Catherine Zeta-Jones Doesn’t Understand Revenge

November 25, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Displeased with unflattering paparazzi photos of herself in a swimsuit on vacation in Mexico with her family, Catherine Zeta-Jones did what any woman would. She spent the entire day having her older husband snap blown-out photos of herself in... READ MORE

Michael Douglas Monster Dong And Shit Around The Web

July 16, 2015 | crap around the web | editor| 0 Comments

Old raw dog┬áMichael Douglas claims that he’s packing some heavy meat in his pants. This is also the guy who said he got throat cancer from eating out Catherine Zeta-Jones. Either way, great stories. Me think the lady doth... READ MORE

Michael Douglas Thinks American Actors Are Effeminate

July 10, 2015 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Michael Douglas has come to the conclusion that British and Aussie male leading actors are snaking all the major studio film roles because American actors have become super pussified. Douglas later hedged and explained that the social media culture... READ MORE

Catherine Zeta-Jones And Michael Douglas Don’t Look Very Separated

April 16, 2014 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Steven Soderbergh‘s new play The Library opened in New York City last night, and it was such an important and magical evening that it even managed to bring Michael Douglas and Catherine Zeta-Jones back together. This miracle of modern... READ MORE

Michael Douglas Captains the Good Ship Cunnilingus After Separation Announcement

August 29, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

She’s bipolar and likes to throw shit. He’s got cancer from munching too much dirty box. If these two crazy lovebirds can’t cut it in this world, what chance do the rest of us have finding true and lasting... READ MORE

Michael Douglas And Catherine Zeta-Jones Are Done

August 28, 2013 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

It has been a little more than four months since Michael Douglas and Catherine Zeta-Jones were photographed together at the 40th anniversary of the Chaplin Award Gala and they’d been going on separate vacations during that time, so I... READ MORE

Did Tainted Box Give Michael Douglas Cancer?

June 3, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Yep. Looks like it, according to Michael Douglas. And science. Asked whether he now regretted his years of smoking and drinking, usually thought to be the cause of the disease, Douglas replied: “No. Because without wanting to get too... READ MORE

Michael Douglas sure is smart

September 22, 2005 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Michael Douglas told the United Nations that it should be embarrassed for failing to reach an agreement on nuclear weapons. During a visit on International Peace Day yesterday, Douglas lashed out at the organization for not addressing the nuclear... READ MORE