The National Enquirer goes on sale today with a cover story claiming Michael Jackson took… well I mean you can see it. It’s right there. That’s more than 50 pills a day … more than 30 different types of... READ MORE

In all likelihood, Michael Jacksons memorial service was the most watched funeral or whatever thing of all time. More than 31 million people watched the service on television, the third highest number ever for a televised funeral, only behind... READ MORE

MILEY CYRUS – Popeater has some uncomfortably sexy pictures of Miley from this months Elle magazine. Is it wrong to objectify a young religious teenager in a fashion magazine? Even I have lines that can’t be crossed. That’s not... READ MORE

Live Broadcast by Ustream.TV I’m just gonna add pictures and updates here all day. All the networks are running live coverage of course. In fact one just said if the dam were to break, thousands would be killed almost... READ MORE

It would be awesome if those drums were Decepticons waiting to pounce on everyone involved with Michael Jacksons memorial later this morning. Seems unlikely. Hopefully you’re fascinated by all this because today is gonna be dominated by Michael Jackson... READ MORE

CURRENT SONG – Theme from “Saw”, remixed by BoneCrusher, with Lil Jon and Fatman Scoop. Bone Crusha is my N-word. (hear it here – explicit lyrics) MICHAEL JACKSON – will be buried this week. Without his brain. Because his... READ MORE

The good news for fans hoping to attend the Michael Jackson memorial on Tuesday is that they won’t have to buy $25 tickets.  The bad news is that they can’t buy $25 tickets.  Instead it’s now up to a... READ MORE

While her custody battle for Michael Jacksons kids raged on over in LA, Debbie Rowe stared down a different type of adversary when she arrived on her ranch in Palmdale yesterday.  She was determined to shove some things up... READ MORE

Michael Jackson was so stuffed with drugs when he died last Thursday he probably would have rattled if you shook him, but as far as what actually killed him, police are now narrowing their focus to a drug called... READ MORE

BRITNEY SPEARS – and her agent/boyfriend took to the pool this weekend outside her house in LA.  She’s taken her hair from blond to brown, while he went from brown to blond.  Just imagine all the fascinating conversations these... READ MORE