Michelle Obama Can't Wait For This Shit to Be Over

While Barack is off testing the phrase 'ragamuffins' as an endearing euphemism for Islamic terrorists, Michelle Obama is left carrying the water for the administration on making kids cry out for more healthy food choices. With zero evidence her multi-year agenda is working she's doubled down with her FNV campaign. That's Fruits and Vegetables if you're not street. Obama snatched up Jessica Alba and seven or so...read more

Obamas Open Up About Being Treated Crappy

With all the Ferguson and Eric Garner protests going on, The Obamas turned to the hard-hitting People magazine to remind less educated Americans that they have racism stories too. Michelle Obama shared the time somebody mistook her for an employee at Target when she was shopping there on some publicity stunt and asked her to help them find something on the shelf. Pretty harrowing stuff. The only person who came up to...read more

Starving Kids Enjoying Healthy Michelle Obama Lunches More and More

All that hubbub about how school kids across the country were spitting out Michelle Obama's soy milk curried couscousinto the trash can and skipping the new cheap healthy cafeteria meals altogether can be put to rest. Quite coincidentally, a public university in Obama's hometown of Chicago did a vaguely scientific study where some small number of cafeteria ladies voluntarily responded to a survey declaring that kids...read more

The Kids All Hate Michelle Obama

The teens always have to be bitching and moaning about something. Currently, it's Michelle Obama sneaking into school cafeterias late night and replacing all the good tasting crappy food with crappy tasting good food. Except it's not really good food, it's just less unhealthy. And the kids are fucking outraged. I could show you a few Twitter rants and pretend it stands for all of America,but mostly just imagine your...read more

Kanye Believes He and Kim Are More Important Than the Obamas

Kanye West is having another bout of saying shit that makes sense in his world. This time he's claiming that the Blessed He and Kim are more influential than President Obama and his wife Michelle. It all went down when the megalomaniacal semi-decent rapper sat down with fancy lad Ryan Seacrest for an interview. According to Kanye, he and Kim are pushing down the barriers of racism and classicism through fashion. That...read more