By Lex July 23, 2013 @ 3:57 PM
Miley Cyrus keeps flashing body parts as if she’s trying to divert attention from her Maxim’s Hottest Girl in the Known Entire Universe punim. It’s definitely working. I’m looking at her black thong right now and she sure looks pretty. I’m not saying girls should just spread their legs to be more adored. I am suggesting it’s a solid option.
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By Lex July 18, 2013 @ 12:59 PM
When she’s not wearing bright red cartoony monkey lipstick, flashing her blazing whitened teeth, and she’s showing off her boobs or flashing her underwear, I can start to see why some people like Miley Cyrus. She’s a lady.
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By Travis July 18, 2013 @ 10:00 AM
Miley Cyrus was in London yesterday to talk to the gosh dang folks at the BBC about how much she loves to slap her ass cheeks together, I reckon. “Ah just twerk n twerk,” she’d laugh before adding, “You sound like that Austin Texas Powers fella” every time one of the show’s hosts would speak. Then everyone listening would think about the Revolutionary War and just laugh and laugh.
But Miley was nice enough to take some pictures with her adoring fans across the pond, and hopefully she told them all an inspiring message like, “Be born to parents not afraid to sell you into Disney slavery and sacrifice your adult sanity, and you’ll be able to accomplish anything.” And then she stuck her tongue out because she’s so edgy.
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By Travis July 16, 2013 @ 11:00 AM
Ever since Maxim magazine named Miley Cyrus the No. 1 woman on its Hot 100 list back in May, a lot of people have made fun of the decision because the singer sometimes looks like the real life version of Cletus the Slack-Jawed Yokel from The Simpsons, and at least 90% of the women on that list are significantly hotter.
But then Miley posed with Mama June Shannon from Here Comes Honey Boo Boo outside of Good Morning America yesterday and I suddenly can’t remember what we were all making fun of. Looking at the above photo, posted to Miley’s Facebook account, I’m pretty sure that Miley’s the hottest woman to have ever lived. I don’t know what she changed, but she should keep doing it.
By Lex July 15, 2013 @ 1:50 PM
Don’t be fooled. Miley Cyrus’ dress isn’t really made out of money. Though she may just have put together the most ingenious stripper dress ever. And given that she’s wearing 1′s and 5′s, just about the most honest dress ever too. Miley didn’t even make it to the Trader Joe’s parking lots before Maxim named her the Hottest Girl Ever to Wear an Outfit Featuring U.S. Currency. Then they begged her to send them the skirt and top so they could cut it up and avoid bankruptcy.
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By Travis July 05, 2013 @ 10:00 AM
Miley Cyrus recently told Billboard that, among others, she considers Lil Kim and Nikki Minaj to be two of her main female musical influences, because she really thinks that she’s a black hip hop star. That’s why the daughter of a guy named Billy Ray is proud as a Georgia peach that she’s good at slapping her ass cheeks together while her mouth-breathing fans cheer along.
Of course, Jay-Z isn’t helping things now, as he included a line in his new song, “Somewhereinamerica” about Miley twerking, and she bragged about it on Twitter, writing: “That’s a win win forrrrrr me.” I think the extra R’s are supposed to represent her family’s extra chromosomes.