Miley Cyrus Strips Down In Rolling Stone

By Lex September 24, 2013 @ 12:51 PM

Miley Cyrus Strips Down In The October 2013 Issue Of Rolling Stone
Miley Cyrus knows how to commit. For her Rolling Stone interview she got the words ‘Rolling Stone’ tattooed onto the bottom of her feet. That’s so fucking punk. Then taking off her top and grabbing her own tit. I don’t know, more fucking punk. Anybody who thought Miley Cyrus was just a manufactured pop music star twerking lyrics to her brilliant music, wake the fuck up. This girl is breaking barriers. She’s also noticing some very unfair shit.

“It was a lot of ‘Miley twerks on Robin Thicke,’ but never, ‘Robin Thicke grinds up on Miley.’ They’re only talking about the one that bent over. So obviously there’s a double standard.” — Miley Cyrus to Rolling Stone.

She’s so right. Why does the one who gets bent over always suffer the consequences of cultural stigma, not to mention potential pregnancies? Miley doesn’t just have important things to say, she is asking all the right questions. She’s like a young Bob Dylan meets Wendy O’Williams meets Secretariat. I mean, if any of them got the names of magazines tattooed on their feet (or hooves). Already can’t wait for Women’s Wear Daily.

Photo Credit: Rolling Stone

A Fuller Look at Miley Cyrus In Nipple Pasties At The iHeartRadio Music Festival

By Lex September 23, 2013 @ 4:03 PM

Miley Cyrus Preforms In Nipple Pasties At The iHeartRadio Music Festival In Las Vegas
Don’t think this is because I hate you. Somebody needs to observe the way in which midgets are being abused by Miley Cyrus in the name of entertainment. Not only do these smooshed people have to dress like they ride the short bus to the Lollypop Guild School, at their stature they’re going to be getting a full whiff of Cyrus crotch that I’m told is washed about as often as your average cook staff lave sus manos when leaving the restaurant bathroom. Somebody full sized needs to secure those midgets from beneath the magic mushrooms and avoid the Koopa with the pasties.

Maxim’s Hottest Woman in the World Flashes Ole Yeasty in Vegas

By Lex September 23, 2013 @ 2:24 PM


If my dog displayed that very same face to me, I’d rush her to the vet and beg the doc to make her better. But for spastic Miley Cyrus at the iHeart Radio Concert in Vegas, that Candida covered tongue just means somebody’s been sucking on a few unkempt wrecking balls. She really ought to mount a Purell dispenser on one of her shoulders if she cares about the public good.

Jimmy Kimmel Proves The Media Is Full Of Unoriginal Idiots (VIDEO)

By Travis September 18, 2013 @ 11:00 AM







Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth have been done for a while, regardless of what they or anyone else said, because he’s trying to become a serious actor and she’s more interested in rubbing her ass all over Robin Thicke, pretending to rap and sticking her tongue out for Terry Richardson. But when news finally broke that they were officially done, a bunch of media outlets beat the same stupid “Couldn’t twerk it out” joke to death while pretending like they were so hilarious for it. Fortunately, Jimmy Kimmel compiled a bunch of the clips so we can remember how much these people suck.

Liam Hemsworth Dumps Maxim’s Hottest Woman in the World For This Ugly Chick

By Lex September 17, 2013 @ 3:11 PM

Eiza Gonzalez's Facebook Photos
I’m not exactly sure what Liam Hemsworth was thinking when he broke off his engagement to Miley Cyrus and started bumping uglies with Eliza Gonzalez. Miley Cyrus and her tongue and those teeth and that marmoset face and her tiny spastic boy body in exchange for this? I don’t know. What about the Twerking? You can’t just replace that.

Photo Credit: Eiza Gonzalez/Facebook

Elton John Is Waiting For A Miley Cyrus Meltdown

By Travis September 17, 2013 @ 10:00 AM

In a recent interview with The Australian, Elton John claimed that he can spot a car crash long before it happens, as he predicted singer Ryan Adams‘ shit storm and he didn’t think that Lindsay Lohan’s fall from grace was much of a surprise. Now, though, he’s putting his money on the obvious as he claimed, “I look at Miley Cyrus and I see a meltdown waiting to happen,” while pointing out that no one is going to stop her because she’s young and successful. But as soon as she turns 30 and can’t twerk like she used to, it’ll be like she slammed tongue first into a brick wall.

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