On Michelle Rodriguez’s Armpit Hair And Shit Around The Web

By Michael December 09, 2015 @ 12:00 PM

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Michelle Rodriguez tried to convince the world of what a badass feminist pansexual she is again today by showing how long her armpit hair has gotten. That’s straight out of the sophomore in college pissing off their parents crypto-feminist handbook. Next she’ll pretend to be a lesbian for like a week…oh wait…

Behold her glorious pit locks. (TMZ)

Ariana Grande shows off her ass on stage in Chicago. (Last Men On Earth)

Charlotte McKinney is thongy as fuck in leather. (Egotastic)

Britney Spears is looking pretty toned these days. Guess she laid off the chicken wings. (Drunken Stepfather)

I like my women juicy like a porterhouse. (The Chive)

This is Rachel Yampolsky and these are her tits. (Hollywood Tuna)

Chloe Grace Moretz’s tight pants outline the curves of her lady bits. (Popoholic)

Michelle Rodriguez in a Bikini

By Lex August 07, 2015 @ 12:24 PM

Michelle Rodriguez Low Bikini Bottoms In Italy
Michelle Rodriguez pulled anchor on her lesbian love boat and set a course for adventure off the coast of Italy. It’s like when the Barbary pirates arrived and hung their flag in the harbor. Shore folk were equal parts frightened and excited, divided along the lines of whether you were to be run through or heartily fucked that evening. If you’re a 20-something woman with a slightly shaved beaver and can handle Michelle’s naturally pudgy fingers, consider yourself excited. Davy Jones Locker is loaded with latex toys.

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Michelle Rodriguez Just Banged a Chick and Got Away By Jet Ski

By Lex July 27, 2015 @ 11:57 AM

Michelle Rodriguez White Bikini Jet Ski Ride
Michelle Rodriguez doesn’t have time for the idiotic am I or am I not a lesbian celebrity crap. You’re fronting on Twitter while she’s boning women two at a time. Rodriguez rents a yacht literally called the Ecstasea off the coast of St. Tropez and shuttles celebrity and non celebrity chicks out to her floating poon palace. She only breaks for bad-ass water sports and to let the men of the world know she’s fucking all their ladies. It’d be disheartening if there wasn’t so much admiration involved. I don’t root for Kevin Durant, but when he’s on a crazy roll, I just have to applaud. This is just like that. If Kevin Durant were fucking your wife, mom, and sister and you were still applauding.

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Michelle Rodriguez Keeps Her Bitches Bare

By Lex July 23, 2015 @ 11:10 AM

Michelle Rodriguez And Jessica Stam See Through At Leonardo DiCaprio's Foundation Party
If I had to guess which of these models Michelle Rodriguez dug to the third knuckle last night, I’m selecting the Canadian blond chick she made go out in just her underwear. That’s a boss move. All the world’s best looking women showed in St. Tropez to raise money for Leonardo DiCaprio’s environmental foundation nobody would ever bother to audit. DiCaprio rents out a Riviera ballroom every year and shows a bunch of models how his cock feels better than rhino horn, spanks them on the ass and orders them to run off and tell the world. It’s not proven particularly effective in relation to saving rhinos, but you bang a dozen Victoria’s Secret models and tell me that’s not a successful charity.

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Michelle Rodriguez And Toni Garrn Foreplay

By Lex May 19, 2015 @ 9:34 AM

Michelle Rodriguez And Toni Garrn On A Yacht Together
Each May, Michelle Rodriquez and her love boat troll the French Riviera on a hot girl pussy hunt. Rodriguez entices the women attending the Cannes film festival to come take a three hour tour in lawless international waters. You gotta see the fish. That’s Leo DiCaprio’s ex-girlfriend Toni Garrn. Does she know she’s about to have Michelle Rodriguez’ snatch pressed so hard up against her mouth she can taste her future babies? Probably. It’s hard to get a reaction out of a supermodel.

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Michelle Rodriguez Likes Superman White And Shit Around The Web

By Michael March 02, 2015 @ 12:00 PM

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Michelle Rodriguez got panties in a bunch over the weekend by saying that minorities shouldn’t steal superhero roles from white male actors she likes to bone when hetero phasing. She said instead minorities should push for new minority superheroes to play in their own movies.┬áThe day Hollywood does that I’ll saw off my own dick.

Read Michelle stick her foot in her mouth. (Huffington Post)

You know what’s awesome? Big titties. (The Chive)

Maitland Ward can barely fit her tits in this Silk Spectre costume. (Egotastic)

Eddie Murphy’s ex-wife Nicole Murphy is MILFtastic. (TMZ)

Ashley Benson is covered topless for your viewing pleasure. (Drunken Stepfather)

Bella Thorne is hot in leather pants, but they’d look better on my floor. (Hollywood Tuna)

Jessica Perez looks better in a bikini than your girlfriend. (Popoholic)