08.19.2008 STUFF FROM ALL OVER

Katherine Heigl is a mess - Go Fug Yourself has some thoughts on Katherine Heigl wearing tiny sandals, a skintight skirt, and a cheap-looking shiny satin top.  Try and guess if they’re good.  (picture source = splash news)

Michael Phelps will be very rich very soon – his agent says the swimmer could make 100 million dollars by getting the warhead and holding the world hostage in endorsements.

Kelly Brook in a bikini – This link will lead to pictures of Kelly Brook in a bikini, as implied by the title.  

Nothing can stop a Werewolf - If you’re being chased by the Wheelchair Werewolf, say your prayers.  Or step up on a curb.

Watchmen might be in trouble - Warner Bros. is scheduled to release the highly anticipated "Watchmen" on March 6, but a federal judge in LA has decided he will hear a lawsuit filed by 20th Century Fox against Warners over rights to the comic.  This could lead to delays, mostly because nerds will fill the gutters of earth after killing themselves in the streets.



08.19.2008 OF COURSE HE’S ON THE COVER

After 8 gold medals, was there any doubt that Michael Phelps was gonna be on the cover of Sports Illustrated re-creating the famous Mark Spitz poster.  This was an obvious choice but boring as hell.  A better representation of how much ass he kicked last week would be a picture of him riding a 20-foot seahorse and throwing a trident into a slanty-eyed squid wrapped around an American submarine.