Milena Cardoso and Fernanda Uesler Seem Helpful

By Lex September 10, 2014 @ 1:00 PM

Milena Cardoso and Fernanda Uesler Help Eachother With Their Bikinis In Miami
You can’t just let your Brazilian model apartment mate’s top fall down on the beach. If her tits fly out of her bikini top, she might just land herself the ideal male suitor before you do. This is like Nam. You don’t want to be the one left behind when the chopper goes airborne. You’re not helping her re-tie her bikini top, you’re securing your virtual vagina around the shaft of a guy with real estate holdings about to walk around the corner.

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Milena Cardoso and Fernanda Uesler In Bikinis

By Lex September 04, 2014 @ 11:07 AM

Brazilian Models Milena Cardoso and Fernanada Uesler Take Pix On The Beach In Miami
I don’t need to hear a girl with an accent ask me twice ‘I’m looking for opportunities in America,’ before I know she’s a Brazilian model hoping to settle down near a body of water not overrun with plastic bottles. People in Brazil will travel thousands of miles just to toss their Fanta soda empties into the slum rivers. It helps to drive up the American environmentalist documentarian tourist trade . If I had nice tits and a perfect tan, I’d jet out of bottle town as well. Miami’s the place to be. If you can’t land a Canseco brother, you’re bound to run into a guy who claims to be a night club promoter who drives a brightly colored sports car. Climb in. Only good things can happen from there.

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