Visible White Supremacy in America is the sum total of five hundred goose stepping idiots on lunch break from IHOP assistant managerial duties and a few blond bipolar women who reflexively mimic racist memes. 

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Lindsay Lohan may be engaged to a wealthy kid from Russia where Mean Girls is still the number one movie on Pirate Bay. Lohan’s parents canceled snorting and drinking and beating the crap out of each other for one evening of detente... READ MORE

Michael Lohan decided not to tell his kids that he was making an honest woman out of Kate Major the second she got out of jail gestating his second bastard child. It’s kind of romantic in an abandoned building... READ MORE

I thought we had come together as a society and decided eugenics were okey-dokey for crack whores and the Lohans. So, crack whores. But, no, Michael Lohan got his drug and alcohol addicted latest wife pregnant again. Now she’s... READ MORE

Just when you thought Michael Lohan couldn’t be more of a Sir Walter Raleigh figure, he goes and takes the blame for Lindsay turning from a teen party girl into a 20-something fall down drunk and drug addict. “It... READ MORE

If Lindsay Lohan is smart – big if – she’s using her time at the Betty Ford Clinic to plan something really insane for when she tries to make her next comeback and needs to take back her crown... READ MORE

Yesterday, the Daily News had an interview with Dina Lohan where she mentioned some pictures of her with a black eye that she (allegedly) got after Michael Lohan gave her a few Irish kisses when Lindsay was a baby.... READ MORE

Much like Mel Gibson before him, Michael Lohan was arrested last night in Florida for attacking his girlfriend after she refused to give him a blow job. Women really don’t seem to understand how awesome blowjobs are. According to... READ MORE

PEOPLE WHO READ TYLER – are concerned. About something. I’m not sure what though. Earthquakes? That can’t be right. For future reference, if you want me to read your email, don’t be real hot and certainly don’t include pictures... READ MORE

Lindsay Lohans’ dad Michael was arrested on December 14th for violating a restraining order put on him by his ex girlfriend Erin Muller, and yesterday Muller stepped things up by filing papers with a New York court claiming Lohan... READ MORE