Malia Obama Smoking the Good Stuff

August 11, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Kids are total sellouts today. There was a time when the school security officer came by and asked who the joint on the ground belonged to and everybody shut their trap. Now there's money in ratting. Some kid shot... READ MORE

Dancing W Captures Our Hearts (VIDEO)

July 13, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

There are certain signs you don't get out much. George W. Bush was first to the dance floor during the Battle Hymn of the Republic at the heavy hearted service for the assassinated police officers in Dallas. The man... READ MORE

Michelle Obama Can’t Wait For This Shit to Be Over

November 23, 2015 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

While Barack is off testing the phrase ‘ragamuffins’ as an endearing euphemism for Islamic terrorists, Michelle Obama is left carrying the water for the administration on making kids cry out for more healthy food choices. With zero evidence her... READ MORE

Obamas Open Up About Being Treated Crappy

December 18, 2014 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

With all the Ferguson and Eric Garner protests going on, The Obamas turned to the hard-hitting People magazine to remind less educated Americans that they have racism stories too. Michelle Obama shared the time somebody mistook her for an... READ MORE

Starving Kids Enjoying Healthy Michelle Obama Lunches More and More

July 31, 2014 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

All that hubbub about how school kids across the country were spitting out Michelle Obama’s soy milk curried couscous¬†into the trash can and skipping the new cheap healthy cafeteria meals altogether can be put to rest. Quite coincidentally, a... READ MORE

The Kids All Hate Michelle Obama

May 7, 2014 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

The teens always have to be bitching and moaning about something. Currently, it’s Michelle Obama sneaking into school cafeterias late night and replacing all the good tasting crappy food with crappy tasting good food. Except it’s not really good... READ MORE

Kanye Believes He and Kim Are More Important Than the Obamas

October 31, 2013 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Kanye West is having another bout of saying shit that makes sense in his world. This time he’s claiming that the Blessed He and Kim are more influential than President Obama and his wife Michelle. It all went down... READ MORE