By Matt July 07, 2015 @ 7:56 AM
UFC fighter Miesha Tate posted a photo of her ass to Instagram most likely out of boredom or insecurity or possibly a keen flare for self promotion. Don’t get your hopes up she’s banging a cauliflower eared psycho named Mike Caraway. The type of guy who breaks pool cues over your back in a roadhouse. Tate also saved his mom’s life on a snorkeling trip as you would imagine. When they get down to banging hotel rooms get destroyed and towel racks get broken. She twice lost an eye. I’d definitely let her put me in a figure four leg lock and tap out with my balls. Squats are good for you. Getting punched in the face not so much. Still, that ass. Put on these cuffs and don’t turn around. Yes I believe in romance.
Photo Credit: Instagram
By Lex May 27, 2014 @ 5:26 PM
Miesha Tate has the same problem I had coming up, for all my awesomeness, there was this one girl who always had my number. Miesha has Ronda Rousey. I had Tara, the exaggeratedly overdeveloped grade school brute. I liked to think Tara had it out for me because she secretly dug me. Until one day she had my arm cranked up behind my back and told me not to think she was hurting me because she secretly dug me, she just hated how I reminded her of a wounded bird. She was pretty fucking psychologically advanced with her tormenting for a ten year old. I heard she went on to work as a United Flight attendant, a beacon career path for women with long standing rage issues. Miesha, you and I get each other. We should hang out. You could choke me out while I pleasure myself and then we can have some of those delicious looking cupcakes. I understand women.
Photo Credit: AKM-GSI
By Lex November 20, 2013 @ 1:05 PM
Photo Credit: Fitness Gurls Magazine