Miley Cyrus is down in Rio today for her tour, and that can be a wild town so it’s a good thing her mom is there to look after her. Except that her mom is the one in the pink bikini with the giant angel wings tatted on her back. You could watch ‘Fuck My Mom and Me’ 1 – 17 and never find a more irresponsible looking parent.
MILEY CYRUS – showed what a good dancer she is in concert, but how does she compare to Elaine Benes? The answer is clear: Miley Cyrus is the finest dancer of our generation. (youtube)
TREY PARKER AND MATT STONE – created ‘South Park’ of course, and if you don’t know they have a new play on Broadway called ‘The Book of Mormon’, and today it received 14 Tony nominations, the most of any play. It could be the best thing I have no intention of ever seeing. (popeater)
THE NEXT JAMES BOND MOVIE – will receive $45 million for product-placement, more than twice as much as the previous record holder (Lexus, Bulgari and American Express paid $20M to be in ‘Minority Report’). So expect dialogue like: “They’re right behind us James!” “Not for long, thanks to the smooth responsive handling of the all new BMW 5, whose standard rear view camera makes escaping a breeze.” (the australian)
KAT DENNINGS – is in ‘Thor’, and last night she was at the premiere at the El Capitan in L.A. Did you know her name, Kat, is short for Katherine? That is so neat and clever I thought I’d put some of her pictures up. And also because she has huge jugs. (getty)
This video of Miley Cyrus and her nasally voice doing a cover of “Smells Like Teen Spirit” during a concert in Ecuador last week could be worse, but only if that girl from the Ring crawled out of your screen and started stabbing you.
Miley Cyrus will kick off her new tour in just 12 days, starting in South America and Australia. Thankfully it also ends in South America and Australia. Miley tells Fox…
“I just think right now America has gotten to a place where I don’t know if they want me to tour or not. Right now I just want to go to the places where I am getting the most love and Australia and South America have done that for me,” she said. “Kind of going to the places where I get the most love. Don’t want to go anywhere where I don’t feel completely comfortable with it.”
Hopefully someone will follow up on this when her tour starts. It’s entirely possible that Miley thinks South America means Mississippi and Louisiana and places like that, and America is the area around New York and Toronto.
If you’re very famous due in large part because of all the doors that were opened to you because you’re dad is also very famous, you probably shouldn’t criticize anyone else for the path they took to success. And yet that’s what Miley Cyrus did on an Australian morning radio show when asked about Rebecca Black.
Catapulted to fame off the back of Disney’s Hannah Montana, Cyrus slammed the overnight success of YouTube phenomenons such as Rebecca Black.
“It should be harder to be an artist. You shouldn’t just be able to put a song on YouTube and go out on tour,” the daughter of country star Billy Ray Cyrus said.
Wait did Miley just refer to herself as an artist? The only difference between Miley and Rebecca is one had a famous dad. If not for him she’d be back in Tennessee, and the closest she’d get to singing in public is humming while she blew some guy behind the Dairy Queen.
Last week Billy Ray Cyrus told GQ that he regrets not being a stronger parent to his daughter Miley, and that he thinks his desire to be her friend instead of her father gave her a certain amount of power which has put her on the wrong path.
Well tomorrow he was supposed to appear on the View. Time to check in on his new found parenting skills. Popeater talked to a source who said…
“When Miley found out her father was scheduled to appear on ‘The View’ she went nuts. Only last week, Billy shot his mouth off in GQ, and now he planned to sit down with [Barbara and Whoopi] and talk more crap about his family. No way would Miley or her team would let that happen.“
I can’t help but be impressed by the way Billy Ray instantly caved to the demands of his 18-year-old daughter. My sources also tell me he bought a new baby hog for their farm and put a sombrero on it and named it Selena Gomez. “Cuz she is a little piggy, ain’t she baby,” he asked. “A fat little Mexican piggy! But you, you’re Americas Sweetheart! You’re my hero, baby!”