11.11.2011 Jay Z, Michael Moore cash in on Occupy

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As it says on their “about” page

(Occupy Wall Street) is fighting back against the corrosive power of major banks and multinational corporations (and) aims to expose how the richest 1% of people are writing the rules of an unfair global economy.

“Yeeaahh”, says fattie Michael Moore, who addressed an Occupy crowd in Denver last week and railed against “greedy” corporations. Though, to be fair, that isn’t why he went to Denver in the first place.

Moore was in Denver on a tour to promote his $27 memoir, ‘Here Comes Trouble: Stories from My Life.’

By the way that book is published by Grand Central Publishing, a subdivision of the French company Hachette, which is the second largest publisher in the world. Hachette is a wholly owned subsidiary of the Lagardère Group, a multinational conglomerate headquartered in Paris which does business in nearly 40 countries. Among other things they hold a 7.5% stake in EADS, a global defense and military contractor, which absorbed the Lagardère subsidiary Aérospatiale-Matra, a French missile and aircraft manufacturer. On a side note, some claim Moore is worth 50 million dollars. But I’m getting off track. “Heese hiant companies an wich people are ewol,” says Moore between bites of food!

And now Jay Z wants to cash in on Occupy too, though he just said fuck it and isn’t even gonna pretend that he’s trying to help in some way.

The millionaire rapper and entrepreneur is launching a line of Occupy Wall Street-themed t-shirts featuring the phrase “Occupy All Streets,” that go on sale on Jay-Z’s Rocawear website on Friday.
But the genius behind “99 Problems” isn’t sharing the profits with the 99 percent. A spokesperson from Rocawear told Business Insider in a statement that the company has not “made an official commitment” to support the movement financially.

I’d also like to encourage these dirty hippies to Occupy All Streets. Since that’s where I drive.

05.14.2008 HOLLYWOOD MIGHT BE LIBERAL

The New York Times says today that the HBO movie "Recount", about the 2000 Presidential election and the recount in Florida, is coming under fire from Democrats, essentially because it portrays them as too kind hearted to stand up to the diabolical republicans. This fits in nicely with yesterday’s news that Michael Moore is planning a follow-up to Fahrenheit 9/11 and that the Oliver Stone directed movie about George Bush will be released three weeks before the election. Imagine that. All this, right before the election. What a coincidence!

02.19.2008 GUESS WHAT THIS IS

This picture shows:

A)  Michael Moore at the 58th ACE Eddie Awards Sunday night inside the Beverly Hills Hilton.
B)  where all the black fabric went.
C)  the last thing a pizza ever sees.

The answer of course, is "All Of The Above".