Of Course Miley Cyrus Is Pleased With Herself

By Travis August 27, 2013 @ 11:00 AM

While everyone from Will and Jaden Smith to your 97-year old grandmother was making fun of Miley Cyrus’ ridiculously stupid and hilariously unsexy performance at the 2013 MTV Video Music Awards on Sunday night, the singer was bragging about Rolling Stone praising her effort and posting pictures of her D-minus ass on Twitter yesterday. The above image had Miley wearing some sort of Michael Jordan tribute, and I assume that she’s squatting because she’s about to take a dump on a backup dancer’s chest.

Miley also boasted that more people Tweeted about her showing off her teenage boy body than about the Super Bowl, and that’s probably because the Super Bowl wasn’t turning half of the men in America gay.

Miley Cyrus Twerks With Robin Thicke Onstage At The VMAs (VIDEO)

By Lex August 26, 2013 @ 11:49 AM

I’m not sure what you call it when a retarded chick with massive white dental caps and nubby hair knots starts grinding on an older dude dressed like Beetlejuice, but where I come from, we call it highly watchable. Maxim’s may have tied their sinking ship to the flounder face of Miley Cyrus, I just want to see her simulate sex. I’ll pretty much watch any woman not heavier than ‘needing to lose a few’ grind their privates in public display. Everybody is worried about the harmful message Miley might be sending to her young teen female audience that empowerment comes through grinding your honeydew onto some dudes lap. But nobody is considering the half glass full perspective for high school boys everywhere. Twerking is going to be very very good to them.

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Selena Gomez Picked A Great Dress For The VMAs

By Travis August 26, 2013 @ 11:00 AM

A lot of semi- to kind-of-sort-of-famous men and women showed up to last night’s MTV Video Music Awards wearing the dumbest fucking outfits that you’ll probably ever see in your lives, and that includes Miley Cyrus, who dressed like a pre-teen boy from 1983 while sticking her tongue out because people are assholes and tell her that’s cool.

But none of them mattered after Selena Gomez showed up with one of her tits hanging out, and that was really a nice thing for her to do. Sure, it’s kind of creepy because she still looks like she’s 15, and she loses hot points because she keeps letting Justin Bieber stick it in her, but hey – a partial tit’s still a tit.

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Miley Cyrus In A Tank That Says ‘Ain’t Nothing But A G Thang’

By Lex August 23, 2013 @ 12:09 PM

Miley Cyrus Wears Short Shorts And A Tank Saying 'Ain't Nothing But A G Thang' As She Arrives At Recording Studio In Brooklyn

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Miley Cyrus Got All Sexy For Terry Richardson

By Travis August 15, 2013 @ 9:00 AM

Terry Richardson is the favorite fashion photographer of many celebrities, from Kate Upton to Cara Delevingne, and he’s pretty great at getting them to stand around, make funny faces and put on his nerd glasses while their clothes slowly vanish. His latest work was shooting Miley Cyrus for Harper’s Bazaar, because her rock n’ roll couture is just the edgiest and sexiest, y’all.

Not surprisingly, when Miley visited Terry’s studio, she made stupid faces and stuck her tongue out, before she started twerking and wore a sweater that read: “Rap music.” We’re basically at the point where Liam Hemsworth needs to drop her off in the middle of Compton and wish her luck, because this girl is fucking confused.

(Photo Credit: Terry Richardson)

Miley Cyrus Wears Miley Cyrus Disguise

By Lex August 13, 2013 @ 11:28 AM

Miley Cyrus tried to avoid detection from paparazzi by shielding her face with a designer handbag and a sweat shirt with her name printed on it in big bold letters. The photographers grumbled about Miley covering her face with her purse while I can only say it’s how I imagine sex with Miley Cyrus going down in a perfect world.

Here’s Selena Gomez trying not to be spotted by putting a bright orange blanket over her head. I wish I could jump in a time machine and go back to when these girls parents decided that on-set tutoring was just the same as real school.

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