Miley Cyrus Tits Are Spray Painted for New Music Video

By Lex November 12, 2013 @ 4:27 PM

Miley Cyrus Is Covered In Glitter For Future's Music Video 'Real And True'
Miley Cyrus had about five minutes there when people weren’t talking about her being the bane of decent society so she took off her clothes for a rap video where her dulcet tones are featured. You can go look up the rapper Future’s music video Real & True yourself to see flashes of Miley Cyrus body painted in silver glitter. Now that I know my Internet search records are being monitored by the NSA, I’m not doing ‘Miley Cyrus tits in videos’ or ‘how to murder annoying neighbor children’ any longer on Google.

Miley Cyrus Also Smoked A Joint At The MTV Europe Music Awards (VIDEO)

By Travis November 11, 2013 @ 10:00 AM

After her performance at the MTV Video Music Awards, Miley Cyrus claimed that she made history because she wore a very revealing outfit while grinding on Robin Thicke’s crotch. So how did she follow that up at the MTV Europe Music Awards last night, aside from wearing a dress that honored Biggie and Tupac? She lit up a joint while accepting her award for Most Unoriginal “Shocking” Behavior, because the show took place in Amsterdam and what better way to tell people how edgy you are than by smoking pot in a city where people 10 feet away from you in any direction are guaranteed to have better drugs than you? Hopefully someone then offered her a needle and she’s currently passed out in a dumpster outside a whorehouse.

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Miley Cyrus ‘Honored’ Biggie And Tupac

By Travis November 11, 2013 @ 9:00 AM

Despite the fact that she was barely five years old by the time that Christopher Wallace was gunned down in Los Angeles in 1997, Miley Cyrus wore a dress featuring both Notorious BIG and Tupac Shakur to the MTV Europe Music Awards in Amsterdam last night. The legendary rappers were featured on the front of her revealing dress with the word “Violence,” while the words “Please stop” were printed on her ass. So if people only caught the former Disney star as she was walking into the Ziggo Dome, they probably would have thought, “Well, at least we’re all on the same page now.”

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Miley Cyrus Is Sorry That She Twerked Liam Hemsworth Away

By Travis November 05, 2013 @ 11:00 AM

Liam Hemsworth already starred in three movies this year and has the new Hunger Games film coming out in two weeks, all while he’s also filming the next Hunger Games film in two parts. On top of that, he’s been dating Mexican actress Eiza Gonzalez, so if you asked Liam how he’s doing right now and he said something like, “Life is GOOD,” he would not be exaggerating. But his diaper fire of an ex-girlfriend, Miley Cyrus, is apparently still hung up on him, because she reportedly wrote him a love letter to apologize for pushing him away.

According to the Daily Mail, “As time has gone on and the anger subsided, Miley has really started to feel the pain of the split… Miley admitted to Liam she has pushed him away and said sorry for acting so mad.” Of course, it’s Miley Cyrus we’re talking about, so she probably had two transsexual prostitutes deliver the letter with a video of her dry humping a dead horse. Either way, the sexiest woman in the world is sad, y’all.

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Miley Cyrus Posts ‘Pornkinzzz’ Photo To Twitter

By Lex October 31, 2013 @ 9:32 AM

Miley Cyrus Posts 'Pornkinzzz' Photo To Twitter
The Universe’s Hottest Piece of Tail Ever according to Maxim simply can’t stop being controversial. That little tacky-tongued marsupial went and posted pictures of pumpkins carved as weed and porn and the f-word to boot to her Twitter account. This is Millennial punk. I can only imagine the outrage this is going to cause parents of teen daughters who worry that their girls might start using vulgar language in their online jailbait chats with anonymous old men. Meanwhile, Miley Cyrus is not yet 21 and she’s fast approaching $200 million in net worth. So who’s the Jack O’Lantern with the shit-eating grin now?

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Miley Cyrus Is Lil Kim For Halloween

By Travis October 31, 2013 @ 9:00 AM

Miley Cyrus revealed her Halloween costume on Instagram last night, and she went retro with her joy for showing off her titties and dressed as rapper Lil Kim from the 1999 MTV Video Music Awards. Did Miley pick this costume as a statement within a statement, as she, like Lil Kim before her, created scandal and controversy for the way she dressed at the typically boring MTV event? Or did she pick it because she really believes that she’s a black female rapper and this is just one of the final steps before she spends 12 hours in a tanning booth? I’m no psychic, but that second one feels pretty accurate.

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