It doesn’t seem as though she literally broke anything (though AOL does say she’s “nursing a fractured coccyx today”) but Miley Cyrus went on twitter last night and said:
“cracked my tail bone doing a front flip… on to the couch. thats like when i tripped over a pillow and broke my arm. #onlyme
Yeah that really is crazy Miley. Only you. What are the odds someone would get hurt after dropping their body onto an “L” shaped wooden frame made up of nothing but 90 degree angles. I’m surprised they don’t use couches at the Olympics for the tumblers to land on, because of how safe they seem for this kind of thing.
19-year-old Miley Cyrus got drunk as hell at a birthday party for her boyfriend Liam Hemsworth, which for some reason had a cake shaped like a black cock. Which Miley then rimmed (quite enthusiastically by the way, as if she’s done this before) before making out with Liam. Which makes him some kind of pastry cuckold, I guess. To be honest there’s not a single thing about any of this that makes an ounce of sense.
Miley Cyrus spent $50,000 on nutritionists, chefs and personal trainers before going to Hawaii for Christmas with her boyfriend, Thors little brother. She’s 19, by the way. Don’t most 19-year-olds sort of look like this anyway, or better? She spent $3,300 a pound and still wouldn’t make the front cover of a Barely Legal porn. That’s probably not the most flattering thing in the world.
Miley Cyrus was stopped in Costa Rica by some of her fans asking for autographs and pictures, and even though she was clearly on her way to board a waiting helicopter, Miley stopped for a moment to oblige them. And then when she explained that she had to leave they called her an asshole anyway. To which she replied, “what the fuck? Are you for real?” Which is odd because she is an asshole. Seems unfair to blame her fans for that.
Indonesia has one of the higher infant mortality rates in the world, almost 35 per 1,000 births (as opposed to 7 per 1,000 in the U.S.), because so much of the country lives in poverty and can’t afford proper medical care. Those who do seek care will often have their baby held by the hospital until their bills are paid, so many give birth at home, in unsanitary and dangerous conditions.
This is what drove Robin Lim, an American, to open the first of her community health centers there in 1995. They focus on expectant mothers but provide general health services, emergency care, prenatal, postpartum, birth services and breastfeeding support, all free of charge.
For her 11 years of tireless service to those who need it most, Lim was honored last night by CNN as the 2011 Hero of the Year.
It was the perfect setting for Miley Cyrus to show off her tits in a low cut dress and get herself some attention. They should really hold this award in summer so people like Miley can wear roller skates and a thong.
In keeping with the erotic awakening of Miley Cyrus, she now goes everywhere without a bra and then posts pictures of it. This is because, if you havent heard the big news, several hundred articles have declared that Miley is sexy now. Please adjust your masturbating accordingly.