Michael Phelps Makes Aquatic Mammal

June 7, 2016 | Uncategorized | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Michael Phelps has come a long way since being a fall down drunk fucking a transsexual porn star who looked like Curt Hennig. He just had a baby with his wife who is a former Miss California. Odds are high she’s too dumb to work the Internet and memorizes flash cards to order a Benedict


Michael Phelps Still a Hero

March 20, 2015 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

It’s hard to know if all the Michael Phelps embarrassing sex stories are true, partially true, or there’s a vast conspiracy of fetish hookers and tranny girls who picked his name out of a hat and decided to make his life miserable. Last November a newly fashioned woman claimed she had an intense love affair […]


Michael Phelps Is Hilarious

December 29, 2014 | Uncategorized | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Michael Phelps uploaded this holiday photo to his Instagram after scrolling through several images to see which one made his abs look best. Who cares if your friends are out of focus, get the right light on my package and open the shutter. Phelps just got out of booze rehab for his DUI and has […]


Michael Phelps Girlfriend Has a Secret

November 21, 2014 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Taylor Lianne Chandler decided Facebook was the best place to reveal to her boyfriend Michael Phelps that she was born David with a tiny wee wee. Not a boy, but Intersex, forcing journalists this morning to look up the word and figure out how to use it in the politically correct manner. Taylor had hormones […]


Michael Phelps Arrested For DUI And Shit Around The Web

September 30, 2014 | crap around the web | editor| 0 Comments

Swimmer and professional Olympics attender Michael Phelps was arrested for a DUI. He says he’s sorry because, you know, he got caught. Unfortunately, he did not get hurt. Read about Michael Phelps’ night in jail. (TMZ) Jessica Biel is either preggers or fat. Whatever, she’s still in a bikini. (Drunken Stepfather) The aptly named Luna […]


Win McMurry Is Michael Phelps New Girlfriend

July 20, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

She’s a golf channel TV host, a model, and an author. Though I’m guessing there’s less active energy spent on the latter. She was Michael Phelps date to the ESPYs so naturally everybody is asking about the new hot chick he’s banging. Err, about the new hot author he’s banging. Here’s a bunch of hot […]

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