By Lex March 04, 2014 @ 4:36 PM
I know how much I hate it when photographers ask if they can take my picture during my eighteen minute workouts. One time I appeared on the cover of Fat Fuck magazine without so much as request for my consent. But I’m guessing this chick Michelle Lewin from Venezuela minds a little less.You don’t start pulling down the shorts for the paparazzi in Miami unless you know you’ve done a crunch or two.I know Obama’s busy writing angry letters to the editor, but we probably should send a few Chinooks into Venezuela and pick up the hot women before they all get picked off in the tin can revolution. If you’re sexy and you want to live, get on the chopper!
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By Lex January 27, 2014 @ 2:54 PM
Being famous for your ass might seem a minor dignity, but compare it to being famous for being dead, a drug addict, or looking like the ghost of Roy Rogers and you’ll realize that Michelle Lewin has a better reason to be famous than anybody else on this site today. She has 650,000 followers on Instagram now because of her tight cakes. Like all Internet and social media outlets, Instagram began as a means for teen girls to talk stupidly to one another but eventually morphed into a place for grown men to jack off. There’s not a revolution even yet conceived to keep men with their dicks in their hands from ruling this planet. The upshot — eight billion free pictures of Michelle Lewin’s ass.
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