Only 12 states actually have 18 as an age of consent (30 states have 16, the other 8 have 17), but, whatever, because Miley Cyrus is now officially “legal”, I guess. So if you wanted to have sex with her in Hawaii AND Delaware, your day has arrived my friend.
Over the weekend she had an early party at Trousdale in Hollywood, wearing a half shirt and leather pants and taking pictures with her mom and Demi Moore (wait, what?), all of which only called more attention to her alarmingly big head. Her poor moms vagina must whistle like a Coke bottle when you go down on her.
Last December, just a few days after turning 17, Miley Cyrus got a tat under her teen breast that says, “whites only”. No not really. It says, “just breathe”. It’s reportedly a tribute to a friend with cystic fibrosis and who must stare at her tits a lot.
Point being, Sunday she wore an open-back dress to the MTV Europe Music Awards in Madrid, and of course you could see the tat again. They’re quite permanent, you know.
Miley Cyrus was out in West Hollywood yesterday in one of her flimsy little t-shirt and short skirt outfits, and it’s strange, the less she wears, the less I wanna see her. It’s the exact opposite of what normally happens with skinny teenage girls. It’s amazing. Like magic. I wonder if she can do that thing where she pours milk into a funnel made of newspaper and make it disappear too. How do they do that!!!!
Yesterday morning, Miley Cyrus, her mom, and her 10 year old sister, stopped to pose for the paparazzi in the parking lot on the way to breakfast near their home in Toluca Lake.
During that breakfast, Miley, who was dressed like some tarted up hussy in a see thru shirt with no bra, got up and walked about 200 yards to yell at some lady who was quietly filming them. Because Miley didn’t want her sister filmed. The same sister in the pictures below, taken 20 minutes earlier. And the same girl who went to Halloween last year as some sort of a dominatrix.
No matter, because Miley didn’t want her being filmed. Any more. She can hardly comprehend the nerve of this woman, and even tells her to have some class. An insult that might have hurt a little more if the person saying it didn’t sound like a cartoon donkey.
Miley Cyrus got into a confrontation with the paparazzi this morning, because while some stars just say they want to protect their family from the spotlight, Miley really SEE‘s it THROUGH. Look. SEE? THROUGH it all, Miley stood FIRM, and tried to NIP this in the bud. POLLS show that people from sea to SEA THREW out many old beliefs about freedom of the press once they could SEE how much of MILEYs family life was being EXPOSED.
Miley Cyrus and her mom Tish and her little sister the family picture ruiner went to breakfast in Toluca Lake this morning, and her mom kinda looks like porn star Nikki Benz. She’s real skinny with big implants and she has tats and toe rings in the shape of a skull. She looks like she’d let you stick it anywhere and call her degrading names. Miley on the other hand looks like she would cry the whole time. So I’d rather do Mileys mom. I don’t have time for Mileys nonsense. What am I, a social worker?