Kate Major Wins the Racist Rant Award (VIDEO)

August 24, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Visible White Supremacy in America is the sum total of five hundred goose stepping idiots on lunch break from IHOP assistant managerial duties and a few blond bipolar women who reflexively mimic racist memes. 

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Lindsay Lohan’s Parents Unite Around Rich Boyfriend

April 13, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Lindsay Lohan may be engaged to a wealthy kid from Russia where Mean Girls is still the number one movie on Pirate Bay. Lohan’s parents canceled snorting and drinking and beating the crap out of each other for one evening of detente to express their mutual affection for 22-year old Egor Tarabasov who they’ve never met in person. That […]

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Lindsay Lohan Got A New Mommy

November 25, 2014 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Michael Lohan decided not to tell his kids that he was making an honest woman out of Kate Major the second she got out of jail gestating his second bastard child. It’s kind of romantic in an abandoned building shooting gallery love affair kind of way. Having his celebrity kids attend the wedding would’ve turned […]

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Michael Lohan Hires Casey Anthony’s Attorney to Thwart Vaginal Bleeding

August 8, 2014 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

I thought we had come together as a society and decided eugenics were okey-dokey for crack whores and the Lohans. So, crack whores. But, no, Michael Lohan got his drug and alcohol addicted latest wife pregnant again. Now she’s in a Palm Beach jail for violating probation and her fecund lady parts are bleeding and […]

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Michael Lohan Nobly Blames Himself for Lindsay’s Drug Problems

August 28, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Just when you thought Michael Lohan couldn’t be more of a Sir Walter Raleigh figure, he goes and takes the blame for Lindsay turning from a teen party girl into a 20-something fall down drunk and drug addict. “It was not her fault. I love her for saying that, but there was no need to […]

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Lindsay Lohan Is Supposedly Sober Again

May 29, 2013 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

If Lindsay Lohan is smart – big if – she’s using her time at the Betty Ford Clinic to plan something really insane for when she tries to make her next comeback and needs to take back her crown as Queen Meltdown from Amanda Bynes. Because, let’s face it, nobody is going to hire Lindsay […]

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here are the black eye picturers Dina Lohan talked about

January 9, 2013 | Uncategorized | editor| 0 Comments

Yesterday, the Daily News had an interview with Dina Lohan where she mentioned some pictures of her with a black eye that she (allegedly) got after Michael Lohan gave her a few Irish kisses when Lindsay was a baby. Well now Entertainment Tonight has those pictures, because apparently they pay more than the Daily News. […]

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