Michael Cera Panders To Indie Folk (VIDEO)

By Matt August 22, 2014 @ 8:02 AM

Michael Cera has released an online album entitled True That which you can buy for $7 dollars or just donate to a local Urban Outfitters. The music is low res subdued indie garbage, the perfect background score for cutting or getting mustache tattoos. The indie community is a huge fan of Cera. He possesses the rare combination of having no penis and being really smug at the same time. This unnerving duality defines the skinny jean community. Chicks are into him because they can picture him obediently performing analingus for hours, any objection met with a face slap and resumption of the act. He can also be trained to sit and smirk on cue. The album should also be prime material for the hipster community to say they listened to it and it was ‘Pretty Good’ over expensive coffee before changing the subject because they’d never really known about the album in the first place.

Michael Cera has a sexy new mustache

By brendon February 03, 2012 @ 1:43 PM

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If he was trying to look like Magnum P.I., Michael Cera didn’t do very well with his new mustache. If the plan was to look like a young Mr. Pringle however, mission accomplished!

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ZACH GALIFIANAKIS IS HELPING

By brendon January 11, 2008 @ 8:11 AM

<a href="http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/e8e4424115" mce_href="http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/e8e4424115">Between Two Ferns with Zach Galifianakis</a> on <a href="http://www.funnyordie.com/" mce_href="http://www.funnyordie.com/">FunnyOrDie.com</a>
If some Hollywood star starts telling you that their brother has been real sick lately, Zach Galifianakis is right, you should interrupt and ask if they're ticklish, and then force them to tickle your thigh. Because that way you don't have to hear anymore about their stupid ass brother.