There’s the drunk one with the sex list and the anorexic one, but who remembers poor Michael Jr.? Not only does he suffer from the genetic deficits borne into the Lohan family, he has to carry the namesake of his steroid addicted often arrested turd of a father. Even Gaddai gave his kids their own names and a hundred million in the bank to ensure they could lead somewhat normal lives like having Beyonce to perform at their birthday parties. But this Michael Jr. kid is truly fucked. I started to look him up to see what he’s up to when I came across the fact there’s yet another Lohan brother lurking around, another illegitimate daughter, and who knows what the fuck else. It’s like investigating grave sites in Salem. Some doors should never be opened.
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