By Lex August 07, 2014 @ 9:15 AM
Michelle Rodriguez fucked the gay into Cara Delevingne. She fucked the gay out of Zac Efron. Now she’s just fucking tired. Her work is exhausting. Floating around on the prow of her ship looking for wandering souls with confused genitalia desperate for answers. Where will Michelle and her salty smelling ship of state sail to next? Who knows. Set sail for vagina adventure is all Michelle barks out to the ghost captain. Onward, onward, into the breach.
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By Lex August 04, 2014 @ 9:24 AM
At this point, Michelle Rodriguez is merely toying with the true depth of her sex powers. She’s like Zod with a vagina. She can fuck the gay into people. Now she’s trying to fuck the gay out of Zac Efron. That’s like earning a perfect ten in gymnastics before Nadia Comaneci. It seems inconceivable. But Zac jetted out from Los Angeles direct to Michelle’s Atlantis compound in the Riviera to be de-gay-programmed through an intensive regimen of gluten, pretending to know shit about cars, and Michelle’s super twat that encased Efron for an entire weekend as she read off the list of names of famous male models and socked him every time she felt a twinge. Michelle Rodriguez is still in her caterpillar stage. When she goes full butterfly don’t be surprised to see her spread eagle atop the Freedom Tower causing all of lower Manhattan to feel a longing in their genitalia.
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By Lex July 31, 2014 @ 9:09 AM
Michelle Rodriguez had her stank gun spread and ready as Justin Bieber raced toward her yacht on his midget retreat dinghy, still freshly tattered from his bar room kerfuffle. Michelle Rodriguez’s bisexual vagina watercraft is where Hollywood now heads when it’s confused or wounded or just wants somebody Spanish to shove a dildo up their orifice and tell them not to cry. Justin would be wise not to taunt Michelle with how he fucked any of her girlfriends. She doesn’t punch like Orlando Bloom.
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By Jack July 08, 2014 @ 12:49 PM
Remember when Michelle Rodriguez was a lesbian? Yeah, well she’s not anymore. Apparently, she’s been spotted making out on vacation with Zac Efron. I guess he’s a comfortable transition back to dick. Like a pretty girl with a cock. I’m thinking about this way too much.
Read more about Michelle’s return to man parts. (Dlisted)
Do you like looking at Rihanna’s nipples? Of course you do. (Drunken Stepfather)
Emmy Rossum Instagrams some pics of her in a bikini and all is right in the world. (Popoholic)
“Opie and Anthony” host fired from SiriusXM for being a racist douche. (The Superficial)
Jennifer Lawrence shows off her talents. Well, some side-talent anyway. (COED)
Sofia Vergara is porking the werewolf dude from “True Blood”. (Huffington Post)
Leo DiCaprio is slowly turning into Jack Nicholson. But, like, Jack Nicholson at 77. (Fox News)
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By Lex July 02, 2014 @ 5:55 PM
If Michelle Rodriguez told me she’d finally built that escalator to the moon, I’d ask her how much for a ticket. She’s like Gandalf with tits and and an overbite. She can have any man or woman she wants merely by popping a couple 40′s into brown paper bags and asking her mark if they want to make out in the park. She’s like a bisexual Leo Dicaprio. But that’s far too hard to imagine so I just fucked my final metaphor. There’s two ways you can come out on a crappy actress who’s made thirty million acting. I choose the side of placating Michelle so she won’t snap her fingers and make my bitch dog suddenly like women.
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By Lex May 23, 2014 @ 4:34 PM
Here’s the subtext for this photo. Fuck you, dudes, I’m taking all your hot pussy and there’s nothing you can do about it. This isn’t an activist thing or a gay marriage thing or an I’m coming out the closet so catch me with your warm hands thing. This is a I know how to get chicks in the sack and make them scream their fucking heads off kind of thing. It’s simple, it’s pure, it’s supported by fact. You win, Michelle Rodriguez. Tell me where to ship my nuts.
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