Miley Cyruseses official twitter account was hacked earlier today and no one has yet taken credit, but very obviously these posts were not made by Miley. You can tell because the new ones are less pointless and rambling, and the grammar and punctuation are way better than normal.
Miley Cyrus has already apologized once for the picture that shows her and her friends making fun of Asian people eyes, but that apology was actually even more offensive than the picture, so she’s back on her fansite and trying it again.
"I really wanted to stress how sorry I am if the photo of me with my friends offended anyone. I have learned a valuable lesson from this and know that sometimes my actions can be unintentionally hurtful. I know everything is a part of GOD’s ultimate plan, and mistakes happen so that eventually I will become the woman he aspires me to be. Peace and love, Miles"
I don’t have a bible in front of me, so I cant confirm if God is in the habit of tricking people into making racist gestures, but Miley thinks he is, so that’s good enough for me.
A few days ago, Miley Cyrus got in trouble because that picture above leaked out, and in it she and her friends are seemingly make fun of Asian peoples eyes. But not to worry, because that silver tongued devil has posted an apology on her website, and this should take care of everything.
"I've also been told there are some people upset about some pictures taken of me with friends making goofy faces! Well, I'm sorry if those people looked at those pics and took them wrong and out of context!
In NO way was I making fun of any ethnicity! I was simply making a goofy face. When did that become newsworthy?"
Oh, so she was just making a goofy face. You now, like Asian people have. Get it, LOL? In another picture she has on some shiny skintight aqua blue pants and a purple tube top with chopsticks in her hair, then she pulled her eyes back and said "me sucky sucky 5 dolla". Probably. It's all part of her homage to Asian people.
Okay so maybe these pictures were interesting, because at one point when Miley Cyrus was getting on her horse, her breast slipped out of her dress, right in front of the entire crew. But you’re gonna have to take my word on that because this is the closet thing I can publish. The government really freaks out when you have topless pictures of underage girls, as I learned all too well when I made the gripping documentary, "Girls At My High School In The Shower."
Are we still pretending Miley Cyrus is a big deal and will be around in two years? Oh we are? Fantastic. In that case, Miley Cyrus spent yesterday modeling for a photoshoot in Santa Clarita. And it was every bit as hot as that made it sound. Look at these pictures, then look at piece of blank grey construction paper and tell me which is more boring.
(picture source = pacific coast)
Is Hannah Montana star and tabloid favorite Miley Cyrus seeking legal emancipation from her parents? Um, no, almost definitely not, but that didn’t stop E! from writing a thousand words about it.
However, if Miley Cyrus did want legal sundering from Billy Ray and What's Her Name—essentially freeing herself from her parents and achieving an early adulthood—the teen sensation would be the latest in a long line of famous child performers to do so.
A teenage Drew Barrymore sued for legal freedom from mom Jaid in 1991. Other people who achieved emancipation as children include Courtney Love, Alicia Silverstone, Michelle Williams, Jaime Pressly and Rose McGowan.
But what does it mean? Simple. Means that in the eyes of family law, the kid has escaped all obligation to obey the parents, and vice versa. If an emancipated 16-year-old wanted to, say, date a 20-year-old underwear model, she could do that—without, say, her daddy threatening to take her webcam away as punishment.
In other news, some guys house burned down but not George Clooneys, and remember that porno with that girl who did anal? Sources tell me that was NOT Jessica Simpson.
