Michael Bay Edging Up Dora The Explorer

Michael Bay's producing a live action Dora the Explorer movie in conjunction with Paramount. The cynical adaptation of tired material part makes sense. Every kids comic book and cartoon ever will be raped for branded launch pads for movies and rebooted TV shows. read more

The Ninja Turtles Did 9/11 And Shit Around The Web

Michael Bay is in shitload of fake trouble after releasing a poster for the shitty looking Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles that looks like they are falling from an exploding World Trade Center. In response, Michael Bay said, fuck you, my money's guaranteed and so are my... read more

Michael Bay Implodes On Stage (VIDEO)

Michael Bay fell to pieces on stage at a Samsung press conference in Vegas yesterday. The director of cinematic classic like Armageddon and Transformers was brought on to talk about Samsung's new ultra high definition TVs. Because, you know, he doesn't have enough... read more

Another Attempt To Extort "Transformers" Money On Hong Kong Set

Members of the Hong Kong Triads gang tried to extort money from another member of the crew of Transformers 4: Age of Extinction. We told you about Tranformers' action-hack director Michael Bay getting attacked in a similar extortion scheme last week. Supposedly two dudes... read more

Michael Bay Did Not Get Beat Up in Hong Kong, According to Michael Bay

First reports came out of the set of Transformers 4 in Hong Kong that Michael Bay got beat up on the set of his own movie by a couple Chinese brothers who shook him down for cash. I think one of the brothers couldn't be drowned and the other couldn't be beheaded or some... read more

ok now The Rock is what a bodybuilder looks like

If you know anything at all about bodybuilding, then you know how laugh-out-loud stupid it was for Michael Bay to cast Mark Wahlberg as a bodybuilder alongside Dwayne Johnson in the movie ‘Pain and Gain'. As you can see in these pictures taken on set today in Miami, he... read more

Mark Wahlberg doesnt do his own crunches

Mark Wahlberg plays a bodybuilder in the new movie ‘Pain and Gain', directed by Michael Bay, and hopefully they mean in drag as a female bodybuilder because he is nowhere even remotely close to looking like a real bodybuilder. In fact in some of these scenes he's not... read more

heres the theme of Michael Bays new commercial

Michael Bay began work on his new commercial for Victorias Secret today in Miami, and so far at least, he really seems to be capturing the grandeur of skinny white foriegn girls standing around. (image source of candice swanepoel, behati prinsloo, and doutzen kroes =... read more

screw you Michael Bay

I had a ten minute conversation with Michael Bay one time when I was bartending in Santa Monica, and he was nothing but nice even though he was Michael Bay and I was just some smart ass bartender, but Lauren Stoner, who is rumored to be his girlfriend, was on Miami beach... read more

Michael Bay is not directing Transformers 4, 5

Despite recent reports, Michael Bay went on his forums yesterday and said he is not in talks with Paramount to direct the next two 'Transformers' movies back to back. Then he adds, "Also just finishing the 3 disc set of the Transformer trilogy." So I guess thats what... read more

'Transformers' 4 and 5 might star Jason Statham

Ehren Kruger is a pretty shitty writer, so this seems hard to believe but apparently he has an idea so amazing that Paramount might film 'Transformers' 4 and 5 back-to-back, maybe even with Michael Bay directing them again despite earlier saying he was done with the... read more

'Transformers 3' is down 40 percent from '2'

No doubt fueled by it's juvenile cheap shots at Megan Fox (like Shia telling his parents he "moved on to something better" or one of the robots saying his last girlfriend was "mean"), ‘Transformers 3' had the biggest opening day of 2011 and is doing incredibly well by... read more