If you can’t read all that, the quote, the one she attributes to Buddha because she’s a moron (it’s actually from Zig Ziglar), says, “Happiness does not depend on what you have or who you are, it solely relies on what you think.” And under that, she wrote, “I got so much money I should start a bank.”

Some might argue that those are conflicting thoughts. “Well they aint,” Miley would counter. “Cuz I aint never even had that first thought, it wuz jus sompin I seen on a magnet an I put it up to luk smart, so there.” Touche, Miley!

(source = twitter)

Miley Cyrus was on twitter last night telling everyone how much she loves her new super short super blond haircut, but no word yet on what her fiancé Liam Hemsworth thinks about it. For her sake she better hope he hates it. Otherwise it means her fiancé is secretly gay.

ANDROGYNOUS UPDATE – she added this picture 7 minutes ago. Show it to a friend without telling them who it is and play “Guess The Gender”.

This new picture from the photoshoot Miley Cyrus did with acclaimed photographer Vijat Mohindra back in May showed up online today, and it’s one of those rare occasions where the picture is better than the real thing. Because the picture can’t say, “Yeah, looka me, I’m all nekkid, with ma boobies n stuff, rat cheer in this tub. Um soo sexy.”

The In-N-Out in Studio City had a customer today with open, bleeding sores on her face who lied her way to a free hamburger, and they had a customer drive up in a $125,000 Mercedes SL550 convertible, and thanks to the magic of Miley Cyrus, those two costumers were the same person.

As INF says:

Miley Cyrus claims she forgot her cash and credit cards as she pulls up to the drive through at In and Out Burger. She explains to the attendant she has no money and he gives her the food at no cost. But she was seen buying gas right before her In and Out trip, showing she did in fact have access to money. Later she is seen flashing peace signs to fans and applying lip balm while she waits for her friend who stopped into a liquor store.

Well you have to admit, other than being instantly recognized and photographed the entire time, which also means having her license plate photographed, and then posing for more pictures during the getaway, this really was the perfect crime. She’s the hillbilly Moriarty.

(image source = inf)