Monday headlines, with Brooke Burke in a bikini

By brendon August 15, 2011 @ 4:19 PM

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JESSICA ALBA – gave birth to her second child Saturday night, another baby girl, named Haven Garner Warren. There’s no word on if Alba is home from the hospital yet, but since she’s Mexican she’ll probably stop at the mall first to have Havens ears pierced. (facebook)

AUSTIN POWERS 4 – is or is not on the way. Hit Fix says the deal is done, Deadline says nothing is official yet. For now, Halloween stores everywhere will just have to cross their fingers. (hit fix, deadline)

TARA REID – tweeted that she got married in Greece on Saturday just a few hours after tweeting that she was engaged. Some thought the lucky fella was ex-boyfriend Michael Lilleund or ex-fiance Michael Axtmann, but it’s actually some guy named Zack Kehayov, which I bet will be news to Tara once the ouzo wears off. (people)

JOHNNY DEPP – was reuniting with director Gore Verbinski and producer Jerry Bruckheimer, who first teamed up to make ‘Pirates of the Caribbean’, to play Tonto in a film version of ‘The Lone Ranger’, but Disney shut production down on Friday because the budget was already at 250 million. It’s a lot of money, but try to think of even one western that cost less that 200 million. You can’t name even one can you? If you wan’t to film two guys on horses, it’s gonna cost you. (la times)

BROOKE BURKE – spent the weekend with her husband David Charvet on the beach in St. Barths, all part of the MILF bikini contest that Hollywood was apparently holding. (splash)

Mike Meyers secretly married his girlfriend. Wait, “girl”?

By brendon March 04, 2011 @ 1:33 PM

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Mike Meyers (seen here doing a cutesy little thing with his leg while kissing an unidentified man. A man who might be considered a “bear” in certain circles, who then mounts Meyers from behind) has been the subject of many gay rumors over the years.

Many many many many gay rumors. And with good reason.

Meyers and Kal Penn are probably the two biggest stars who are gay (allegedly) but that no one really talks about. In 2008 Gawker even said Meyers “has been out and proud in Toronto for years” after a blind item in the New York Daily News seemingly referred to him.

Very obviously this Page Six story is surprising to say the least.

Mike Myers has secretly married his longtime girlfriend, Kelly Tisdale, in a private ceremony five months ago.
Meyers, 47, and the 30-something Tisdale began dating in 2006, shortly after Myers split from his first wife, comedy writer and actress Robin Ruzan, after a 12-year marriage.

This still seems weird. Mike Meyers is flaming. Even guys at Pride Week would tell him to butch it up a little. If Kelly Tisdale is a girl, I want to see her vagina, and if it’s there I want to see how much scarring it has around it.

MIKE MEYERS IS GAY. MAYBE.

By brendon June 24, 2008 @ 5:31 AM

Yesterday the New York Daily News ran a blind item that asked…

Which divorced comic superstar is exploring a groovy new real-life persona: that of an openly gay man?

And Gawker said the answer was obvious, even though this is the first I’ve ever heard of it.

Some of you commenters told us that the guy we were all guessing. Mike Myers, star of the "groovy baby" catchphrase-apalooza Austin Powers films and the current dud The Love Guru, has been out 'n proud in Toronto for years.

Wait what?  Meyers has been out for years?  Really?  He was married to a girl – in accordance to Gods will – from 1993 to 2005, but maybe his newfound desires were the reason for the divorce.  I can’t picture him with a guy, but I can’t picture him with a girl either.  He’s hard to figure out.  He might be gay, might be a genius, might be both or might be neither.  He’s a blank slate.  Although I’m sort of the same way.  I try to tone things down because I get offended when people just view me as an object of beauty.

(MAN ON MAN UPDATE – talked to my favorite source in the world and they confirmed what Gawker said, fwiw.  the only thing that remains to be seen now is when will Perez start calling him Mike GAYers and then claim he reported this first)