty, porny water. For certainty’s stake, I’d be willing to perform a study of the two women for Harvard or MIT, but I’m pretty sure my results would favor Sophia 9 times out of 10.

Photo Credits: Patrick Hoffmann/WENN.com

Micaela Schaefer’s Breasts Remind Us That Oktoberfest Is Almost Here

By Travis September 17, 2013 @ 11:00 AM

Oktoberfest begins on Saturday in Germany, which means we’ll soon be reminded that German women with large breasts in short skirts are awesome, and fortunately model Micaela Schaefer got the jump on that yesterday at the Berlin Dungeon. This isn’t as impressive as her celebration of Easter earlier this year, but Micaela is also a professional DJ who performs in the nude, and that at least finally answers the question of who to hire for my brother’s Bar Mitzvah.

(Photo Credits: Patrick Hoffmann/WENN.com)

Micaela Schaefer Paints Her Eggs for Easter

By Lex March 26, 2013 @ 1:55 PM

When we hate a girl who is dying for public adoration, we call her an attention whore. When a hot girl we likes pulls much of the same shit, we just watch and applaud and call her daring. I like German model Micaela Schaefer. She’s daring. She likes to get butt naked in public in places like Berlin where you can pretty much get naked in public and nobody harasses you because it’s Germany and tits in public don’t hit their top 10 concerns list. I wish the U.S. were the same, but unless you’re a fat lady hobo with bed sores, flashing your bare cans in public will get you arrested. We might just have it backwards.

Micaela painted her tits and went to the Brandenburg Gate holding a bunny in celebration of Easter. Or maybe she was just showing the bunny where babies come from, which would be a little joke between species. Either way, she wants attention and who’s going to be the first guy not to give it to her? Not I.









Micaela Schaefer made the ‘Men in Black 3′ premiere hot

By brendon May 15, 2012 @ 12:42 PM

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Model and attention whore Micaela Schaefer went to the German premiere of ‘Men in Black 3’ in Berlin last night wearing little more than a belt and video tape. Which covered like a belt and video tape. But everyone seemed to love it, even German Santa. No German Santa, look away, the children might get the wrong idea!

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