Even though everyone has always assumed Michelle Rodriguez is gay, she’s spent the past few days off the Italian coast snuggling up to Italian entrepreneur Gianluca Vacchi. So either she wasn’t really gay, or girls who think they’re gay aren’t really gay and just need a sexy hunk in a speedo who can give it to a girl right. That’s also the title of my eharmony profile, by the way. Call me, ladies!
06.09.2011 Michelle Rodriguez is really strong
Michelle Rodriguez is on the beach in Formentera, Spain, today, enjoying the great sport of paddle boarding. I’m not sure how paddle boarding is a sport but whatever. It’s like being able to stand on a ferry. Oohh, look at me, everyone.
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05.31.2011 Michelle Rodriguez is in Monaco
Michelle Rodriguez spent the weekend watching the Monte Carlo Grand Prix, and even though she wore pants you could (once again) kind of see her ass. Sebastian Vettel was the winner of the Grand Prix btw, and Michelle was the winner of the Intersex Bikini Contest.
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Michelle Rodriguez and some of her special ladyfriends went swimming off the cliffs near the Eden Roc Hotel in Cannes, and Michelle might want to get a tighter swimsuit because the one she has kept sliding down and now we can all see her ass. Still, these pictures are surprisingly dull considering they started out with an attractive, flexible, upside down lesbian.
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04.21.2009 michelle rodriguez went nuts again
Michelle Rodriguez has a long history of dangerous and unstable behavior (cliff notes here), but it’s not a big deal because the cops in LA are cool, they’re not all uptight like some cops, so she pretty much coasts along in life doing whatever the hell she wants. With that in mind, try to guess what this story is about.
Rodriguez was no model bridesmaid at the four-day wedding of her best friend and manager, Giancarlo Chersich.
At the welcome dinner, Rodriguez pushed fully clothed guests into the pool. The next night, she broke up the bachelorette party yelling that the stripper was "fat and had a small [bleep]."
Rodriguez was ticked off when the dancer asked for a volunteer at the beginning of his routine and then made the willing babe kneel down. "That's bull[bleep]," the sexy star yelled. "He should be kneeling for her; this is a bachelorette party."
Not to defend Michele's actions, but she’s an angry spoiled bitch, so when you invite her nice places, that’s how she’s gonna act. Yelling at her would be like yelling at a dog for chasing a squirrel, or a retard for having Downs.
(i thought i could work in the pictures of her skinny dipping at skybar a few years ago, but that obviously didn't work out)
01.07.2009 HAHAHA, PICK IT UP RUMMY
To recap, in 2003, Michelle Rodriguez was charged in Los Angeles with hit-and-run and failure to exchange insurance information, plus driving with a suspended (New Jersey) license and driving without a valid California license. Later in 2003, she was pulled over for speeding through a Hollywood Boulevard intersection. She was charged with driving under the influence, driving with a suspended license and driving without a valid license. In August of 2005, she was clocked going 80 mph in a 50 mph zone. Two months later she was caught driving 90 mph in a 35 mph zone. One month after that she was ticketed for driving 83 mph in a 55 mph zone. Eleven days after that, she was arrested on Oahu after failing a field sobriety test, registering a blood-alcohol level of 0.145 percent, nearly twice the legal limit of 0.08. For this incident she served 5 days in jail. She was already on probation, and because she violated that, she was sentenced to 60 days in jail. She didn't serve 60 days of course, she served four hours and 20 minutes, but she was sentenced to community service, which she did not do. In fact she lied to the court and provided fake documents saying she had completed community service in LA on Sept 25. She wasn't even in LA on the day she claimed to do it, she was in New York. For all this, she was sentenced to 180 days in jail. Of course this is LA so she was released after 17. But she did get community service, and this time, shockingly, she did it! Yaay! The system works! Today she finished the last of her 200 hour sentence by picking up trash on the streets in LA.
Longest picture explanation ever? Yes, my friends, and you were here to witness it. What a thrill!
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