By Jack October 02, 2013 @ 12:17 PM
Michelle Rodriguez has always been cagey about her sexuality…until now. For years people have speculated whether she enjoys chorizo or bacalao, (sausage or fish for those of you of the gringo persuasion). She’s shrugged it off and said things like, “If I wanted to tell people what I do with my vagina, I’d have made a sex video a long time ago.” We totally support your desire to do that, Michelle. In an interview with Entertainment weekly she came clean about her liking both dick and vag:
“I don’t talk about what I do with my vagina, and they’re all intrigued. I’ve never walked the carpet with anyone, so they wonder: What does she do with her vagina? Plus, I play a butchy girl all the time, so they assume I’m a lesbo. Eh, they’re not too far off. I’ve gone both ways. I do as I please. I am too f**king curious to sit here and not try when I can. Men are intriguing. So are chicks.”
Yes, it’s so weird Michelle that you sell your sexuality on screen and now we all want to know more about it. Like if you dive for clams. We’re not looking to hang you up in the town square, we’re just looking to hone our masturbation fantasies. Don’t make this more important than it really is. Just one photo of you scissor kissing another hot woman in Hollywood and we’ll stop being so damn intrigued and move on to Melissa McCarthy face sitting rumors.
By Travis July 09, 2013 @ 10:00 AM
Michelle Rodriguez isn’t an unattractive woman by any means, but she tends to look more like one of her characters from the Resident Evil films or her mugshot than she does a sophisticated actress. But yesterday, as she was arriving at NBC’s Today to promote her new animated film Turbo, she actually looked like she was happy to be somewhere.
But then someone must have shouted, “Watch out for that zombie!” or “We’re all out of liquor!” because Michelle suddenly looked a little more pissed off than usual.
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By Lex April 30, 2013 @ 4:38 PM
Michelle Rodriguez. Other side of that line I just drew for Pink. Michelle scares me like no other woman on this planet, save for my German dental hygienist, the girlfriend I accidentally cheated on who lit my clothes on fire, and my mom, who’s kind of like a combination of the former two. I know you will say that it takes a real man to tame a woman like Michelle Rodriguez. I’m not that man. I don’t want to tame. It’s too much work.
Photo Credit: Bauer-Griffin
By Lex April 25, 2013 @ 5:57 PM
I didn’t even know there was a Cosmo magazine just for Latinas. I feel kind of gypped. Cosmo has all those great articles on how men really do appreciate soft touches up and down their spine during lovemaking and other advice certain to leave you wondering why your man is now fucking your best friend instead of you. I bet Cosmo Latina has similarly awesome advice for ladies of Hispanic origin. But not about that soft touches on the back thing. Because Latina ladies already know that all men care about is a rugged shtup and being called ‘daddy’.
Here’s Michelle Rodriguez in Cosmo For Latinas. Men are pretty evenly divided over whether Michelle is hot or not. Lesbians have no such split. They all want to munch her savage bush as she punches them in the ear.
Photo Credit: Cosmopolitan For Latinas
There’s always bikini pictures during the Cannes Film Festival, because all the cool Hollywood people try to stay at the Hotel du Cap (or as Brett Ratner called it, “the Hotel du Crap”. LOL! Oh Brett, is there no end to your creativity!), specifically the Eden-Roc property.
It’s right on the edge of a small cliff and they have diving boards so you can jump right into the ocean. Kirsten Dunst, Victoria Silvstedt, and Madonnas big titted daughter are just a few that we’ve seen there.
Point being, Michelle Rodriguez was there earlier today (just like last year), swimming with what the photo agency called her “female friend”, wink-wink. She looked pretty good, as she usually does, but I don’t like her bikini. Flesh tone is just weird. It’s not sexy. It’s like she has prosthetic tits.
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Even though everyone has always assumed Michelle Rodriguez is gay, she’s spent the past few days off the Italian coast snuggling up to Italian entrepreneur Gianluca Vacchi. So either she wasn’t really gay, or girls who think they’re gay aren’t really gay and just need a sexy hunk in a speedo who can give it to a girl right. That’s also the title of my eharmony profile, by the way. Call me, ladies!
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