By Lex August 13, 2013 @ 11:28 AM
Miley Cyrus tried to avoid detection from paparazzi by shielding her face with a designer handbag and a sweat shirt with her name printed on it in big bold letters. The photographers grumbled about Miley covering her face with her purse while I can only say it’s how I imagine sex with Miley Cyrus going down in a perfect world.
Here’s Selena Gomez trying not to be spotted by putting a bright orange blanket over her head. I wish I could jump in a time machine and go back to when these girls parents decided that on-set tutoring was just the same as real school.
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By Travis August 12, 2013 @ 11:00 AM
Maxim’s hottest woman, Miley Cyrus, was the big winner at last night’s 2013 Teen Choice Awards, as she won “Choice TV Scene Stealer” for her riveting portrayal of a trashy tomboy on Two and a Half Men, “Choice Summer Song” for her teenage drug use anthem “We Can’t Stop” and the “Candie’s Fashion Trendsetter Award”. Of course, she didn’t win “Choice Female Artist”, “Choice TV Actress” or “Choice Music Star”, but a girl can only stick her tongue out so far and shake her ass so much.
And to show that she really earned and truly deserved that that fashion award, Miley showed up dressed in the hottest style of today – “awkward twink”.
(Photo Credits: Adriana M. Barraza/WENN.com)
By Travis August 09, 2013 @ 11:00 AM
As Liam Hemsworth continues to become a big Hollywood star despite being an average (at best) actor, some people have been wondering what’s up with his on-and-off again engagement to Miley Cyrus, while she slaps her ass cheeks together all across America. But they showed up together on the red carpet at last night’s premiere for Liam’s new film Paranoia, and at least one of the two people involved in this story looked happy about it.
In Liam’s defense, someone may have asked him to smile, but he probably responded, “Sorry, I haven’t taken that class yet.”
(Photo Credits: Nikki Nelson/Daniel Tanner/WENN.com)
By Travis August 06, 2013 @ 10:00 AM
The MTV Music Video Awards will air on August 25, and according to this new promo, Maxim’s hottest woman, Miley Cyrus, is probably going to show up and perform her huge hit, “We Can’t Stop.” Or maybe she’s just going to stand around and twerk while all of the other presenters and performers come to the stage and pretend that anyone has watched an actual music video other than Robin Thicke’s nudity-filled “Blurred Lines” this year.
Either way, I’ve never been so excited to see the subway car arrive in my entire life.
By Lex July 26, 2013 @ 12:58 PM
Miley Cyrus is a girl who benefits from the black and white medium. Also closing her mouth and and being naked and being Photoshopped. I’d wear her naked on a t-shirt for charity. Even if that charity is for skin cancer who has tried desperately hard to get people to stop being naked.
Photo Credit: Miley Cyrus/Twitter
By Travis July 26, 2013 @ 11:00 AM
Miley Cyrus was a guest on the British morning talk show Daybreak earlier this morning, and among other things she discussed why she thinks that she’s been able to have such a successful career. And while we’d expect the answer to be something like, “Because my father was famous and my parents had no problem pimping me out to Disney, which in turn made me a superstar thanks to its army of mindless child viewers,” she actually attributed it to karma.
Miley told host Aled Jones that she thinks that she must have done something right in a previous life in order to have all of this success, and I couldn’t watch the rest because my eyes rolled all the way into the back of my skull and then lit themselves on fire.