By Travis November 06, 2013 @ 10:00 AM
Now that his divorce from Demi Moore is almost complete, and the 50-year old actress is done actually taking part of his large fortune thanks to no pre-nup, Ashton Kutcher is free to take his relationship with Mila Kunis to the next level. Despite reports that Ashton and Mila were already secretly engaged, the Daily Mail claims that Ashton is now set to propose and make an honest woman out of his former That 70s Show star. And if his proposal will be anything like his acting career, it will be shallow, obnoxious, emotionless and totally void of any passion, reality and honesty. So best of luck to Ashton and Mila on this practice effort for their next marriages.
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By Lex September 10, 2013 @ 5:01 PM
The Toronto International Film Festival has become pretty big over the years, despite the obvious handicap of being set in Toronto. If they held the TIFF in Aspen or Venice or Cannes, it’d be even bigger. But even given the limitations of being Canadian, it does pretty well for itself. Like hockey or pudgy girls who go all the way on first dates.
Here’s Mila Kunis in Toronto. I’d let her be my girlfriend if she promised to never to tell sex with McCauley Caulkin stories.
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By Travis September 04, 2013 @ 10:00 AM
Mila Kunis was out shopping for groceries in Los Angeles yesterday with an older woman, who I assume is either her mom or Ashton Kutcher’s stylist, and she did not look pleased at all that people were taking her picture. In fact, she was so pissed-off-looking and plainly-dressed that people might have even started mistaking her for Kristen Stewart. But you can’t really blame Mila for looking so irritated, because if you had to listen to Ashton cry about how people hated Jobs all day long, you’d want to put a bullet in your skull, too.
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By Lex August 14, 2013 @ 4:40 PM
Everybody loves Mila Kunis. Not only does every guy want to bang her, but every girl I’ve ever met lists her as a girl they find hot. That’s some magical power right there when you can get both genders wanting to buy you a drink. As far as I know, Mila has only had two real boyfriends in her life, Macauley Culkin and Ashton Kutcher. I think you can construct a pattern theory that explains why you’re the next name to fall in that lucky bastard list.
By Lex May 27, 2013 @ 10:45 AM
At some point, every girl grows up to look like her mom. The occasional Rumer Willis gets genetically saddled with her dad’s cut jawline, but for the most part, check out a girl’s mom and that’s what she’s going to look like in 25-30 years. This is important when considering who to marry, because if all goes as romantically planned, that is the sole person who you will be laying down with biblically going forward. Choose wisely, else she’ll be rolling around in some negligee on your bed on your 25th anniversary asking if you remember how she looked in her lingerie on your wedding night, and you will, and you’ll cry. And so will your dick.
Here’s Mila Kunis and her mom somewhere in London over the weekend.
By Bill March 07, 2013 @ 12:39 PM
Some people call Mila Kunis the perfect girl. She’s smart, she’s funny, she’s talented, and she’s hot. But she did let McCauley Caulkin suckle her teat for almost almost a decade, then bounced into the sack with Ashton Kutcher, and, at some point, you’ve got to judge a woman by the company she beds. We don’t judge men by the same standard, which is completely unfair, but then so is prostate cancer and dying younger. We’ve all got our burdens to shoulder.
Here’s Mila in the new Allure magazine, where chicks get to stare at other chicks and imagine they’re outlet shopping together. So, basically porn for women.