Michelle Trachtenberg and Emmy Rossum have a lot to learn about being famous. Kim Kardashian easily won the bikini contest at the Nivea Beach House in Malibu yesterday. In fact she was seemingly the only person who thought there was one. I have no idea WTF the “Nivea Beach House” is, but it looks like everyone had a good time. Which is surprising because one would imagine that putting this guy within 10 feet of Kims huge tits and unlimited hand lotion would have had disaster written all over it.
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God knows how these are the only five pictures of Michelle Trachtenberg as Olivia Newton John in "Grease" and Emmy Rossum as Sarah Palin because I know if I had stumbled onto that, I would have been photographing it like it was the baby Jesus.
(picture source = pacific coast)
I don't know why Halloween pictures of Michelle Trachtenberg are just showing up online now, but then again, I don't know lots of stuff. God didn't give me this ass and these eyes just to hide them behind of bunch of books. (alternate headline: GOD YOU CHICKS ARE SO GAY, PART 2)
