Keith Richards To Stop Cock Watching Mick Jagger

March 7, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

It’s weird when another man is concerned about what your penis has been up to. Mick Jagger is accomplished and a legend, if his love muscle still works at the tender age of 73 he should be able to... READ MORE

Mick Jag Scores 23-Year-Old Shag

November 11, 2017 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

When you’re 74 you should be on an oxygen tank, not on Cialis humping the hottie that could be you granddaughter. But when you’re Jagger you’re a legend that’s not bound by the laws of life and impervious to... READ MORE

Mick Jagger’s 29 Year Old Girlfriend Gives Birth (Matt’s Take on The Crone)

December 9, 2016 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Through the aid of pharmaceutical technology and a shit load of money Mick Jagger impregnated this ballerina. She's 29. He's dead. You weren't going to continue ballet dancing forever, especially when the market for it doesn't exist. READ MORE

Ballerina Melanie Hamrick Gives Mick Jagger Another Baby

December 9, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Mick Jagger had his eighth kid by his fifth baby mama. He's been fucking babies into women for forty-six years now. The David Bowie years don't count as they produced no children. Jaggers's the pruny white sire equivalent of... READ MORE

Mick Jagger’s Tall Girlfriend Was Short on Cash

October 7, 2014 | Uncategorized | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

L’Wren Scott, Mick Jagger’s fashion designer girlfriend who hanged herself with an ascot, was apparently swimming in debt at the time of her suicide. It’s only worth mentioning since people kept saying things at the time of her death... READ MORE