The Ninja Turtles Did 9/11 And Shit Around The Web

Michael Bay is in shitload of fake trouble after releasing a poster for the shitty looking Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles that looks like they are falling from an exploding World Trade Center. In response, Michael Bay said, fuck you, my money's guaranteed and so are my bitches. I'm paraphrasing. Check out the Ninja Turtles falling to their deaths. (Gawker) Vanessa Hudgens' has an entire caravan of camel toe in her...read more

Michael Bay Implodes On Stage (VIDEO)

Michael Bay fell to pieces on stage at a Samsung press conference in Vegas yesterday. The director of cinematic classic like Armageddon and Transformers was brought on to talk about Samsung's new ultra high definition TVs. Because, you know, he doesn't have enough fucking money that he needs to shill consumer electronics to sweaty fat Americans. The hissy fit happened when his teleprompter began to malfunction during...read more

Another Attempt To Extort "Transformers" Money On Hong Kong Set

Members of the Hong Kong Triads gang tried to extort money from another member of the crew of Transformers 4: Age of Extinction. We told you about Tranformers' action-hack director Michael Bay getting attacked in a similar extortion scheme last week. Supposedly two dudes attacked the shitty director and asked for $13,000. He claims he wasn't bashed in the head with an AC unit as was originally reported. In this latest...read more

Michael Bay Did Not Get Beat Up in Hong Kong, According to Michael Bay

First reports came out of the set of Transformers 4 in Hong Kong that Michael Bay got beat up on the set of his own movie by a couple Chinese brothers who shook him down for cash. I think one of the brothers couldn't be drowned and the other couldn't be beheaded or some shit like that. The tale of Michael Bay being beat down got around fast. So it took some time before Michael could respond via a P.R. rep to the New...read more

ok now The Rock is what a bodybuilder looks like

If you know anything at all about bodybuilding, then you know how laugh-out-loud stupid it was for Michael Bay to cast Mark Wahlberg as a bodybuilder alongside Dwayne Johnson in the movie ‘Pain and Gain'. As you can see in these pictures taken on set today in Miami, he doesn't even know how to cycle right so he doesn't get bloated. He looks absolutely nothing like a real bodybuilder. He looks like an arena league...read more

Mark Wahlberg doesnt do his own crunches

Mark Wahlberg plays a bodybuilder in the new movie ‘Pain and Gain', directed by Michael Bay, and hopefully they mean in drag as a female bodybuilder because he is nowhere even remotely close to looking like a real bodybuilder. In fact in some of these scenes he's not even doing his own crunches and has a harness lift him up and down. They could have cast him as 'Seabiscuit' and let Tobey Maguire ride on his back for...read more

heres the theme of Michael Bays new commercial

Michael Bay began work on his new commercial for Victorias Secret today in Miami, and so far at least, he really seems to be capturing the grandeur of skinny white foriegn girls standing around. (image source of candice swanepoel, behati prinsloo, and doutzen kroes = inf)read more

screw you Michael Bay

I had a ten minute conversation with Michael Bay one time when I was bartending in Santa Monica, and he was nothing but nice even though he was Michael Bay and I was just some smart ass bartender, but Lauren Stoner, who is rumored to be his girlfriend, was on Miami beach yesterday and her ass is fantastic so fuck him. I'm all for people banging girls with hot asses, but only when I'm the one doing it. (image source =...read more

Michael Bay is not directing Transformers 4, 5

Despite recent reports, Michael Bay went on his forums yesterday and said he is not in talks with Paramount to direct the next two 'Transformers' movies back to back. Then he adds, "Also just finishing the 3 disc set of the Transformer trilogy." So I guess thats what we're calling these, though it seems a rather lofty term for movies about talking robots who turn into cars and fight.read more

'Transformers' 4 and 5 might star Jason Statham

Ehren Kruger is a pretty shitty writer, so this seems hard to believe but apparently he has an idea so amazing that Paramount might film 'Transformers' 4 and 5 back-to-back, maybe even with Michael Bay directing them again despite earlier saying he was done with the franchise. Even more surprising is the possibility of Jason Statham as the new lead. This would be bad news for the Decipticons, who keep in mind were 0-3...read more

'Transformers 3' is down 40 percent from '2'

No doubt fueled by it's juvenile cheap shots at Megan Fox (like Shia telling his parents he "moved on to something better" or one of the robots saying his last girlfriend was "mean"), ‘Transformers 3' had the biggest opening day of 2011 and is doing incredibly well by any definition. Unless you compare it to the opening day for ‘Transformers 2', the one with Megan Fox, in which case it's an embarrassing failure. E!...read more

Michael Bay offers a $50,000 reward, needs google

'Transformers' director Michael Bay offered a $50,000 reward on his website earlier this afternoon, asking for information about the video that's everywhere this week, the one showing some little bitch in a red hooded sweatshirt, cackling with delight as she drowns several puppies. "There is a disturbing video going around the news outlets. It's a video of blonde young woman in a red sweatshirt casually tossing...read more

most people seem to believe megan fox

When it was announced that Megan Fox had essentially been fired from 'Transformers 3', jealous fat girls and keyboard nerds all had a good laugh. The spaz from superficial even predicted the end of her career. It was a real low point for Megan. He may be awkwardly unfunny, but if there's one thing that dork is good at, it's predictions. But then Megan said she had no intention of doing the movie anyway. And then...read more

tuesday afternoon headlines

'PRINCE OF PERSIA' - and 'the Last Airbender' are being accused of racism because their leads are played by white people. "Are these summer blockbusters racist?", the Huff Post asks. "I sure do hope so," I replied before feeling misled. (huff post) MEGAN FOX - is not the first actress to accuse Michael Bay of being a prick. In fact I heard Claire Forlani had to sleep with him to get a role in 'the Rock'. That's just...read more

megan fox fired from transformers 3

Last year during the promotional tour for 'Jennifer's Body', Megan Fox said she was miserable working with director Michael Bay on the 'Transformers' movies and then compared him to Hitler. But then both sides said all the right things and everything seemed to blow over. Oh until this... I've just learned that Paramount won't be picking up Megan Fox's option on Transformers 3 -- and that it was "ultimately" director...read more