Some people think that's semen on Mileys stomach on the picture above.  But it's not.  It's on your monitor.  Pervert.

(there are still at least 6 pictures out there that have yet to be leaked.  5 of her in the shower, like this one, but from the front, and she has nothing on underneath.  The sixth picture is her in very revealing lingerie.  I’ve heard this from three different independent sources.  No one has sent them to me yet so I don’t know for sure, but that what’s me and the other perverts talk about at the meetings.)



This is allegedly Miley Cyrus, in yet another hacked cell phone picture.  I have no idea if it is or not.  It could be I guess.  It looks like she’s holding an iPhone so maybe someone took it and sent it to her.  If you were wondering, there was no part of this post that didn’t have "maybe" or "allegedly" or "could be" in front of it.  Yaaaay me!  This website is hard-hitting.

UPDATE - real, and real old.  DLH was good enough to send in this version from the front.  apprently its about a year old.  i apologize, but i don't surf for pictures of teens in their underwear as much as you might think. 



!5-year-old Miley Cyrus, who is 15-years-old, is rumored to be very interested in the lead role of the film version of "Undiscovered Gyrl".  The story follows the life of a wild suburban party girl who fills her nights with booze and drugs and sex.  And there's nudity.  Lots of it.  I mentioned that Miley is 15, right?  Because she's 15.  Closer to 12 than 20.  Think about it like that.  MSNBC says…

So what’s up next? Cyrus is rumored to be interested in the lead role in “Undiscovered Gyrl,” the film version of Allison Burnett’s new novel. It’s still early for casting — Burnett’s agent Richard Abate has reportedly just begun shopping the manuscript to publishers and has yet to secure a deal for the film.
However, a source close to the project says Cyrus is interested in the part, which would be that of “a lovable, lost suburban girl who descends into a life of reckless partying and promiscuity.” The source says if Cyrus did take the part, you’d be seeing a lot more of Cyrus than what appeared in the Vanity Fair photos. “There would definitely be nude scenes,” says the source.

I don't know what country they plan on releasing this movie in but it sure as hell isn't this one.  Have fun in France with the rest of the perverts, Miley.

You didn’t read that and actually think I was gonna post a picture of a naked 15 year old, did you.  You're a fuckin pervert.  Anyway, when the hacker guy leaked the Miley Cyrus shower pictures last week, he said more were on the way, and that there are 4 or 5 that will shock everyone.  As far as I know, he hasn’t released or sold those yet.  I talked to one guy who saw them and he said there are no actual naked pictures.  The best/seemingly illegal picture was one in this t-shirt, but from the front, and with nothing on underneath.  But I haven’t seen it so I don’t know if that’s true.  Can the Disney Channel be the source for our hilarious comedies AND erotic fantasies?  Tune in to Tyler Durden for all the breaking news.

On Saturday, the big news was that some guy claimed to have hacked into the email of Miley Cyrus, and as proof he posted these candid pictures that some might consider racy.  The hacker guy also claims to have read an email in which Miley detailed her sexual exploits with Nick Jonas of the Jonas Bothers.  Which is noteworthy because they both claim to still be virgins, a tiny fact somewhat important to thier devout Christian image.  The hacker guy goes on to say he even has a few naked Miley pictures that he is currently trying to sell.  If you're interested in buying these, contact Captain Makebelieve at NeverGonnaHappen.com, c/o the Gum Drop Pony.  Because it's not gonna happen.  I'm not a lawyer, but I'm pretty certain you're not allowed to buy and sell stolen naked pictures of 15 year olds.



These are allegedly new candid pictures taken by Miley Cyrus, and while they do look very much like other Miley candids (here and here), it's hard to know if it really is her or not.  One thing for certain though is that they DO NOT show some middle aged  queens taint.  In other words, real or not, I've never been so happy to see anything in all my life..