Michael Vick Is Jilted

Michael Vick is pissed that teammate Riley Cooper did not text him back after Vick texted to congratulate him on his new contract. Vick is a rare breed who holds the emotional vulnerability of a schoolgirl with the ability to kill furry dogs without blinking. Vick is claiming almost sole responsibility for Cooper's success last year because he stuck up for him after Cooper was videotaped dropping some fairly heinous...read more

Michael Vick Paid $111,000 For An Image Rehabilitation Service

According to the court documents from his bankruptcy filing in 2008, Philadelphia Eagles quarterback Michael Vick (above with his wife at a January charity event) paid $111,317 to Sitrick & Company to help him perform a complete image makeover so we'd all forget that he's a complete dickhead who oversaw a dogfighting ring for years. Among the plans that the company had for him, TMZ writes, was to have him appear...read more

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MICHAEL VICK - will have a reality show on BET to chronicle his life since being released from prison. It will be "serious and somber" and "revisit the Virginia property where he ran and financed a dogfighting ring." This show sounds fun. I like shows where, after they're over, I sit in my bath tub hugging my knees and crying. (la times) DINA LOHAN - has a new line of shoes, called Shoe-Han. "Lo" and "shoe" don't...read more


Yesterday on "The View", Whoopi Goldberg defended Atlanta Falcons quarterback Michael Vick, who pleaded guilty two weeks ago for his role in the fighting and execution of eight dogs. Rueters says: "He's from the South, from the Deep South ... This is part of his cultural upbringing," "For a lot of people, dogs are sport," Goldberg said on the show. "Instead of just saying (Vick) is a beast and he's a monster, this is...read more


In a surprise move, Michael Vick agreed to plead guilty today to chargers of running a dog fighting ring. His plea was not expected until Monday. The Smoking Gun says: Vick has agreed to plead guilty to a felony charge for his role in the management of a brutal dogfighting ring. As part of a plea deal, the Atlanta Falcons quarterback admitted that his Bad Newz Kennels operation wagered money--which he provided--in pit...read more


Access Hollywood asked perpetual jackass Jamie Foxx about Michael Vick's dog fighting charges, and, as always, he never fails to disappoint. "It's a cultural thing, I think," Jamie said. "Most brothers didn't know that, you know. I used to see dogs fighting in the neighborhood all the time. I didn't know that was Fed time. So, Mike probably just didn't read his handbook on what not to do as a black star." While he has...read more


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Not exactly fun gossip news, but Atlanta Falcons quarterback Michael Vick has pleaded guilty today to federal charges related to a dogfighting ring. Friday two co-defendants signed statements saying Vick participated in the execution of at least 8 dogs by hanging or drowning them. Breitbart News says: Vick is expected to be sentenced next Monday at US District Court here. He could face up to five years in prison and...read more