Porn emporium Gamelink offered Miley Cyrus $1 million dollars to DIRECT a porno. Apparently no one wants to actually see Miley Cyrus naked and riding some anatomically blessed dude, they just want to experience the magic of her mind’s eye. I can see the rational behind part of that.
“We believe that as an empowered 21st century woman, you are the ideal choice to show the world your vision as an artist in the world of adult entertainment. GameLink would like to offer you the very lucrative opportunity to direct an adult film, giving you full creative control, for ONE MILLION dollars.”
Full creative control is something most adult film directors can only dream of. Albeit, most are allowed a great deal of license provided they stay under the $500 cost for production and don’t show too much mouth kissing. It’s possible the good people at GameLink are confusing Miley’s accomplishments with Miley actually being accomplished. You can’t just handover the sacred reigns of porn to anybody. The Protectors of Chatsworth will descend from above and slap you hard on your junk.