05.04.2007 MICHELLE RODRIGUEZ LOVES DUDES

Michelle Rodriguez has posted an entry on her official site this week denying the rumors that she is gay.  This is in response to a recent cover story by Curve magazine that said she was.  All of which is amazing because I thought Michelle was already officially out or at least bi.  She does stuff with girls all the damn time.  Like this.  And this.  And this.  And the pictures here of her swimming topless with some girl at Skybar in Miami.  Regardless, Michelle says:

As far as rumors go of me coming out, I guess curve magazine took it upon themselves to out me on the premise of their own suspicions. Whatever, I'm not insulted, I have a big lesbian following, and for whatever reasons they show me love I'm never going to shun, disrespect or neglect anybody who shows me genuine non-psychotic Love.
But I will Say this, to put words in someone's mouth and place people in categories affects them for sure, especially in this business. I don't know what the intent behind the curve magazine cover was.
If I were Ellen I may get away with: ' The I'm Gay' level of exposure, but I'm not a comedian, I like men; ( real One's Anyway) and I've only bin in this business for 7 years not 20. Years of recognition can give a person lots of leverage especially if you have many years of positive recognition under your belt.

She never actually comes out and says she’s gay or not gay or if she’s straight or not straight.  She does talk about dudes and future husbands, but who knows.  The weird thing is it's pretty easy to prove if you're gay or not.  For example, the other day I was talking to Kate Bosworth and, long story short, I banged her.  See how easy that was.


11.15.2006 HOW IS THIS NEWS

Put your morning coffee down and brace yourselves everyone, because Michelle Rodriguez - the girl kissing other girls at a gay bar here - has come out of the closet.  Oh I know, I couldn’t believe it either.  Well, actually, replace the phrase “come out of the closet” with the phrase “did not come out of the closet” and “didn’t speak to anyone in this interview” and “declined comment”.   The Advocate has an EXCLUSIVE! interview with Kristanna Loken - the girl kissing Pink here - and there’s a breathtaking revelation that she likes girls and is with Michelle now.  Which apparently makes Tyler a gay insider blog, because we first mentioned that here.   And that Loken is bi here.  And of course these two are gay.  They're cartoonishly gay.  The lipstick and the dyke.  The stripper and the cop killer.  For a dude to be this cliché he'd have to rollerblade into a drape showroom wearing nothing but a thong and mirrored sunglasses and an orange hard hat.