By brendon April 24, 2012 @ 7:23 PM
If you know anything at all about bodybuilding, then you know how laugh-out-loud stupid it was for Michael Bay to cast Mark Wahlberg as a bodybuilder alongside Dwayne Johnson in the movie ‘Pain and Gain’.
As you can see in these pictures taken on set today in Miami, he doesn’t even know how to cycle right so he doesn’t get bloated. He looks absolutely nothing like a real bodybuilder. He looks like an arena league linebacker that running backs would point at as they jog into the end zone.
(image source of johnson, wahlberg and anthony mackie = inf, bauer griffin)
By brendon April 02, 2012 @ 4:06 PM
Mark Wahlberg plays a bodybuilder in the new movie ‘Pain and Gain’, directed by Michael Bay, and hopefully they mean in drag as a female bodybuilder because he is nowhere even remotely close to looking like a real bodybuilder. In fact in some of these scenes he’s not even doing his own crunches and has a harness lift him up and down.
They could have cast him as ‘Seabiscuit’ and let Tobey Maguire ride on his back for two hours and it still would have been more believable than letting him play a bodybuilder.
(image source = inf)
By brendon February 17, 2012 @ 7:32 PM
Michael Bay began work on his new commercial for Victorias Secret today in Miami, and so far at least, he really seems to be capturing the grandeur of skinny white foriegn girls standing around.
(image source of candice swanepoel, behati prinsloo, and doutzen kroes = inf)
By brendon November 18, 2011 @ 1:29 PM
I had a ten minute conversation with Michael Bay one time when I was bartending in Santa Monica, and he was nothing but nice even though he was Michael Bay and I was just some smart ass bartender, but Lauren Stoner, who is rumored to be his girlfriend, was on Miami beach yesterday and her ass is fantastic so fuck him. I’m all for people banging girls with hot asses, but only when I’m the one doing it.
(image source = bauer griffin)
By brendon October 20, 2011 @ 12:40 PM
Despite recent reports, Michael Bay went on his forums yesterday and said he is not in talks with Paramount to direct the next two ‘Transformers’ movies back to back. Then he adds, “Also just finishing the 3 disc set of the Transformer trilogy.” So I guess thats what we’re calling these, though it seems a rather lofty term for movies about talking robots who turn into cars and fight.
By brendon October 18, 2011 @ 1:10 PM
Ehren Kruger is a pretty shitty writer, so this seems hard to believe but apparently he has an idea so amazing that Paramount might film ‘Transformers’ 4 and 5 back-to-back, maybe even with Michael Bay directing them again despite earlier saying he was done with the franchise.
Even more surprising is the possibility of Jason Statham as the new lead. This would be bad news for the Decipticons, who keep in mind were 0-3 even when the Autobots were led by that nebbish little Jew.
(source = latino review)