Michael Sam Cruising

July 20, 2015 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Michael Sam hit up some trashy night club in Hollywood which serves overpriced drinks, which is curious since he’s never had a job except third string tackling dummy and that time he ballroom danced which I guess pays decent.... READ MORE

Michael Sam Taking Names

March 27, 2015 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Michael Sam concludes every public statement by insisting he doesn’t believe that he’s being discriminated against by the NFL though he has no explanation other than discrimination for why he’s not playing in the NFL. People are free to... READ MORE

Michael Sam Done Done

March 25, 2015 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Michael Sam bombed at the NFL Veteran’s Combine. This second go-round was probably his last chance to ever make a team which was half of the bargain when he decided to be the first openly gay or straight American athlete to ever... READ MORE

Michael Sam Pats Himself On The Ass

December 25, 2014 | Uncategorized | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Michael Sam bragged about himself while promoting his 90 minute documentary which will air in place of his NFL career. It will be seen by several ladies destined to be consumed by their own cats on OWN instead of... READ MORE

Michael Sam Seems to Be Stewing (VIDEO)

December 4, 2014 | Uncategorized | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

In a stunningly boring and dismissive interview, Michael Sam implied he is not on an NFL team because he is gay. When asked by an interviewer from TMZ Sports who doesn’t seem to know anything about sports if coming... READ MORE

Michael Sam Is On His Ass And Shit Around The Web

October 21, 2014 | crap around the web | editor| 0 Comments

Michael Sam was benched from the Cowboys practice squad and people are already saying that it’s because he went after hairy man dong in the locker room. Which is silly because he has a full time boyfriend, so he’s... READ MORE

Gay Michael Sam Released

September 1, 2014 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Gay Michael Sam did not make the final cut for the St. Louis Rams start of the season roster. This could mean an abrupt end to the ESPN investigation into how Sam’s teammates were handling his alluring gay penis in... READ MORE

ESPN Digs Deep on Michael Sam’s Shower Routine (VIDEO)

August 27, 2014 | video | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

ESPN reporter Josina Anderson did a lengthy report on Michael Sam’s showering situation from the St Louis Rams training camp. Anderson was discussing how Sam was ‘fitting in’ and then launched into a Watergate style recap of whether or... READ MORE