Catherine Zeta-Jones Doesn't Understand Revenge

Displeased with unflattering paparazzi photos of herself in a swimsuit on vacation in Mexico with her family, Catherine Zeta-Jones did what any woman would. She spent the entire day having her older husband snap blown-out photos of herself in a bikini and a top hat until... read more

Michael Douglas Monster Dong And Shit Around The Web

Old raw dog Michael Douglas claims that he's packing some heavy meat in his pants. This is also the guy who said he got throat cancer from eating out Catherine Zeta-Jones. Either way, great stories. Me think the lady doth protest too much. (The Superficial) Madison Banes... read more

Michael Douglas Thinks American Actors Are Effeminate

Michael Douglas has come to the conclusion that British and Aussie male leading actors are snaking all the major studio film roles because American actors have become super pussified. Douglas later hedged and explained that the social media culture in the U.S. encourages... read more

Catherine Zeta-Jones And Michael Douglas Don't Look Very Separated

Steven Soderbergh's new play The Library opened in New York City last night, and it was such an important and magical evening that it even managed to bring Michael Douglas and Catherine Zeta-Jones back together. This miracle of modern love reminded us that the couple had... read more

Michael Douglas Captains the Good Ship Cunnilingus After Separation Announcement

She's bipolar and likes to throw shit. He's got cancer from munching too much dirty box. If these two crazy lovebirds can't cut it in this world, what chance do the rest of us have finding true and lasting love? The good thing about being rich and famous is that even... read more

Michael Douglas And Catherine Zeta-Jones Are Done

It has been a little more than four months since Michael Douglas and Catherine Zeta-Jones were photographed together at the 40th anniversary of the Chaplin Award Gala and they'd been going on separate vacations during that time, so I thought everyone already basically... read more

Did Tainted Box Give Michael Douglas Cancer?

Yep. Looks like it, according to Michael Douglas. And science. Asked whether he now regretted his years of smoking and drinking, usually thought to be the cause of the disease, Douglas replied: "No. Because without wanting to get too specific, this particular cancer is... read more

Catherine Zeta Jones is back at work

Just 7 days ago, Catherine Zeta Jones was so depressed and overwhelmed that she checked into a mental health facility to be treated for a bipolar disorder. It was so bad she even turned down a People magazine cover story when they asked to interview her about it. Oh wait... read more

Catherine Zeta Jones is bi-polar

The last time we saw Catherine Zeta Jones, she was in London to receive a medal from Prince Charles (wait, what?). She was with her husband Michael Douglas, going through a crowd of paparazzi and then screaming, "How dare you punch me" like a crazy woman (video here).... read more

Michael Douglas thinks he can fight

Entertainment Tonight has video of Catherine Zeta Jones and Michael Douglas in London last night, and as they went from their car to their hotel, Jones started screaming hysterically that one of the paparazzi punched her. Then Douglas called the guy an asshole, pushed... read more

Michael Douglas looks... uh... better?

When we last saw Michael Douglas 9 days ago, he looked like he had just punched his way out of a grave, and there was nothing to say but AAAHHH!! But that was right after his fourth and final chemo treatment, so hopefully that was gonna be him at his worst. He actually... read more

Michael Douglas doesnt look so good

On August 31st, Michael Douglas went on David Letterman and revealed that he had been diagnosed with Stage 4 throat cancer just three weeks earlier. He said he had completed the first of eight weeks of treatment, and he told Dave he was confident he could beat it. Which... read more