Michael Bay Edging Up Dora The Explorer

October 25, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Michael Bay's producing a live action Dora the Explorer movie in conjunction with Paramount. The cynical adaptation of tired material part makes sense. Every kids comic book and cartoon ever will be raped for branded launch pads for movies... READ MORE

The Ninja Turtles Did 9/11 And Shit Around The Web

July 30, 2014 | crap around the web | editor| 0 Comments

Michael Bay is in shitload of fake trouble after releasing a poster for the shitty looking Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles that looks like they are falling from an exploding World Trade Center. In response, Michael Bay said, fuck you,... READ MORE

Michael Bay Implodes On Stage (VIDEO)

January 8, 2014 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Michael Bay fell to pieces on stage at a Samsung press conference in Vegas yesterday. The director of cinematic classic like Armageddon and Transformers was brought on to talk about Samsung’s new ultra high definition TVs. Because, you know,... READ MORE

Another Attempt To Extort “Transformers” Money On Hong Kong Set

October 25, 2013 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Members of the Hong Kong Triads gang tried to extort money from another member of the crew of Transformers 4: Age of Extinction. We told you about Tranformers‘ action-hack director Michael Bay getting attacked in a similar extortion scheme... READ MORE

Michael Bay Did Not Get Beat Up in Hong Kong, According to Michael Bay

October 18, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

First reports came out of the set of Transformers 4 in Hong Kong that Michael Bay got beat up on the set of his own movie by a couple Chinese brothers who shook him down for cash. I think... READ MORE

ok now The Rock is what a bodybuilder looks like

April 25, 2012 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

If you know anything at all about bodybuilding, then you know how laugh-out-loud stupid it was for Michael Bay to cast Mark Wahlberg as a bodybuilder alongside Dwayne Johnson in the movie ‘Pain and Gain’. As you can see... READ MORE

Mark Wahlberg doesnt do his own crunches

April 3, 2012 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Mark Wahlberg plays a bodybuilder in the new movie ‘Pain and Gain‘, directed by Michael Bay, and hopefully they mean in drag as a female bodybuilder because he is nowhere even remotely close to looking like a real bodybuilder.... READ MORE

heres the theme of Michael Bays new commercial

February 18, 2012 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Michael Bay began work on his new commercial for Victorias Secret today in Miami, and so far at least, he really seems to be capturing the grandeur of skinny white foriegn girls standing around. (image source of candice swanepoel,... READ MORE