By Travis February 28, 2014 @ 11:00 AM
Confirming what everyone has known for what feels like years, or at least since he dumped his grandmother’s bridge partner, Ashton Kutcher has reportedly finally put an engagement ring on Mila Kunis’ finger. The co-stars of That 70s Show have been very visibly dating for the last year or so, but they’ve been waiting and waiting to make it official, probably so Ashton can think of the proper way to tell every man on the planet to go fuck themselves. Sure, he already told everyone to go fuck themselves when he made the offensively terrible Jobs last year, but this time he just wants to focus solely on the men, so he really hammers home the point that he has made a career out an idiot’s grin and trucker hats.
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By Travis January 24, 2014 @ 12:00 PM
Mila Kunis went shopping in West Hollywood yesterday, but more importantly she showed what little regard she has for even the simplest laws. When she finally emerged from the store, she discovered that she had received a parking ticket, probably for parking her car on top of a handicapped child, and I’m probably over-exaggerating everything because Ashton Kutcher is a pretty big bag-o-douche. Meanwhile, I’m never the type to make up news and rumors for the sake of it, but Mila looks pregnant in a few of these pictures, so I’m just going to assume that she’s pregnant now. Again, I have no proof that she’s pregnant or even considering having a baby with Ashton, but the camera angle makes her look pregnant, so let’s just say she’s pregnant for fun.
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By Travis November 06, 2013 @ 10:00 AM
Now that his divorce from Demi Moore is almost complete, and the 50-year old actress is done actually taking part of his large fortune thanks to no pre-nup, Ashton Kutcher is free to take his relationship with Mila Kunis to the next level. Despite reports that Ashton and Mila were already secretly engaged, the Daily Mail claims that Ashton is now set to propose and make an honest woman out of his former That 70s Show star. And if his proposal will be anything like his acting career, it will be shallow, obnoxious, emotionless and totally void of any passion, reality and honesty. So best of luck to Ashton and Mila on this practice effort for their next marriages.
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By Lex September 10, 2013 @ 5:01 PM
The Toronto International Film Festival has become pretty big over the years, despite the obvious handicap of being set in Toronto. If they held the TIFF in Aspen or Venice or Cannes, it’d be even bigger. But even given the limitations of being Canadian, it does pretty well for itself. Like hockey or pudgy girls who go all the way on first dates.
Here’s Mila Kunis in Toronto. I’d let her be my girlfriend if she promised to never to tell sex with McCauley Caulkin stories.
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By Travis September 04, 2013 @ 10:00 AM
Mila Kunis was out shopping for groceries in Los Angeles yesterday with an older woman, who I assume is either her mom or Ashton Kutcher’s stylist, and she did not look pleased at all that people were taking her picture. In fact, she was so pissed-off-looking and plainly-dressed that people might have even started mistaking her for Kristen Stewart. But you can’t really blame Mila for looking so irritated, because if you had to listen to Ashton cry about how people hated Jobs all day long, you’d want to put a bullet in your skull, too.
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By Lex August 14, 2013 @ 4:40 PM
Everybody loves Mila Kunis. Not only does every guy want to bang her, but every girl I’ve ever met lists her as a girl they find hot. That’s some magical power right there when you can get both genders wanting to buy you a drink. As far as I know, Mila has only had two real boyfriends in her life, Macauley Culkin and Ashton Kutcher. I think you can construct a pattern theory that explains why you’re the next name to fall in that lucky bastard list.