By Lex August 26, 2013 @ 11:49 AM
I’m not sure what you call it when a retarded chick with massive white dental caps and nubby hair knots starts grinding on an older dude dressed like Beetlejuice, but where I come from, we call it highly watchable. Maxim’s may have tied their sinking ship to the flounder face of Miley Cyrus, I just want to see her simulate sex. I’ll pretty much watch any woman not heavier than ‘needing to lose a few’ grind their privates in public display. Everybody is worried about the harmful message Miley might be sending to her young teen female audience that empowerment comes through grinding your honeydew onto some dudes lap. But nobody is considering the half glass full perspective for high school boys everywhere. Twerking is going to be very very good to them.
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By Travis August 26, 2013 @ 11:00 AM
A lot of semi- to kind-of-sort-of-famous men and women showed up to last night’s MTV Video Music Awards wearing the dumbest fucking outfits that you’ll probably ever see in your lives, and that includes Miley Cyrus, who dressed like a pre-teen boy from 1983 while sticking her tongue out because people are assholes and tell her that’s cool.
But none of them mattered after Selena Gomez showed up with one of her tits hanging out, and that was really a nice thing for her to do. Sure, it’s kind of creepy because she still looks like she’s 15, and she loses hot points because she keeps letting Justin Bieber stick it in her, but hey – a partial tit’s still a tit.
(Photo Credits: Ryan/Andres Otero/WENN.com)
By Travis August 15, 2013 @ 9:00 AM
Terry Richardson is the favorite fashion photographer of many celebrities, from Kate Upton to Cara Delevingne, and he’s pretty great at getting them to stand around, make funny faces and put on his nerd glasses while their clothes slowly vanish. His latest work was shooting Miley Cyrus for Harper’s Bazaar, because her rock n’ roll couture is just the edgiest and sexiest, y’all.
Not surprisingly, when Miley visited Terry’s studio, she made stupid faces and stuck her tongue out, before she started twerking and wore a sweater that read: “Rap music.” We’re basically at the point where Liam Hemsworth needs to drop her off in the middle of Compton and wish her luck, because this girl is fucking confused.
(Photo Credit: Terry Richardson)
By Lex August 13, 2013 @ 11:28 AM
Miley Cyrus tried to avoid detection from paparazzi by shielding her face with a designer handbag and a sweat shirt with her name printed on it in big bold letters. The photographers grumbled about Miley covering her face with her purse while I can only say it’s how I imagine sex with Miley Cyrus going down in a perfect world.
Here’s Selena Gomez trying not to be spotted by putting a bright orange blanket over her head. I wish I could jump in a time machine and go back to when these girls parents decided that on-set tutoring was just the same as real school.
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By Travis August 12, 2013 @ 11:00 AM
Maxim’s hottest woman, Miley Cyrus, was the big winner at last night’s 2013 Teen Choice Awards, as she won “Choice TV Scene Stealer” for her riveting portrayal of a trashy tomboy on Two and a Half Men, “Choice Summer Song” for her teenage drug use anthem “We Can’t Stop” and the “Candie’s Fashion Trendsetter Award”. Of course, she didn’t win “Choice Female Artist”, “Choice TV Actress” or “Choice Music Star”, but a girl can only stick her tongue out so far and shake her ass so much.
And to show that she really earned and truly deserved that that fashion award, Miley showed up dressed in the hottest style of today – “awkward twink”.
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By Travis August 09, 2013 @ 11:00 AM
As Liam Hemsworth continues to become a big Hollywood star despite being an average (at best) actor, some people have been wondering what’s up with his on-and-off again engagement to Miley Cyrus, while she slaps her ass cheeks together all across America. But they showed up together on the red carpet at last night’s premiere for Liam’s new film Paranoia, and at least one of the two people involved in this story looked happy about it.
In Liam’s defense, someone may have asked him to smile, but he probably responded, “Sorry, I haven’t taken that class yet.”
(Photo Credits: Nikki Nelson/Daniel Tanner/WENN.com)